ROCK

GLD saving my port rn. ALL PRAISE THE SHINY ROCK

Imagine shorting shiny rock Dumb fucks lmao

“Buy physical gold” is the shiny rock version of the game store cultists yelling about DRS. It’s more expensive, reduces your liquidity, and doesn’t really come with any actual benefits.

Seems a little concerning that a shiny rock is literally vertical, no?

There’s something psychopathic about 1950s US culture lol, the way they were singing all these happy early rock songs about nuclear weapons and fucking like it was some big joke, it’s absolutely wild. 

Shiny metal rock parabolic. I'm sure this is normal and totally a good sign

Shiny rock too strong

nvidia is on breakout zone, thats why its such an up and down, so better fucking buy so we go trough the zone and rock to 185

Grogg like rock Rock good Rock use for beat enema 😎🗿

Cool lookin rock tbh

CALLS ON AMZN AND SEXUALLY CONFUSING ROCK MUSIC

RKLB price upgrade has me rock hard this morning

Anyone buying TAO (bittensor)? I’ve got 2.5 now (about $1k) it seems likely to pump — black rock is making an ETF for it.

Fuck out performing the S&P, I gotta start out performing the shiny rock

would you rock ur hips?

I read some autistic retards DD post about some shiny rock miner so I bought calls......DNN

I am starting an SPAC. We shall invest in something. Probably something quantum nuclear critical rock AI based. I'm the future. Give me money please.

any rock collectors?

NOT MY ROCK COMPANY NEXT PLS THANKS

Good old HIMS, giving me a rock hard boner as always

Imagine playing risky tech stocks when you could literally just have a shiny rock print you free money with no risk LMAO

Shiny rock chillin. Just sayin

Buying more shiny rock calls

Hope you paperhanded regards didn't drop your shiny rock bags [https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/trump-xi-china-bessent-price-floor-rare-earth-critical-mineral.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/trump-xi-china-bessent-price-floor-rare-earth-critical-mineral.html)

Shiny rock gud rock🪨 Ugg like shiny rock 🗿 Ugg invest in shiny rock Be like ugg

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I've set up my garage. I will be assisting in the development of quantum nuclear ai based rock energy. Please give me 25 billion dollars and I'll make it happen.

What are the best tickers for GOLD? Tired of staring at shiny rock i want some

My experience has been that it’s for people who can’t afford gold and also it gets all rusted and shitty looking when you buy physical Whereas you can look at a slabbed piece of gold and think to yourself “this rock will be chemically the same 20,000 years from now”

buying some URG tomorrow, they have U in the name & make yellow🍰 *AND* they own a yellow rock mine!

Who would win. One share of the greatest financially engineered asset in the world, sp500? Or one little shiny rock found in a river by hillbillies using pots and pans?

#ROCK GANG ROCK HARD

Soybean oils mean nothing to rock gang

This really is some treacherous shit. The way this market moves on the rantings of a feeble old man who on his best days was about as smart as a rock, and his best days are long behind him.

It turns out Hank’s mineral rock collection and Kodak Black’s gold grills were smarter investments than NFTs

I don’t give a crap which way the market goes on JPow days I just get excited seeing the sexy face and those rock hard quads/glutes he has 

Throwing the last of my monies into GLD. Shiny rock will pay my rent

For those who weren’t around in 2022: Welcome…..to The Rock

But shiny rock good??

Wen V(2025): Overnight Edition Featuring Vin Diesel, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

What are people gonna do with gold. Shits a shiny rock lmaoo

Wells Fargo, Black Rock, JPM, GS, and Citi all premarket..... This is either a moon or get fucked kinda day

Shiny rock go bbrrrrrrr

The US used to mine its own rare earths before the 90s, but China of course was cheaper labor costs back then. I wouldn’t worry about if they actually have the rock

ROCK AND STONE 🪨🏆🤴🪙

have you been under a rock

You take the rock and you do that quantum shit with said rock and then you have AI 🫱💢🫲

Idc about your bad spy Friday that goddamn truth put all my rock shit on the moon

Jamie Dimon had mfking announce GANGBUSTA profits, then get on the call and declare that the US economy is fkin STELLAR. EXCEPTIONAL. ROCK SOLID. Then add that asset prices are well below their bank forecasts AND that he sees S&P 7500 by EOY. GS can go suck dick for that shit FLY IPO they led.

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