ROCK

Any thoughts on some VIX calls a few weeks out? We keep ripping higher and higher and volatility isn't rock bottom, but very low. A couple healthy correction days could make them print is what I'm thinking.

#some people really want Kid Rock to perform the next Super Bowl halftime show LMAO

Jensen 'Hung' Huang obv, can't rock leather like that and not lay pipe

My long holds in the space sector got me rock hard

Yah, right now the dollar is shit and the deficit is ballooning, thus gold is your rock solid, ever more expensive hedge..

lol its just yellow rock buddy

I could have one small 1oz shiny square of yellow rock, or I could have about 20 Jack in the Box tacos every single day for an entire year. The choice is clear.

You don’t like shiny yellow rock? Fuck ur puts

5 years performance. SPY: +93%, Gold: +110%. The best economy in the world is underperforming a literal boomer rock, lmaooo.

Reading comments in here is like that spongebob episode where they go to Rock Bottom and no one can understand them if they don't do the accent LMAO 🤌

Annual Rev: $41k. Net loss $56M 2024. -38M free cash flow. Sounds rock solid!!

Shiny rock good, nuclear rock good

I want to inform everybody, unbeknownst to most, rock bottom does have a basement.

#Early 2000s rock music was lit LMAO🤌

In on $POET calls. time for it to drop like a rock

Anyone buying this dip truly lives under a rock

**can we please give collective soul their moment in the dad rock sun?!?!**

Goldbugs are playing with fire. As soon as government shut down is over, it will drop like rock. Palestine peace is on horizon too.

Why though? Ameritards allow the orange retard to ruin their economy. It's like hitting a rock, eventually it breaks.

$TTD is back and about to rock 🚀

NBIS went rock solid and then went limp… but look like a hard on is creeping up again, with a move from $124 to ~$127 already showing in pre market. Still see this going $150 very soon. DYOR

The market would rather bid a shiny rock to infinity then buy hype

the fact he could tweet something and crash the entire market probably makes Scam Altman rock hard. it's probably the only thing that does

My Xbox Series X is like a meme stock. Bought it for 500. Was rock hard when Microsoft raised the price to 650. Now Costco is selling them for 239 on clearance :(

It's possible if they keep everything shut down. During Trump's last shutdown didn't the markets rock like 10% in 30 days.  

how would the rock handle this power hour?

ACHR makes me rock hard

genuine question. is bloodhound gang considered "dad rock" now?

Grug try to cut tree before Mug and Nug get to it, but sharp rock cracked and can’t cut. So now Grug oonga boonga sharp rock against another rock. -Hood users today

META dropping like a rock holy shit. 

Omg my AMD. Im rock hard 

CRML dropping like a rock already

I’m rock fucking hard

Dear diary ✍️ I’m trying to decide what to post in the overnight thread of wsb. I’m going to roll a d4 to help me decide which one to post. > 1) My moves tomorrow will defy space and time. 2) My moves tomorrow will blow my 3rd grade teacher’s tits clean off. 3) My moves tomorrow will make Warren Buffett rock hard. 4) I will lose money.

#One thing WWE was good at was picking lit rock songs for their events LMAO🤌🎸

**Bloomberg Breaking:** *Global Stocks Soar — Rock Band Green Day Reportedly Renames Itself ‘October 6’ to Mark the Market’s Massive Rally*

Most of space is pretty boring and empty, you arent missing much lol. We're touring the universe from this big blue rock as we speak.

I go watch Dwayne the rock Johnson grow hair

Have you been living under a rock? It’s down 20% last five days lol

Shiny rock go brrrrr.

im ripped off the jazz cabbage rn and this is a cool psychedelic stoner rock song: 41 - All them witches. the intros slow

US is going to get hit with another credit downgrade in October. "You shut down the govt, have accelerated the debt crisis, cut rates, and are now going to give stimmy checks away?". Considering the bombing a few months ago got 1/3 bunkers, and we're giving away national security details in group chats, can't even say the US military is going to save us. Genuinely, China is probably going to rock the US before the century is out and we deserve it.

Shiny rock gang did give good advice, it turns out. Averaging in while silver was going down looks to have set up a nice upside if silver just keeps stair stepping back up, already at break even. Even if the elevator ride down was scary.

RDDT sentiment is at rock bottom. Calls it is

Putting 10k into graphite and tungsten stocks because I’m rock hard rn

big green breakout candle incoming on the shiny rock

If gld and slv can stop fading into open that'd be great. Keeps getting me rock hard and then I go flaccid.

I’m rock fuckin hard rn

My entire portfolio is up 20%+ in the last month … this is insane. I live under a rock. What is happening?

Why is Dwayne Johnson the only one that can turn lesbians? >! because rock beats scissors!<