ROCK

"Ticket reseller StubHub apologized on Monday (Dec. 22) after accidentally listing the Virginia-based rock band instead of Christian musician Andrew Peterson’s Behold the Lamb of God, a concert featuring music about the stories of Christ, held at the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium on Dec. 20." Puts on $STUB

Shiny rock gang always win huh

Naw. She loves him for his rock hard erections and his old man smell.

It drops like a rock all the time

The past couple meetings have had SPY drop like a rock between 2-3, im assuming this is a buffer.

I guess porting into shiny rock and ram works

shiny rock

Rock is good I like rock

dollar dropping like a rock but at least i can still afford $1.50 Costco hotdogs for now

Looks like my port is back to making money for me again today.  No shiny rock purchases necessary.

if you guys are gonna blow your money on SLV here’s my cashapp $KtbTristan. Might as well spend it on me then some dumb rock

now that shiny rock are dead what is next 10x gang

Rock the cat's paw

Black rock executives are selling… Massive downturn will happen in the next three months

Imagine buying a shiny rock for an investment lmao lol even

MU rock hard, SNDK limp

Me simple me like shiny rock

Shiny rock rich wen

Why shiny rock line go down?

Does Reddit also sell health insurance? Down like a rock!

You keep taking about ai bubble this ai bubble that but what about shiny rock bubble 🧐

Futures absolutely # SOARING With silver leading the way # HOW GOOD IS IT TO BE A ROCK HARD PERMABULL?

I mean if you've literally not heard of any of these 3 people, you've been living under a fucking rock for 20 years now man. That's not even "I don't know about these stupid new pop artists you're talking about" territory, that's "I actually don't have anyone I love that will speak to me for an extended period of time and I haven't for at least a decade" territory.

will shanghai carry shiny rock bagholders?

🔊🔊🔊 REGARD ALERT 🔊🔊🔊 Bitcoin is turning north. If you didn’t buy today’s dip on treasury plays like $ASST or $MSTR, then perhaps—only perhaps—this game isn’t for you. Let your shiny rock trades consolidate. Take the win. But understand this: the next Bitcoin wave is loading. Momentum is building. Volatility is waking up. You’re not early. You’re not late. You’re right on time. If you choose not to ride it, that’s fine. Greatness was never meant to be evenly distributed. You’ve been warned. 🦉📈

You can buy shiny rocks that come imbued with powers than influence your aura for CHEAP at any store in the mall that smells like incense. Not sure why you idiots are losing money on a stupid rock that’s only used in silly electronics and infrastructure.

Imagine thinking silver is a rock

It's not a rock. It's might shiny pet named slivers. Fk you.

... it's a shiny rock.

You nerds actually lost money on a fucking rock, how does that make you feel?

Where were you when shiny rock dies? I was sat at home eating pasta when margin called. "Silver is kill" no

imagine being a long term shiny rock *investor*🫴🪨

For once I actually wasn't too greedy and closed my shiny rock calls earlier today... Well I guess its time to buy puts now only for them to expire worthless!

XLE is starting to look real juicy premiums rock bottom too

Google gets me rock hard

Why is my shiny rock stock barely up 5% today

The rock rugged

Shiny rock go up, shiny rock go down. You can’t explain that

Margin call for leveraged rock regards

Just bought shiny rock rich wen

the IV is WHAT on these shiny rock options?

🌽 going up, rock going down 🤔

Shiny rock gang absolutely eating rn.

Bad day to not be a shiny rock

thought about taking profit on these shiny rock calls but accidentally bought more

Imagine buying QQQ in 2014, witnessing the rise of social media, cloud computing, SaaS giants, electric cars, and AI.  Then get outperformed by a shiny rock collecting dust in grandpa’s drawer.

Can’t stop won’t stop shiny rock

But hear me out, what if you short the things that aren’t shiny rock? Sounds like a 10 bagger?

Sir, they found the second shiny rock