ROCK

Yeah, that’s the vibe. Would drop like a rock if it doesn’t happen (not likely)…already priced in. Unless something unexpected like 2 point cut instead of 1, nothing crazy will happen

Pennywise the punk rock band.

Butt rock and bros

There was a girl that kept calling 🐻 a "loser" in high school. Well guess what. Now she's blowing up his phone. >!"Please clean up your room. It smells really gross."!< >!"Your father and I are going out tonight, there's the dino tendies you like in the fridge"!< >!"There was a rock hard sock under your bed that was like cardboard??? I don't know what happened but I threw it away..."!<

Do we blast off or drop like a rock let’s see in 3 mins

Nflx just wait for it to hit rock bottom then it’ll melt up all day

I’m gonna rock your world

Easiest setup to buy puts for tomorrow. It’s going to pop the first 30 minutes then fall like a rock 

Rock wars 2: rare erfs strike back

I was under a rock for a while, can someone please explain to me what’s happening with SOFI?

Any news on UNH, got lucky by selling bunch of covered calls yesterday, but this shit is dropping like a rock

Russell still rock hard, this gonna V

how many time have you guys hit rock bottom

Apple is a girl you marry (dca hold) not the chick you play with who can rock your world and/or ruin your life (weeklies)

Will this be another rug pull morning? Find out on next episode of Dragonball Z Dragon, dragon. Rock the dragon. Dragonball Z!

I thought Black Friday was over. If you aint loading up TSLA puts right now, you gotta be smoking moon rock

Fuck I missed the first moves and it’s about to drop like a rock

Insiders know something about NFLX. Dropped like a rock

I think they need a cooler name than Copilot. That’s the problem. They need to call it something like Charizard or Andromeda or Rock Kick Ass.

Any other species get rock hard just lookin at tiddies or is that just us weirdos?

I once met someone that I thought enjoyed life, who was an active cannabis smoker, but he threw a hissy fit over a misplaced rock in his deranged rock garden, which was literally just a mess, honestly. I don't think he was really a happy person.

It's easier to laugh about how it has dropped like a rock, but I firmly think that the NVO dip is one of those generational buy opportunities right now. It went from highest market cap european company to 5 year low in less than a year. It has its issues but the last selloff was unjustified. 48,76$ average long position

Yeah... Nearly every company had blow out earnings and stopped afterwards this season. Hood and sofi are the bigger better brothers of bull and look what happened to them. Have you been living under a rock or something

Tim Apple and Sam Altman are about to make a rock hard deal on AI

Feels like rock climbing up, sky diving down

The thought of it is more absurd than fiction. Apes floating on a rock in space tapping phone screens with imaginary numbers all day in hopes of freedom

Consumer electronics gets me rock hard

Never put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band. You'll throw it all away.

Something isn’t right Yields are up huge but shiny rock is up YUGE

shiny yellow rock

Always bet shiny rock. 

Who would win: A digital currency generated by the computational solution of mathematical problems (-8% ytd) or a shiny rock (+62% ytd)

lol all you losers holding stock while I’m holding shiny rock to ATH

Gray shiny rock better

How is yellow shiny rock unironically the best investment advice

That guy who accidentally held his $100k in SPY puts on Friday walking around harder than a rock this morning after getting shit on all weekend on his post

Next thing we know it kid rock will be in charge

Shiny rock worth more dollaree doos than 64 digit code on USB stick

Dropping like a rock

This rock band Pantera goes hard & long for every jam

whenever j powell is in my dreams I always wake up with the stiffest rock hard erection, probably just a coincidence though

*When I grab the mic I blow up* *A few casualties, but so what.* *You wanna know my occupation?* *I get paid to rock the nation.* *I go to work.*

The reason why cliff jumpers throw a rock before diving is because if they threw it after, it risks falling on their head.

I appreciate that i grew up in a generation where anti-establishment counter culture was huge... 10yrs later im still all about "fuck the govt" Noticed institutions and ideology driven groups are all about "we need the govt to step in and do XYZ" Hope the future generations keep up the "fuck the gov't" and "fuck the establishment" counter culture. Just rambling while listening to my fave 2000s punk rock music

SPY's 5 years gain is less than Silvers one year gain, getting owned by a literal rock. Silver and Gold chads for life.

Bro I hit the slots on the hard rock app in FL lol

Holy shit, mangos truth post is crazy asf. Per usual. So fucking childish and it’s so boring. Boooo bring in the rock or Sidney Sweeney

I guess you are living under rock, aren't you?

be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med >obsessed with stocks >start posting value picks on obscure forums >become message board mod >get noticed by Vanguard and Joel Greenblatt >start a fund 1997: >Vanderbilt med school >MD achievement unlocked >Work as a doctor while moonlighting as “Dr. Doom” on stock forums >Stanford residency in neurology > gets bored of med >quit med career >take entire inheritance + family loans and launch Scion Capital 2000-2007 >Scion returns 489% crushing $spy >spot housing bubble before everyone else >beg banks for credit default swaps on subprime mortgages >"Uh, we want to bet the house burns down?" Banks: "Lmao sure, weirdo" >investors riot: "You're insane, gimme my money!" >raise gates in a side pocket so they can’t withdraw funds 2008: >Market melts down, swaps pay out >bag $100M personally, $700M for LPs >Wall Street: "How tf did he know?" >Feds + SEC up his ass >close Scion, return capital (sick of the assholes) 2010: >gets a book written about him > "The Big Short" movie gets made >Christian Bale plays you as autistic drum-banging 300IQ spastic >Overnight fame >Relaunch as Scion Asset Management, focus water/gold/farmland >portfolio hits $100M+ by 2016 2025: >become active on Twitter >publicly short $nvda >make 20% within 3 weeks >Shut down Scion >Start Substack newsletter >Generate $10 million+ run rate revenue on day 1 for sharing shitposts