ROCK

I need a black swam event to happen in the next 48 hours. High me thought it would be funny to full port into spy puts. Sober me may just hit rock bottom this year.

I get rock hard any time I rustle someone’s jimmies enough for them to downvote a bunch of my recent comments.

Watching that BYND drop again gets me rock fucking solid watching all the bag holders. Then again OPEN is holding steady

BYND falling like a rock slide through a mountaintop. Its over.

Investigation into INTC headquarters revealed it to be an abandoned rock quarry! 🫨

This guy’s positing that divorced dad rock is a recession indicator. Name dropping Nickelback and Mudvayne. “You take that anger and you rage like you just lost the house.” I need to stop laughing so I can work

Shiny rock pumping! 

Cobalt rock rare? Looking at you ELBM

Once the rate is cut the dollar will go down meaning your shiny rock will rise.

Serves me right for putting my money in a shiny rock RIP

There's literally nothing stopping gold from dropping like the rock it is. There is no floor. All it does is change hands. You can't worry about "circular deals" and still think gold is a safe bet. It's no safer than Beyond Meat or Gamestop. Gold is in a bubble.

Shiny rock is being mean to me

What is your store of value? Fake meat, or shining rock?

How we feeling about BYND? I’m rock hard

Yellow shiny rock different then grey shiny rock

This shit is worse than a bear market at least in a bear market I know I would be accumulating at rock bottom prices this shit right here is torture

A shiny rock that humans have coveted for 10,000 years or fake meat that makes your ancestors shameful

I think the meat course is over, can we move on to dessert now, it's fundamentally sweeter. For the regards, emphasis on fundamentals. Look at the balance sheet for f all sake. The only reason the share price is not 30% higher or more is the shorts are pulling it down. Solution pull down their shorts. They'll be fine. They're hedged with calls. $DNUT "Halloween is coming up, let's rock." ~JB

You buy shiny yellow rock? Pfffft, shiny yellow rock is for little baby. Real man buy shiny grey rock. No not silver, platinum, or lithium. Palladium! You have never heard of palladium? Heh. You are like little baby holding bag full of poop. Go cry to mommy, little baby! Hahahaha.

yeah BYND is store of value. Gold is.. just a rock thats shiny?

They're trying to kill the shiny rock again

Strap fake meat on a shiny rock and send it to orbit

UUUU: my rock in stormy seas

The market is literally moving like Patrick’s pet rock.

Thank goodness I have non correlated assets like the shiny rock (-1.5%), shiny rock blockchain (-4%) and blockchain fuel coin (-5%) to reduce my exposure to this horrible -0.3% day

With everyone here buying BYND now, surely it drops like a rock today

You 🫵doubled down on your dumbass GLD calls instead of buying the GOOG dip yesterday and are now praying your shiny boomer rock lets you break even

Y shiny rock wen fake meat exists?

Turns out it’s just a shiny yellow rock

Shining rock less shiny after yesterday

Gld bears in shambles. Don’t ever doubt the shiny rock

Cuz their fake digital coins got rugged while magic rock went on a tear

Why diamond-hands when I can rock->paper->scissors my way to fucking wealth?

Shiny rock not so shiny

shorting Gold, fuck this stupid rock

shiny rock melt up finna go crazyyy

When do we pump blood diamonds? New shiny rock?

Holy hell gold is going to 0. Cooking oil worth more than piece of shit rock.

Gold dumping on the news that "We just realized it's only a shiny rock, there are tons of cheaper shiny rocks we could buy"

gold provides no value to shareholders its a rock

your shiny boomer rock can never help me code at work, just saying.

Oh yeah shiny rock doesn’t do anything

In the end, gold is just a colored rock.... 😂 

Shiny rock gang?

Calls are meant to go fked it was always a part of the plan. If you don’t hold the rock you don’t own it you won’t profit off it.

so this is when everyone realizes the stocks only go up and fake money only goes down and shiny rock is ghey

It’s just a shiny rock 🤷🏼‍♂️

# Gold is nothing more than a worthless rock. Face it, regarded gold bulls, noone wants to buy it. We go WAY lower

What do you mean my shiny pet rock isn't worth 4 racks?

Shiny rock with the -4% move is crazy