ROCK

I might actually go AMC its like rock bottom right now

shiny rock. me like.

Whole metals market gonna drop like a rock if Russia war ends. We gonna go full deflation mode

Can you smell what the rock is cookin? 681

Not a rock guy but I do find it interesting that electing a guy who bankrupts things would lead to such a move. Without full on fuckery the shiny rocks will gain value this who term. No one believes that inflation is gone and the fed is about to become partisan.

Unga watch Boonga buy shiny rock. Shiny rock price go up. Boonga brag, Unga sad. Unga buy shiny rock too. Shiny rock price go down. Now Unga and Boonga sad.

🫵🫵YOU FOMOD INTO A SECOND TIER ROCK

Silvers not a Rock

Dude you can just buy the shiny rock, but alas you will join the paper traders of metal… maybe after this you’ll learn your lesson.

Maybe I'm just desensitized from Liberation day and the Crypto flash crash, but shiny rock doesn't even look that bad rn.

Rest in peace to all shiny rock enjoyers.

Whoever gives out the award. You're rock

The individual stocks that I already own as we enter in 2026: GOOGL, RKLB, ASTS, PATH, UAMY. Additional stocks that I'm planning to buy soon: MU, NBIS, AMPX. Come on guys, I 'm sure 2026 will be great, let's fucking rock n roll 🤟

"rock beats paper" -mel gibson

Did people really panic sell the shiny rock because it went down (checks notes) for one day out of a year straight pump ?

The only shiny rock I’m fully invested in is Shungite

Everything is shiny rock

Do not buy calls on metal. This is not rock paper scissors, rock beats everything in this game. When spot price and slv crashed yesterday guess which didn’t??? Ases were still selling at $16 over spot for a reason. Physical premiums held while paper markets got hit. Be wiser than trying to leverage metals.

Tesla 460 getting slapped like Chris Rock

So, do I really have to go out and make new friends and join a running club or start rock climbing to get a girlfriend now? Well, maybe I'll just start by going to Costco and wandering around, I'm a platinum member so they kind of roll out the red carpet for me.

Stock market feels like when you joined a RuneScape clan of investors to buy junk items (Jim Cramer suggestions) just for the clan owner(black rock) to dump them onto his clan recruits.

Are my 12/31 $64.5 boomer rock calls about to print

Went full retard and blew $600 on SLV calls at close today, this shit is about to drop like a rock 😥

The stock would most likely take a shit kicking...don't think the company would go tits up, but it would most likely drop like a stone in search of rock bottom

I got a rock

Rock lobster?

# Need to Talk? Call or text 1737 (24/7) ...... It's just numbers on a screen brother... have a drink... start going for walks and STOP gambling. There is absolutely no "quick path" to rich. You are battling hedgefunds and quants with 1000s of analysts. Rock bottom is a great place to build from.

#PET ROCK GAPS UP OVERNIGHT. FUCK YOU.

#I BELIEVE IN YOU PET ROCK.

IMAGINE BUYING A SHINY ROCK LOL

[run script: distract WSB with shiny rock]

Getting stoned and staring at price of rock all day.

hahah shiny rock enjoyers are finished

Shiny rock worshippers BTFO

Got a feeling NVO will drop like a rock at open

SLV bros I don't feel so good. Why my shiney rock not worth much anymore

buy any fucking rock

People clapping fake shiney rock go up 7% don’t realize fake datacenter and fake self driving cars costs also go up if fake shiney rock go up. Not that Oracle was ever gona build them anyways. Shiney rock up, nasdaq down. Bye bye scam 😢

Silver just a rock after all. whose value was just a human construct

Oh my gourd not my shiny gray rock!! LMAO 🤌

$NBIS, in case you are living under the rock or just came out of your cave [https://x.com/fiscal\_ai/status/2004960490729210268](https://x.com/fiscal_ai/status/2004960490729210268)

Remember, someone in here went all in on a rock on a Sunday night at $82

Turns out risking your life down a hole for a shiny stupid rock is worth something. Posting about hashing pairs with a glowy hot box stealing your neighbors electricity and posting about it on reddit isn’t worth as much

Grey rock up When orange imaginary rock go up??

Folks, the moment I FOMO into silver, it'll drop like a rock, so I'm doing y'all a favor by not buying

Can we make a different shiny rock really expensive?

Why would you buy GLD when you can actually buy the shiny rock. And dont tell me SHIT about “liquidity” or “painless transaction”, touching shiny rock benefits outweighs all that brainiac bullshit lies

Water is really useful too. Oxygen too Silver being used everywhere is actually a bear case for it, unlike what u shiny rock retards think

$3,000 rock to retire on.

I mean how much can they say? They have taken action but when inflation on both core and headline drop like a rock it doesn’t really give them much commentary. “We think inflation will be sticky so we will be cautious”. The markets were expecting doomsday from them not too long ago.