ROCK

Chyna didn’t like shiny rock

Everyone expected the dump here apparently? Why? Am I under a rock or what

INTC going to drop like a ROCK

RKLB is a buy imo. 1) SpaceX IPO hype 2) MTO chances are good 3) Currently @ ~$80 from ~$99 high 4) Just a rock solid company and leadership

Once he has to sell BTC to pay the bills all hell breaks loose. BTC dumps -> MSTR dumps and will find it harder to finance operations through dilution -> MSTR has to sell more BTC. Both dump like a rock

Took a 30-minute power nap and had a prophetic dream. An angel (absolute smoke show btw) placed a **yellow rock** in my right hand and a **steel-gray rock** in my left and said: “Do not fear your calls.” I wake up enlightened… Realize my **right hand is holding the right ball** and my **left hand is holding the left ball**. Divine confirmation: stay max leverage, we will be fine on Monday 💎🙌

20 hours until shiny rock futes

Bitcoin dying in sympathy with gold except its not even a shiny rock.

Corn is kil. Shiny rock is kil. Where people putting money now?

Is this rock bottom for western civilization? Food and shelter completely unaffordable, corrupt pedos in government and business, enshittification of everything, masked goons killing people in the streets, everyone addicted to phone slop. Surely it can't get any worse! (it can get worse)

It was a gas leak in an apartment building Fuck you for making me google something at 8 am on a Saturday. Getting my titties all in a twist. I’m like 60% defense contractors, I hear the eagles screaming and my pp gets rock hard. My wife is out of town. Get down here it’s your fault

With the dollar dropping like a rock, 3m will not be enough for retirement anyways. Assuming 4% withdrawal, it is 120k per year. Do yall think its enough in this inflationary environment

ape together jealous of shiny rock ape

so how many shiny rock fuks r left ?

You shiny rock regards are worse than crypto bros

Who sold their shiny rock bets today

My shiny pet rock is losing all of it value!!!!

"nah, sorry can't make it tonite.. I gotta stare at my shiny rock line"

+/- 5 years for next regarded shiny rock cycle?

Copper is the next rock

Get fucked shiny rock bois

You trade shiny rock memes while I trade fake internet money memes, we are the same

The great shiny rock rugpull of 2026. I will remember this for days.

Pour one out for the shiny rock crew

I literally can't lose today. Done for the day with some yuge silver put gain. Rolled 10 puts for 3/31 $75 strike. Up 15 percent already and will close at 50 percent gain. Rock on my fellow gamblers

Stocks 📉 Shiny rock📉 🌽📉 LABUBU STORE OF VALUE GANG WINS AGAIN

3.5T wiped out in shiny rock market cap. That's like all of MSFT or all of BTC

what happened to all the shiny rock regards?

Why shiny rock go down?

sofi did great, dropping like a rock, fucking rigged

All the smart money is rotating from shiny rock and Apple to dying companies like Tesler

Shiny rock buyers make fun of crypto bros but at least they diamond hands, you all panic sell premarket on the first big red day in months

Might be why he was chosen. Didn't want to destabilize markets with Kid Rock but Warsh generally leans towards cuts if inflation data supports it. Also important to note Warsh has criticized Jpow before who Trump hates. Probably was enough to move the needle

SNDK calls + shiny rock calls = even for the week

ram is the new shiny rock 

Is this the shiny rock community center? LMAO

Shiny rock mental illness is real, WHO approved too .

Gold bols downvoting everyone who points out shiny rock doesn't just go up tells you all you need to know about what direction the price is gonna go. 

Were people rushing to gold and silver because they actually thought trump might make Kid Rock fed chair?

Never did i ever think I would see the day where shiny rock behaves like a meme stock

damn shiny rock boys having a tought day

What if the true shiny rock was the silicon we made along the way

If his pattern holds, he will rock the boat over the weekend, or at least today after closing time.

🥭isn’t going to rock the boat as much as expected today. It’s all going to be a overreaction and we’ll end green.

I’m usually anti-crypto, but Is crypto the move? They tanked the shiny rock markets by turning off the buy button again. Fiat still sucks and will suck more now.

people over-leveraged their shiny rock investments and now are getting fully liquidated, including all their holdings, yikes

Shiny rock tards learning what "no intrinsic value" really means LMAO

In an alternate universe: a rock is president, spy hits 800 today.

Silver is dropping like god damm rock

Warsh is the fake out to get money pumped out of metals and into equities. He’ll name kid rock as fed chair. Luda was his first choice but he backed out.