ROCK

usd is dropping like a rock

surely shiny rock won’t go up more (narrator: it immediately went up more)

Shiny rock only go up

Rock is literally immortal.

Why buy a company that costs to run when you can buy a rock!?

Everything is droping like a rock again. 3 more years of daily voatility is too much for my sensible pussyass nerves. May be a transition into boglehead until 2028 is not the worst idea ever.

Something seriously wrong when a rock with no cash flow starts outperforming companies generating billions in profit quarterly. That and Ray Dalio finally being right tells me we’re at the precipice of The Great Fucking™️

"Bitcoin is the future!!!" *shiny rock*

It would be sick if JPow ran for office next election and won. Just a nice level headed adult with a deep understanding of money and global politics. But with the idiocracy trajectory we’re on, I’d probably bet on The Rock or some other WWE superstar.

Introducing fiat rock. It is a rock that is not shiny, but you can use it just like shiny rock

The volume Nana is going have at open will make every rock band jealous 

Easy, just scare and arrest all the brown people and they will stop spending. Truflation dropping like a rock.

a shiny rock is about to hit $5000 an OUNCE and corn is still going down lmao

Do you guys dye your grey hair or rock it with confidence?

META making my little prickadichiliano hard as a fucking rock

GE beats Q4, posts rock solid 2026 guidance, forward valuation cheaper than other aerospace and defense stocks. Among top loser today. This is just retarded.

minerals ripping, gonna put a coal rock into my anoose sooner than later

Did something happen why is spy dropping like a rock lol

Was a bear on Friday and then became a bull after hearing mango’s speech. I’ve been rock hard the whole week.

Ready to turn $140 into $145. Let's rock

Consumerism is distracting us from the fact that we are floating on a rock in the middle of "nowhere'. However, this "nowhere" has been around for billions of years. Humans alive for what? A few hundred thousand? Animals alive for a few million? A speck in the greatest desert you cant imagine, and yet, this feels like everything. These 50-60 years before our bodies deteriorate feel like everything. It makes no sense. The stars you see in the night sky are often glimpses of the past. What? Yeah

2026 will be the year of the rock bros

🥭 the type of dude to be playing rock, paper, scissors and make the “blawh” sound after shoot to act like he used an explosive that is unbeatable. Works tho

Rock on, am also down. What is your thesis to keep holding the short.

Why did all my stocks drop like a rock at noon?

As soon as I move it from my watchlist to the portfolio it drops like a rock. Damn

So what’s the play for when 🥭 kicks the bucket? I think exiting fancy rock positions would be smart

Europeans are the beaten up superhero on the rock, told to 'think' and failing to do so

Smoke a rock or two!

Silver is dead. Supreme Court about to kill the shiny rock trade

Is it good for the world's largest exporter of oil to have rock bottom oil prices? OPEC certainly has never thought so.

Is it? Have you lived under a rock for the last year?

How much of it is spicy rock, shiny rock, or gasoline rock tho

Is gold and silver supposed to move like this? A literal rock is beating the entire us economy

ROCK BROS ROCK UP

Shiny rock go brrrrrr

Fuck AI. Bring back WWF atttitude era and The Rock layeth the smackdown on your candy asses

There’s no fucking way they built this city on rock n roll 😒

Instead of a strategic crypto reserve should have made a strategic shiny rock reserve. And don't tell me about Fort Knox that shit is a myth at this point

did you just freakin call my shiny metal a rock 😡

You blaming some tax rule for not seeing the potential of that lovely shiny rock, nice try lol

ive hit rock bottom, but atleast i can add geologist to my resume.

Iceland is glacier and bare rock

$NFLX dropping like a rock

Sure we might be destroying global trade and kneecapping our economy But at least we got a barren rock with like ten people on it out of it

The year is 2027. The USD is locked to the Rial. Unemployment is at 75%. SPY is at $80. Retirement funds decimated. We have no allies. Russia and China on the move. But at least we have an icy, undeveloped rock in the North Pole.

kid rock

If you do the hodl thing when your shiny rock is up 200% YoY you are truly regarded

Caught between a rock and a hard place. If Europe hits back too hard, Trump with just freak out and cut support to Ukraine, possibly even shrink American participation in NATO down to a point where NATO ceases to be an effective deterrent, or Europe keeps taking his shit, and he continues to treat Europe with more contempt than he does Russia.

"rock beats paper" -mel gibson