ROCK

Nobody cares how heavy your shiny rock bags are, samosa bois

They're not rock Marie, they're minerals!

wait, so no Kid Rock????

my honest bet is shiny rock in dirt ngl

WTS a bunch of shiny rock. Serious inquiry only - need to call State Street and retrieve from vaults in London

Shiny rock go up corn go down you can’t have both

BREAKING: $SNDK ACQUIRES $HIMS IN ALL CASH OFFER TO STAY ROCK HARD THROUGH FY 28 LMAOOO

REGARDS DOWNVOTING ME FOR SAYING THE NEW FED PICK IS THE BLACK ROCK CIO WHICH IT WILL BE FUCKING REGARDS

BULLISH ITS THE BLACK ROCK DOUCHE

BLACK ROCK CIO NEW FED CHAIR

Yall best get ready for Fed Chairman Kid Rock

When will paper finally beat shiny rock 🤢

Oh you almost at rock bottom keep going.

Shiny rock

the thought of slv liquidating all the bers tomorrow makes me rock hard.

this is way more fun than all the shiny rock talk

What is the catalyst lol everything going down today like a rock

why shiny rock bad?

My shiny rock puts are green ☺

shiny rock go.... down???

Every day I learn that being retarded is life’s secret to success. Rock shiny = me like, liars promises = me like, hype words = me like. Unbothered and thriving.

Shiny rock make me rock hard

I LOVE YOU SHINY ROCK

rock hard, rock good

We're approaching the point of pet rock rally where "financial professionals" begin tripping over themselves to set the highest, most headline grabbing price targets possible

Wat you mean *diversify?* Copper, silver, platinum, and gold aren’t even the same rock

Little donny red dildos or rock hard hunter after smoking crack?

🗣️if it ain’t a rock out of the ground, I don’t want it

And when they say: LET WHO BAGHOLDS TO THROW THE 1ST ROCK, I will step forward. With a bag. Of rocks. Bagholder I am. With many bags of different sizes.

More shiny rock leaps because why not. Shore up my "everything is going to crash" bets just in case

Should I sell my positions in gold etf and buy the shiny rock?

DUMB FUCK TECH CEOS BUYING DEPRECIATING GPUS WHEN COULD'VE BOUGHT A FUCKING YELLOW ROCK AND 10X THEIR INVESTMENT LMAOOOOO

"this rock is way cheaper"

You watch shiny metal rock buyers in envy whilst you lose the price floor plan

what if I buy shiny metal rock companies

It's shiny. Everyone telling me to buy shiny rocks. PS: Have not bought that shiny rock (yet?). Until it starts gaining popularity

Humans 6000 years ago: rock shiny me like 🗿 Humans today: rock shiny me like 📈📈📈📈📈

Converted back to data center/shiny rock experts

If the US dollar collapsed and was replaced by a gold-backed system, the economy would shift to tangible, finite assets, likely causing massive initial inflation for goods, followed by long-term stability and deflationary pressure. Gold holders would see immense wealth preservation, while paper assets would vanish, forcing a return to barter, intrinsic value, and local commerce. If I was black rock I would be buying up houses too 🤔

So MSFT double beats and gets killed meanwhile silver goes up infinitely because rock shiny

It was obvious that MSFT announced the chips a few days earlier bc the earnings were going to rock the stock

Lmao shiny rock bros btfo

A solid close and it's my first +100k day ever. Thank you shiny rock miners, hard drives, memory sticks and rocket ships. ❤️❤️❤️

This guy is rock fucking steady.

Bottom 1% of IQ: hehe shiny rock brrrr Bottom 10% of IQ: bitcoin will be the new world reserve currency Middle 78% of IQ: balanced portfolio of trillion dollar juggernaut companies and diversified indices Top 10% of IQ: high beta space and niche tech stocks Top 1% of IQ: shiny rocks indeed go brrr

So anyone considered Jerome coming out hawkish as fuck because the dollar is falling like a rock?

Rock hard nips rn

Why jamie like to throw shiny rock out of window everyday?

Why does shiny rock have to cuck me

Why now? You live under rock? Sure the forward PE is still insanely low, but it's been all I see on here for months.