ROCK

Shiny rock with the -4% move is crazy

Fuck you gold.  Stupid bullshit rock.

Gold up ~60% ytd. FU$&ING WORTHLESS PISS ROCK!

I’d rather invest in a company that does something tangible than a shiny rock that… well idk even know what it does

shiny rock down futes green nature is healing

Humans rock!!

DIE GLD you absolutely dull POS rock

rock beats paper

Rock rock rock

Went to a no kings protest in LA on Saturday... Cost me a ton of money, and there was way more ICE then I was expected. Didn't realize Carolina was the bad guys till every one started chanting we will rock you. Not what I thought it would be.

Body rock, girl I can feel your body rock

Why did somebody invent gold when we already have 🌽? It’s just an arbitrary rock, I could pick up one in my backyard and say it’s worth x amount smh

AMZN cant go up with these China tariffs, almost all of their packages at warehouses are from China so unless Supreme Court cancels tariffs which it doesnt look like they will mfers just kicking the rock down the street they said they would expedite the decision and get it done in October now they arent even doing anything until Nov and basically they will just keep delaying and do nothing so Amazon will just keep getting fucked by China tariffs as this is #1 strategy of Trump's insider trading.

She’s a 10 but thinks black rock is underpriced

Rock V

Dang rock down

STOP JINXING MY SHINY ROCK COCK, LET IT EDGE

shiny rock cocks, shushhhh, pls let's not jinx it

can we talk about that shiny rock cock

You're telling me magic internet money is not better than the rock that has actually been used as currency before? Is that what you're telling me?

WAIT WHATS GOING ON. I have been living under a rock… is this bullish or bearish for tmr

I shit a massive rock hard turd yesterday and it made my anus sore.

Tomorrow, I’m launching a No Queen Rally. I mean, we don’t need those either. The rock band is cool though.

Imagine showing a caveman your gold rock and he hits you over the head with it, knocks you out and just walks away

The gap down Monday is going to rock my calls

I pulled up a 10 year chart of GLD. Yeah. It's rock solid.

My pet rock has a heart of GLD

GLD calls at the bottom. Not even a chance it stays below 400 for month. GLD is not fake money but it is pretty rock worth a lot. Full port if you like money.

Imagine paying $400 for a useless piece of paper signifying that you own a worthless rock

Careful shiny rock bulls. It was acting a bit like this last Thursday and dumped hard at noon

Shiny rock no longer shiny. Looks like yellow poo poo

shiny rock down stocks up nature is healing

VIX dropping like a rock Inshalla

can we fuck over black rock, if so how?

Funny that a shiny rock has outperformed the US stock market since inception over 20 years ago even while stocks trade at a record valuation

Shiny yellow rock is sine waving tonight

Ya'll remember hwo einsterin said everything is relative? well that's why a rock is oging up in value and will continue to do so

The age of AI & quantum supercomputers is over. The future of humanity lies in a shiny rock.

Astonishingly pathetic to see the daily thread filled with people moaning for Donald Trump to pump their bags. Have you stopped a moment to think about this? Didn't think so. Absolute rock bottom in WSB history so far.

Oooga booga shining rock make more money than labor today

Yep lol Other stonks go up 63% or higher in a year! UEC us up 127% YTD. Not so far fetched for a shiny rock to go up in value.

The irony is Trump could taco out and China could say they don't give a shit that he's giving in lol. Chinese rocks being withheld would destroy our capex based data center growth. See ya build the domestic rock companies BEFORE you piss off our sole provider of shiny rocks, not AFTER. Gld ty

I think my mother might beat me in this market just because she keeps buying accessories made out of that shinny rock

I need lulu to hit rock bottom

rock beats paper

I had the choice between new cool rock used to make power and bombs or old shiny rock traded by Neanderthals for better pointy sticks. I should’ve chose the old shiny rock.

Monke buy shiny yellow rock

most people don't have gold in their portfolio -- imagine the in-flows when portfolio managers realize they need to allocate at least 5 - 10% to shiny rock

The only thing more retarded than this recent quantum stock run is a useless rock doubling in value in under 2 years

The age of AI & quantum supercomputers is over. The future of humanity lies in a shiny rock.