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🥭 and his manipulative lies after gaining 4 billion net worth in 14 months.. can’t believe this is the America we live in now

imagine not putting your entire net worth on SPY calls rn

If I write a letter to every person with >50M net worth asking for a million dollars, what are the odds that at least one of them gives me a milli out of the kindness of their heart?

If I write a letter to every person with >50M net worth asking for a million dollars, what are the odds that at least one of them gives me a milli out of the kindness of their heart?

If we are energy independent and a net exporter then why is gas up over a dollar

when in doubt, spread the puts. Daddi's orders. Net equity long, dont be unamerican about it

Soo Iran can launch missiles 4 thousand km but not a single other Gulf State can launch oil barrels over this tiny Strait? Build a couple trebuchets and a giant net for gods sake

EVIL WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME GOOD - NET‘N YAHOO

Define: RETARDED - After hearing for 3 years the FUD arguments: * **Macro:** Tariffs, Russia-Ukraine, China dumping USD for Gold, supply chain meltdowns, FED Balance Sheet runoff, Safety net cuts (Ex: SNAP), Stagflation * **Economic:** Inflation, $38 Trillion debt, $1T deficits, Insurance costs\^, Avg car price, Credit card debt. * **Structural:** AI destroying job market, DOGE, 100k+ Fed job cuts, 3 million workers (and counting) deported, Housing slowing, Weak lower end consumer, **2nd** Government Shutdown * **Financial:** SVB, CRE, FHA bubble, Private Credit, student loan delinquencies. to see the SPY, in that 3-year period, is up **69.1%** & 5% off ATHs, and still having the audacity to repeat the "Loss of American Exceptionalism" horseshit. That should literally be the dictionary definition of retarded.

Bruh, it’s called a shitpost. Imagine taking a dump & seeing ur net down $100M, I’d make some shit up too.

Net zero. He made the threat Saturday and now walked it back. Nothing else changes And thousands of marines are on the way

I mean, it's not that he lied, it's that he used it as cover for pussying out of bombing their power plants, which is good. I'd call that a net positive on the state of things since Friday but maybe not +1.5% positive

I just went from actually broke to net profit within the span of one bowl movement

Just to add fuel to the fire, there is currently an unbelievable amount of people cashing out their 401ks early because of hardship. And the income brackets it's happening at is going up. It used to be the 30-45k range cashing out because they had no savings and it was their only safety net. Now I'm seeing it from clients in the 80-100k range. Like, a lot.

🥭: the people I fired in government are so happy cuz the private sector is booming Jerome:  there is zero net job creation in the private sector 

Back in the day corn was how you paid for Chinese research chemicals you bought on the clear net....man if I could get that corn back I'd probably have a million

People who bought bitcoin at 2021 peak would have not even 5% net profit today. Great investment!

Half of you dipshits are lying. Which is it? Green or Red? My entire net worth is riding on it.

You are retarded. Not kidding. You bet your net worth, 156usd, on red and it came up black. But you think it sounds less retarded if you say some shit like The MMs trapped me with a 0dte rug pull despite the 3x short interest, it was way oversold bro

Net exporter as well.

Bee bee net in yahoo

Lost 50% of my net worth the last 2 weeks. What to do now?

Launching new form of currency. Its bannana 🍌 > avoids inflation due to expiry, spend it or lose it > edible, therefore valuable regardless of timeline > Anyone has access to production method > production is green and substainable, with a net negative in greenhouse gas for every 🍌produced

I owe 3k in taxes because I sold stock. All my net worth is tied up in stock, so I need to sell to pay back Uncle Sam. Selling at a gain will trigger more taxes. What do I do? The cycle never ends…

About 10% of my net worth is on stocks, another 10% is cash gang. Remaining 80% is on real estate. And I still feel bad about 0.5% YTD on stocks

I personally handle it with meditation and not risking 20 percent of my net worth on anything, under any circumstances

It’s really funny when holding your puts 5 more minutes could’ve put your net worth above a quarter mil

# Net N’ Yahoo

I wonder if you summed the net worth of all bears and the net worth of all bulls and compared, what that data would reveal...🤔

Companies still smashing earnings, net tariffs reduction even with mangos 15% tantrum. Not sure I buy the panic…

$28 billion in net Sales for equities this week. Largest amount since week of Jan 7th this year. I can see this selling off even more and quicker in the coming weeks.

global net favorability of US jan 2025 +20% now -1.5% whoops

You could always roll them up and far enough out for a net credit

I have $1m net worth lol

why is axti up 20%? AI spending will slow down, the company's 2025 revenue was <90m (net income before tax ~ -20m) at a market cap >3.2b. china won't grant them enough export licenses to increase revenue in the current environment.

Charles Liang’s net worth plummeting harder than mine 😏

Net and Yahoo is the likely reason your calls are fucked

Imagine having $400M+ net worth and you get arrested for smuggling microchips to a communist country because you could've lived your best life until death but youre greedy so youre gonna go to jail instead. Full retard.

If we’re a gas net exporter then why do we buy any of our oil from other countries?

So when does me being here as a degen pay off? last year I traded 1mil for a net profit of 6k that got wiped out by 🥭 tariffs within the next two months of 2025

Imagine while on deployment you get a message from your spouse telling you she’s going to leave you because she found out you purchased short to medium dated SPY calls at the market peak earlier in the year totalling 50% of your family’s net worth which are now down 70%. So you then try set the bedding on your aircraft carrier on fire in a feeble effort to contribute to the ending of this current conflict only to be told the war is escalating and you now have to sleep on the cold steel floor.

The war is over only when big net says it’s over

300,000 boomers are retiring every month, so net new jobs is no longer needed

On the bright side, we lose a couple 1000 dollars but Billionaires lose in billions. Their net worth is now closer to us :)

🥭showed the model with Intel. Bring the army and roll up to the Techbro, tell them - "sign over 10% of your net worth right now or the 155mm howitzers get to work".

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