ROCK

GLD ded. Only AI is the future, shiny rock worthless

That's it shiny rock keep going slow and steady You can go when you want to

Inflation is falling like a rock!

I might have been living under a rock recently, buuut... Since when do the words "quantum" and "strong fundamentals" belong in the same sentence?

#Bought calls shiny yellow rock at the top 🖐️

Someone was telling me to go full port KVUE. Then someone else said I should smoke rock behind the CVS.

Every time you fkers mention the shiny rock it dumps 😡

318 P/E for TSLA? How does a stock with that market cap remain speculative lmao. It's gotta be a back room circle jerk with black rock, ARKK, etc. right?

Stupid shiny rock

paper beats rock, stonks beats yellow rock

Now, with the recession hidden by AI, they are taking off and slowly leaving the markets in your hands. Then the market will fall hard due to a story they will sell us to justify it, and only when the recession is finally announced and the panic is total, the market will hit the last and definitive rock bottom. That will be the floor.

RDDT dropping like a rock lmao

Lumn is doing it again. More positive news. Rock n Roll!

#bagholding shiny yellow rock 🖐️

I didn't know it was possible to become a shiny yellow rock bagholder but here I am...

pls shiny yellow rock that came from outer space pls don’t do this to me

Everyone knows what today is about unless they live under a rock. WE ARE SO BACK BABY

https://preview.redd.it/fyw258ydkjxf1.png?width=1314&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a418eb1f6ba8325950e9ebefed940342a6ee52 Buy the shiny rock

I will never refuse to buy the shiny rock

UUUU is gonna ruin me, please don't drop like a rock I beg you

One day EVERYTHING LISTEN EVERYTHING WILL BE CRUMBLE AND TURN INTO DUST but shiny rock no it will always exist

I need a black swam event to happen in the next 48 hours. High me thought it would be funny to full port into spy puts. Sober me may just hit rock bottom this year.

I get rock hard any time I rustle someone’s jimmies enough for them to downvote a bunch of my recent comments.

Watching that BYND drop again gets me rock fucking solid watching all the bag holders. Then again OPEN is holding steady

BYND falling like a rock slide through a mountaintop. Its over.

Investigation into INTC headquarters revealed it to be an abandoned rock quarry! 🫨

This guy’s positing that divorced dad rock is a recession indicator. Name dropping Nickelback and Mudvayne. “You take that anger and you rage like you just lost the house.” I need to stop laughing so I can work

Shiny rock pumping! 

Cobalt rock rare? Looking at you ELBM

Once the rate is cut the dollar will go down meaning your shiny rock will rise.

Serves me right for putting my money in a shiny rock RIP

There's literally nothing stopping gold from dropping like the rock it is. There is no floor. All it does is change hands. You can't worry about "circular deals" and still think gold is a safe bet. It's no safer than Beyond Meat or Gamestop. Gold is in a bubble.

Shiny rock is being mean to me

What is your store of value? Fake meat, or shining rock?

How we feeling about BYND? I’m rock hard

Yellow shiny rock different then grey shiny rock

This shit is worse than a bear market at least in a bear market I know I would be accumulating at rock bottom prices this shit right here is torture

A shiny rock that humans have coveted for 10,000 years or fake meat that makes your ancestors shameful

I think the meat course is over, can we move on to dessert now, it's fundamentally sweeter. For the regards, emphasis on fundamentals. Look at the balance sheet for f all sake. The only reason the share price is not 30% higher or more is the shorts are pulling it down. Solution pull down their shorts. They'll be fine. They're hedged with calls. $DNUT "Halloween is coming up, let's rock." ~JB

You buy shiny yellow rock? Pfffft, shiny yellow rock is for little baby. Real man buy shiny grey rock. No not silver, platinum, or lithium. Palladium! You have never heard of palladium? Heh. You are like little baby holding bag full of poop. Go cry to mommy, little baby! Hahahaha.

yeah BYND is store of value. Gold is.. just a rock thats shiny?

They're trying to kill the shiny rock again

Strap fake meat on a shiny rock and send it to orbit

UUUU: my rock in stormy seas

The market is literally moving like Patrick’s pet rock.

Thank goodness I have non correlated assets like the shiny rock (-1.5%), shiny rock blockchain (-4%) and blockchain fuel coin (-5%) to reduce my exposure to this horrible -0.3% day

With everyone here buying BYND now, surely it drops like a rock today

You 🫵doubled down on your dumbass GLD calls instead of buying the GOOG dip yesterday and are now praying your shiny boomer rock lets you break even

Y shiny rock wen fake meat exists?

Turns out it’s just a shiny yellow rock