ROCK

Who would win. One share of the greatest financially engineered asset in the world, sp500? Or one little shiny rock found in a river by hillbillies using pots and pans?

#ROCK GANG ROCK HARD

Soybean oils mean nothing to rock gang

This really is some treacherous shit. The way this market moves on the rantings of a feeble old man who on his best days was about as smart as a rock, and his best days are long behind him.

It turns out Hank’s mineral rock collection and Kodak Black’s gold grills were smarter investments than NFTs

I don’t give a crap which way the market goes on JPow days I just get excited seeing the sexy face and those rock hard quads/glutes he has 

Throwing the last of my monies into GLD. Shiny rock will pay my rent

For those who weren’t around in 2022: Welcome…..to The Rock

But shiny rock good??

Wen V(2025): Overnight Edition Featuring Vin Diesel, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

What are people gonna do with gold. Shits a shiny rock lmaoo

Wells Fargo, Black Rock, JPM, GS, and Citi all premarket..... This is either a moon or get fucked kinda day

Shiny rock go bbrrrrrrr

The US used to mine its own rare earths before the 90s, but China of course was cheaper labor costs back then. I wouldn’t worry about if they actually have the rock

ROCK AND STONE 🪨🏆🤴🪙

have you been under a rock

You take the rock and you do that quantum shit with said rock and then you have AI 🫱💢🫲

Idc about your bad spy Friday that goddamn truth put all my rock shit on the moon

Jamie Dimon had mfking announce GANGBUSTA profits, then get on the call and declare that the US economy is fkin STELLAR. EXCEPTIONAL. ROCK SOLID. Then add that asset prices are well below their bank forecasts AND that he sees S&P 7500 by EOY. GS can go suck dick for that shit FLY IPO they led.

Rocks and rock related things

Rock bros open up their ports to +40% on each of their holdings and live a good life

Stocks, Rocks, Rock Stocks, and Glocks 🇺🇸💵🏈🦅🇺🇸💯🔥

Rock gang

aSIan mARKeTs aRE dRoPPiNg lIKe a rocK

Rock and Stone boys

Rock bros living good

Gold guys are having their pet rock pokemon moment.  

Are you more a fan of bits of paper, code, or shiny rock? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Gonna get a rock tumbler to make some cool rocks

This is the 2nd kind of V that gets me rock fucking solid LMAO 🤌

Yer telling me my shiny yellow rock is 4k? 

Twitter is reporting someone added to that short position today before the tweet lol . I think I'll be lame and buy puts on the black rock BTC ETF

China tariffs = corn drops like a rock China tariffs canceled = corn rises immediately Pretty sure corn has nothing to do with that but sure shows how all the money in the world is distributed

When in doubt, shiny rock or spicy rock ftw

I'm rock hard. Sold top today buying back in Monday

Corn and stocks down Meanwhile > 📈SHINY rock📈

We’re about to find out if rock bottom has a basement

Shiny rock just saved me from bankruptcy

Shiny rock azn pride

Powell is a registered Republican and a longtime fan of American rock band the Grateful Dead.[1][165] Bro I fucking told you guys this guy gets hammered 

I've made my choice. If you believe in 🌽, then you understand why you chose it over gold. That said, I still cheer for shiny rock bois because inflows is inflows. It will still benefit stocks and crypto. It's all interconnected.

#one of my uncles was chasing a road runner in the desert and a rock fell on him LMAO🤌

Come on yellow rock it’s time to shine

$BTBT call/put ratio is .05 extremely bullish. Got me rock hard. Blow the top off baby

At least rock is shiny

the bubble is just rock solid

Look at gold go, shiny yellow rock is gonna make me rich

Shiny rock going up now that china is back?

Bull overnight is rock solid

Oh I’m from Cleveland. C-town meant Cleveland from 30 rock.