RING

Imagine being a teenager in the early 90s… you could disappear for hours at a time and no one would even know where you were. No cell phone No ring camera And you’re just at an Alice In Chains concert living life 🤘🏻

nvda is not entering the smartphone ring regard. they're positioning themselves to capitalize on 6g tech. together with nokia they will win contract from tmobile, verizon, atnt, etc., surpassing companies like ericsson. it has nothing to do with smartphones.

NVDA bought a huge chunk of Nokia? LOL nvidia is throwing its hat into the mobile smartphone ring to compete with AAPL iOS and GOOG Android. People asking how is NVDA not gonna fail hard like MSFT did with its smartphone? The answer is that NVDA has the most wanted AI chips and that shoved into an phone and having T-800 arnold schwarzenegger give you relevant data and advance all accessible at your fingetips is game changing.

The year is 2035. The world economy is lambo or shambos with the entire population trading options or giving BJs behind a Wendy’s to repay margin. The top 10% live on a ring above earth with Matt Damon as president. 🤡🤡🤡

Explain to your wife how you spent more than her wedding ring cost for an ounce of gold

Qualcomm throwing their hat in the ring

Hello John, how are you doing today? You mailed my company a postcard requesting information on fake meat stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk; does that ring a bell?

Not personally, but I did get you on the ring cam. If you don't want me to send the photos to your boyfriend - I'm gonna need something in return.

This is just like that one time when Dumbledoor took the ring to Mordor 🧙‍♂️🌋

Why doesn’t Trump just give all world leaders magic rings that are controlled by an all powerful ring that only he can wield? Seems pretty easy rather than doing all this other stuff 

Beyontard has a nice ring to it

Name a better combo than white woman complaining and the Nextdoor/Ring apps 

Even vegan nose ring white girls won’t eat beyond, that’s how you know it’s fucked.

Just ring it already

I'm going to stack Krispy Kreme donuts on my dick like a ring toss and wait for big beautiful women to land on it

Just saw Rosa Parks pull up on a bus into the WWE ring. AI amazes me every day.

Holy shit, Steph Curry implicated in massive sex ring.

Hello John, how are you doing today? You mailed my company a postcard requesting information on fake meat stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk; does that ring a bell?

I swear you gold bugs are dumb as hell. You're paying all this money for a shiny metal that a lot of the time you don't even physically own. Ooh, it's shiny and you can make a ring or necklace out of it, big whoop. You can't eat it. You can hardly carry it around with you. You can't use it as a medium of exchange very effectively. Yet you think it's some magical store of wealth that'll make you rich? Netflix actually provides a service. An entertainment service that people love to use in the evenings to veg out after getting their ass blasted at work. Let me guess, you also think Bitcoin is a great asset because it's limited and will have a finite amount? Let me know how well NFT's are doing while you're on that topic.

Nana in heaven playing ring around the rosey with harambe, and Ozzy

The FBI said the gambling ring involved the "Toronto rangers", the fuck? What team are these clown "investigators" talking about?

Illegal gambling ring uncovered. HOOD calls it is

Beyond Bugs does have a nice ring to it

Major NBA illegal gambling ring dropping today lol brought to you by Fanduel

##Clenching my anus ring so hard that poop comes out as diamond

Ive seen a lot of sora videos of.... -Tupac in the wwf wrestling ring -Bob Ross in the wwf wresting ring -Mr Rogers asking eazy e if he likes bofa deez nuts on his chin -Stephen hawking in his wheelchair -MLK in the WWE ring -Chris benoit asking for forgiveness in the wwe ring

Comcast kissing the ring and paying for the new East Wing would come in handy, if, for say, they wanted to buy Warner Brothers with FTC approval for example

I’m feeling some GameStop April and 1/2027 calls. Too many meme stocks exploding with the OG not moving. Feels like easy money like May and June of 2024 that bought me a nice new Cadillac and the woman’s engagement ring

Just saw a sora AI video of an age progressed Chris Benoit walking to a WWE ring jesus christ can we go back

I think she means for a ring.

Gonna sell my wife’s gold ring to buy calls in gold

Anyone gambling on NBA tonight, a reminder that it is very common for teams to lose on ring night

GameStop will hit man. Set a reminder 6 months from now. Last time I did this I made so much fuggin money that it paid for my wife’s engagement ring, my Cadillac and a wedding I feel it deep in my plumbs. Other memes pumping and the OG meme is flat. It’ll rocket soon enough

Nah smashed Bilbo. The ring of power was actually just a hobbit cock ring

Calls on angry white women constantly complaining on the Nextdoor/Ring apps

Today would be a good day for home burglaries because ring is not working.

NVDA is awakening sr for the disturbance since open, the alarm didn't ring Tyfyattm

Damn ring cameras were down so I had to get up out of bed to check on my kids since I was hearing ghost cries. Those ghost cries were just mine because RH was down unbeknownst to me

Told my fiancé just to get me a galaxy ring or some shit.

How can I prove my manhood if I’m not wearing a tungsten, meteorite, deer antler ring?!

What's the precious metal all the poors are suppose to flock to for a wedding ring now that gold and platinum are poppin off?

It's almost 2 PM, I masturbated 1x and fucked my sex doll 3x today and made zero progress on a case study for a job Idk if I just keep this fuck marathon going all Sunday and just say "sorry didn't have time to do the case study I'm gonna take my hat out of the ring" Fuck it I'll do the case study

literally something a dude with a black wedding ring would say to test this sub

in lotr at the rivenddell gathering, sean bean should've just run up, snagged the ring and put it on quick, then scurried back home. fkin noob

Amazon being such a dog might continue until they kiss the ring. Google, AAPL, and AMZN were the three companies that didn't at first. Apple eventually did, and gave mango the famous gold bar statue thing publicly, and finally stock got some lift.

Ring the bell in a Thai bar 🔔 Be a hero 🦸

SPX is almost at that sexy 6900 number. SPX6900 has a nice ring to it.

RING THE BELL!

Ring the bell I’m ready to fight

I have a plan that might fix this. Maybe JPOW will sign off if we get 150 million signatures in the next 3 hours. Okay so it’s that we don’t ring the bell this morning. We just… don’t have market today…. Then by Monday everyone will have forgotten all about this and be excited to get back in there and buy everything up! Brilliant. I know.