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That stuff will not be able to trade, so it will be a mark-to-market thing. Realistic bear case scenario is that private credit was popular for the rich, so the upper K of the economy could contract by pulling back spending and new investment because of net worth destruction, which can trigger a legit recession.

His name is Steve idiot, not Net

How does one achieve 0 net jobs

If you apply any type of company standards to the US and calling the "safety" net for what it really is (Debt = leverage) you would not in an infinite years invest in that company.

Net income -152 million. Hope you have puts

“Economy needs zero net job creation” That was the quote of the day

“On net we didn’t make progress” Powell

It is disconnected. Also, if inflation is expected then you want to be in assets - might not be anywhere else for the money to go. What would necessarily cause a decline is net selling if people need cash, which we might expect to see when prices and unemployment have taken their toll. Or panic 🤷‍♂️ Im bearish long term but have no expectations that the market reflects reality in the near term, its proven to be regarded beyond comprehension

Your mom is a net importer of cock

Remember we are a net exporter!

Net n Yahoo

Anyone who buys a new car and doesn't have at least a million net worth is dumb. Buy cheap and used and save that money and pay off mortgage first and invest

# Does Nebius Make Money? (Based on Actual Financials) # 1. Nebius is still losing money — heavily Multiple earnings reports confirm that Nebius remains unprofitable: * **FY 2024 net loss:** **$136.6M** despite revenue growth. * **Adjusted EBITDA (Q4 2024):** **–$75.5M**. * **Gross margin (recent trading update):** **–765%**, which is extremely negative. These numbers make it clear: **Nebius is burning cash, not generating it.**

No we’re a net exporter bby

My tax return for crypto and stocks said I made $9,000,000 worth of short term trades last year. Total net loss $100k 😂

CIA confirms rumors of a bin Laden clone. Bin Laden #2 has testified to be “one of the good ones” despite plans that were discovered labeled “ 9/12 “. Bin Laden #2 has claimed it to be a comedy movie script starring the clone of Jim Carrey and directed by Net in Yahoo.

Net and Yahoo bombed my puts

Entire net worth in 680c All $346

Does it really matter? We are a net exporter

Congratulations to Cuba for being the first nation to achieve their net zero goals!

Wallstreetbets the only place where dude with negative net worth argues with millionaires about how investing works. I like it

Did you subtract klarna burrito debt obligations from your net worth

Is $0 a good net worth?

What if instead of a wall we built some sort of net over the strait we could even have Iran pay for it, you guys.

US is net importer of oil

What should I fomo 50% of my net worth and college tuition on?

Net and yahoo isn't dead he was just AI from the start 🤔

And you'd be in even more debt than you are now, net positive really.

Comments here would make a lot more sense if everyone had their net worth in their flair

Crazy how my entire net worth is in spx puts expiring at the end of the year

If no western nation is getting oil from Hormuz and USA is a net exporter + has Venezuelas supply, wouldn't that suggest this is just a squeeze on net importers like Europe, Japan and Korea. China and India can get it from Russia or slip through Hormuz apparently. Very neat trick 🥭 

What was your net credit?

No one realizes net benefits of Taiwan takeover But we’ll play the jerking off game of nothing ever happens

What we thinking about this private credit situation? Something to keep an eye on or another manufactured crisis by financial media? I just read that 40% of private credit borrowers are now net cash flow negative.

Whoever times this crash and ride it back up perfectly will add 2 maybe 3 digits to their net worth. Ya feel it in your buttholes, you cretins?!

Im starting to think spamming spy calls next week is gonna net a lot of money. Not based on facts, due diligence or feeling, just the vibe im getting

Literally the U.S. trying to wash its hands. We don’t get oil from there. This is only boosting the petrodollar. This is nothing but beneficial for US oil interests? Block the straight - no one here fucking cares. Hey, assholes, is the US a net oil exporter? This stresses nothing for us.

Last time i sent some seamen into the straight i lost 50% of my net worth

China has to import 75% of its oil and is heavily industrialised. USA has production for all domestic use of oil and is a net exporter of oil. This is all about China. It is 4D chess. War will be over probably during meeting with Xi at the end of this month.

Imma bet my entire net worth on boots on the ground untill eoy

Amidst china industrializing the high oil prices will make quite hard along with higher priced goods they can not export as easy, Iran won't be able to sell them oil now with the island being destroyed and even when they were selling it wasn't enough. China is still a net importer of oil, we took out Venezuela and Iran sources quickly, that's all this is about. If you don't agree with this then you are a pussy that should move out of my country. Iran wanted to export oil in Yuan, they tried to fuck with the petro dollar plus the other countries in Brics will have to go through the US now for energy. The gulf situation is negated, no one gets it which is good for us with our energy infrastructure plans we will be the biggest beneficiary long term. Russia will gain but their economy is in shambles and may not recover for a long time, especially with China exports becoming more expensive.

Exactly. I have net worth north of 5m but only a measly 200k in the taxable brokerage. Most of the money is in 401k, roth, real estate, cash

Now taco will say economy was -20% gdp under sleepy, and I got it to 1%. That's 21% net gdp so dow should be 60k, plus war is pretty much over so 80k real value

Is there a way for me to bet that taco familly will get richer? The only thing that is currently going up is their net worth

It’s actually crazy how my entire net worth is just on spx puts for the end of the year

Real talk: if I could 2x my net worth, I could retire before I turn 50. Think I might sell some shit and hold cash for a while. 🥭 finna wreck shit.

When bus fares go up will be the death knell for most of you. It’ll cost you more to commute to your shit job than your net savings.

Anyone else buying the dip? America is a net energy exporter -- on a relative basis we win over EU, EM, etc. Btd in US tech is a winner, imo.

#It looks like they are permanently closing The Straight of my Net Worth