ROCK

HIMS got me rock hard

META about to find out that rock bottom has a basement

rock this V

Yall see the guy scammed black rock for Half a billion dollars?

I think if I start eating vagisil and hit myself on the head with a rock I would be better at this

"It's another sunny morning in Vista View, here's some more soft rock hits to get you through the morning commute with one oh four point two: KVUE"

Straight down like a rock

Over here: NFLX (still too low before the split), GOOGL, CMG dip, ROCK calls.

Monthly reminder that Sabrina Carpenter and Dwayne Johnson (the rock) are identical twins.

Hard rock bets in Florida has slot machine games for real $ on their app now.

My nips are rock hard, must be november

I like that mindset bruh. I'm about to join a rock gym in your honor.

Will Smith smacked the shit out of that ball like it was Chris Rock.

Rock Bottom has a basement

If it were earlier in the year, I would have suggested going to the Red Rock Canyon. $20 and you get to drive through the canyon and stop at different points, it's unreal. I stood at the high point, and the wind blasting over the mountains and across the plains was the highlight, you could not imagine people back then travelling by horse and wagon across this stuff.

They report earnings next week. We’re about to find out if rock bottom has a basement.

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME. 😤😤😤

Holy fuuuck i love money. I don't even spend it but seeing the number go up gets me rock hard

it tends to fall like a rock with disappointing earnings and almost immediately claw its way back up to ATHs

I feel rock bottom is dressing up for Halloween and going to your mcdonalds job. You've given up all hope in life. You've accepted your fate. 

What happened to my beloved shiny yellow rock?

Yeah the short term hate is silly. 5yr chart and 1yr chart shows fantastic performance all things considered for a shiny rock

Government shutdown dude Have you been living under a rock?

So glad I bought yellow shiny rock during the 2 weeks it went down. But getting my money back from AMZN and spy

Shiny rock so gouuud

You mean crawl out from under a rock? Still down on the day

Meta bottomed out, they have rock solid financials will go back to 700 by eow

We’re on a floating rock dude….its all gonna be okay

"It is better to remain cash gang and be thought a fool than to make trades and remove all doubt" -Kid Rock

China gets blue jeans and rock and roll, but they have to buy soy beans. Also they have to give him something shiny and gold so he can satiate his bird like fascination.

It seems like people don't like the shiny rock, but shiny rock never misses their ER, shiny rock never misses its inflation target, shiny rock just sits there, looking shiny. Seriously though I have no idea why it would be down after FOMC today.

Handjob robots, textbots that think for you, and o-o-o-ozempic so you can eat whatever you want. Rock flag and eagle 🦅

Fuc you gold you stupid shiny rock

In hindsight its ludicrous to think a shiny rock is worth 4k+ an ounce and that fake internet Money will ever go below 100k+ per digital token

What makes META unique is that no one actually likes the company or its leadership. They're just in it because it prints money. As soon as they miss, that shit drops like a rock because of the former.

#jamming out to some fomc rock music 🤘🙂‍↕️🤘 LMAO 🤌

Women who free boob it get me rock hard.

This all feels like a cruel joke just to make me think early retirement is possible before this market bashes my head on a rock just for fun

Probably, as I heard Zuckerberg has obtained a fresh new human skin after a whole day napping on the hot rock. Should be in good shape for the earning.

Shiny rock redemption

Pump that shiny rock!! 

I never told anyone. But what if some aliens shot it at us when we developed as humans and they scouted us 50,000 years ago from Bernards star (5 light years away), and said fuck no, and shot that big ass rock at us to dinosaur us and it barely missed us

Jesus fuck, theyve got apparent 'harvard scientists' saying it might be aliens. So if anyone wants to know, most grounded futurists predict that space combat could be as simple as shooting small rocks at [super-fast] speeds will be enough to destroy ships, satellites, and even create long-term ecological planetside disasters ala: dinosaur meteor. There's no need for a slow lumbering rock thats a ship but not really, and anyone telling you its a shiny robot thinks youre a fucking mornon

It's UNBELIEVABLE. The SECOND I buy GLD calls, it starts dropping like a rock. If hindenburg was still around, I'd be their top analyst. Anything I touch would make a shorter rich.

I may have too much rock exposure in my port rn

Man, i swear today's action sucked! it went above 1.2% a few times then it dropped like a rock near end of the day.

Sometimes I wish it was Trump instead of Chris Rock and Will Smith

Imagine cutting the rates without any data from the government to support the decision. Sounds like a rock in a hard place doesn't it?

# GOLD EASILY DOWN 4% FOR EOD. IMAGINE PAYING SO MUCH PRECIOUS USD FOR A WORTHLESS SHINY ROCK. GOSH SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.

Shiny rock degens crying in the bathroom