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I just noticed that Elongated Muskrat's net worth surpassed 800B 😲 And to think that just a couple years ago Reddit was saying that that clown was done for. I swear this shithole doesn't get a single thing right

if I had a net worth of over 100m I'd be buying random stupid meme shit too for the lulz

Doesn't MU have real products and net earnings?

I went from 400k net worth to $170k in 3 months. Kill me

REMINDER the JHEQX fund is about to roll it's massive options trade. The market typically gaps up until they put the trade on as they go net neutral while MM's will try to get their puts out of the money. I expect a irresponsible gap up EOD into tomorrow. Fake news inbound... You were warned, puts not safe until Wed close.

VCX Net Actual Value is $20 Some idiot: I will take VCX for $560, Alex

i'm convinced the AI is giving cryptic signals in my timelines, ive had a video of a Cat jumping out a burning building onto a Life Net with it bouncing high af, plus a video of a Woman loading plastic bags of Gas into her Car trunk, so a burning building with a bouncing Cat and Oil bags, weird af.

Could be kind of cool to reset everyone’s net worth to 0 and let the games begin.

Are you me? Am I you? Entire net worth is dumped in eth. 😭

i have quit my job and my entire small net worth is in UVIX calls. escalation ladders haven’t really changed on a global scale since 1700.

My moves for tomorrow are to suck pussy and get a negative net worth after it.

Simultaneously losing two thirds of my net worth and getting sober is quite the challenge. Might try and work towards a 5k run to further enhance my suffering

You're seated at the head of a table. Your high net worth clients listen with rapt attention as you explain risk mitigation and downplay some recent terrible advice you gave regarding oil amd gold. They're cool with it, they've given you billions to invest. After an hour a heavily muscled male nurse tells you its time to go back to your room. Your clients - a life sized stuffed grinch, the hat from a monopoly set and an empty CapriSun pouch - sit in silence as you leave. You are instagram investment guru Nicholas Crown.

Total US net call options volume is down to ~10,000 contracts per day, the lowest since the April 2025 selloff.

I will bet anyone here my entire net worth the song that plays when Mango leaves the stage is YMCA. My net worth may be negative, but take what you can get.

dude 430k households in america have >30 mil net worth. lots of rich people in this country. they're just not on wsb lmao

That is very intelligent Test-Net, good point.

Disappointing, but still a net gain.

Are they millionaires that lost $500-$2000 or are they average working class with a net worth of $100k-$150k?

Pretty sure inflation means the price drops aren't that bad, like if money buys less AND stocks go down, you net the inflation against the change. So like 6% inflation but your stock goes -5% you just sum them to get actual so 6%-5% means only 1% so its not as bad as it looks. dm for more finance formulas

Eh, it's not about the raw numbers, it's about percentage of net worth

My net worth has significantly diminished.

BENJAMIN NET AND YAHOOOOOO, BRING MY PUTS TO THE PROMISED LAND

None of this makes sense honestly. If you break it down to stark economics, really the end goal of *everything*, is to keep food production high, so the net count of big booty latinas increases over time. I fear that our current environment has lost the forest for the trees.

Down $200k fuck me. My entire net worth gambled away. Fuck you mango

As of March 2026, Donald Trump's net worth is estimated by Forbes at approximately $6.5 billion to $7.3 billion, a significant increase from an estimated $3.9 billion to $4.3 billion in 2024.

At this point she could dedicate the rest of her life to good deeds and still be net negative. The least she can do is give MoleMan199 a decent ✋

"A new style goes buck wild I REMAIN VERSATILE" \*Net worth drops 15% YTD\*

Unfortunately not my guy. It will be +.63% for the indexes and +2% for everything that was -5% today. In other words, its a net loss still.

Someone on here has lost their entire net worth by buying the worthless movie theater stock

Why is your net worth well under most at age 43?

I'm 43 and make 190k per year My net worth is about 750k which about 500k is my 401k. Any questions?

I've lost 95% of my net worth since Feb

Half of my net worth is in meta stock. I feel like mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump are taking turns violating my dignity...

Yooo my shit just doubled. My whole net worth just doubled. Oh my fucking god!

VZ and T have been a sneaky safety net this year. It is almost a guarantee they will be green on days when most of the market is down.

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drafting the avg american would have a net negative impact on the military lol

A worldwide internet blackout for a week or two would probably be net positive lmao

$NET will be the biggest winner of 2026

How the fuck am I green today? Opened so many random strategies thru the day I don't even know if my net position was bull or bear :/

net $3 profit

In hindsight, it is my fault and I am indeed retarded for investing in companies like MSFT and GOOG that have 35+ billion in quarterly net income with net margins of 30-42% and consistent double beats instead of Walmart with PE at 44, 4.2B net income and 2.2% net margin

Hit 100k net worth today boys. *Feels Good.jpg*

The US has issued a temporary emergency fuel standards waiver, allowing petrol with higher levels of ethanol to be sold at the pump. Hmmm…. Thought US was a net exporter and this doesn’t affect them… isn’t that what they said?

MSFT isn't going bankrupt guys, they're still pulling over $100bn in annual net revenue. This is a fucking *sale*. If you load up now, you're gonna be glad you did come 2027.

Bull thesis: Master negotiator sends troops to the Middle East to instill fear in opposition and achieves peace through strength. Bear thesis: Net and Yahoo, Vlad, and the Sauds get their war while oil companies and bomb makers get huge profits. It's a real head scratcher.