ROCK

Turns out it’s just a shiny yellow rock

Shining rock less shiny after yesterday

Gld bears in shambles. Don’t ever doubt the shiny rock

Cuz their fake digital coins got rugged while magic rock went on a tear

Why diamond-hands when I can rock->paper->scissors my way to fucking wealth?

Shiny rock not so shiny

shorting Gold, fuck this stupid rock

shiny rock melt up finna go crazyyy

When do we pump blood diamonds? New shiny rock?

Holy hell gold is going to 0. Cooking oil worth more than piece of shit rock.

Gold dumping on the news that "We just realized it's only a shiny rock, there are tons of cheaper shiny rocks we could buy"

gold provides no value to shareholders its a rock

your shiny boomer rock can never help me code at work, just saying.

Oh yeah shiny rock doesn’t do anything

In the end, gold is just a colored rock.... 😂 

Shiny rock gang?

Calls are meant to go fked it was always a part of the plan. If you don’t hold the rock you don’t own it you won’t profit off it.

so this is when everyone realizes the stocks only go up and fake money only goes down and shiny rock is ghey

It’s just a shiny rock 🤷🏼‍♂️

# Gold is nothing more than a worthless rock. Face it, regarded gold bulls, noone wants to buy it. We go WAY lower

What do you mean my shiny pet rock isn't worth 4 racks?

Shiny rock with the -4% move is crazy

Fuck you gold.  Stupid bullshit rock.

Gold up ~60% ytd. FU$&ING WORTHLESS PISS ROCK!

I’d rather invest in a company that does something tangible than a shiny rock that… well idk even know what it does

shiny rock down futes green nature is healing

Humans rock!!

DIE GLD you absolutely dull POS rock

rock beats paper

Rock rock rock

Went to a no kings protest in LA on Saturday... Cost me a ton of money, and there was way more ICE then I was expected. Didn't realize Carolina was the bad guys till every one started chanting we will rock you. Not what I thought it would be.

Body rock, girl I can feel your body rock

Why did somebody invent gold when we already have 🌽? It’s just an arbitrary rock, I could pick up one in my backyard and say it’s worth x amount smh

AMZN cant go up with these China tariffs, almost all of their packages at warehouses are from China so unless Supreme Court cancels tariffs which it doesnt look like they will mfers just kicking the rock down the street they said they would expedite the decision and get it done in October now they arent even doing anything until Nov and basically they will just keep delaying and do nothing so Amazon will just keep getting fucked by China tariffs as this is #1 strategy of Trump's insider trading.

She’s a 10 but thinks black rock is underpriced

Rock V

Dang rock down

STOP JINXING MY SHINY ROCK COCK, LET IT EDGE

shiny rock cocks, shushhhh, pls let's not jinx it

can we talk about that shiny rock cock

You're telling me magic internet money is not better than the rock that has actually been used as currency before? Is that what you're telling me?

WAIT WHATS GOING ON. I have been living under a rock… is this bullish or bearish for tmr

I shit a massive rock hard turd yesterday and it made my anus sore.

Tomorrow, I’m launching a No Queen Rally. I mean, we don’t need those either. The rock band is cool though.

Imagine showing a caveman your gold rock and he hits you over the head with it, knocks you out and just walks away

The gap down Monday is going to rock my calls

I pulled up a 10 year chart of GLD. Yeah. It's rock solid.

My pet rock has a heart of GLD

GLD calls at the bottom. Not even a chance it stays below 400 for month. GLD is not fake money but it is pretty rock worth a lot. Full port if you like money.

Imagine paying $400 for a useless piece of paper signifying that you own a worthless rock