SITS

It seems like people don't like the shiny rock, but shiny rock never misses their ER, shiny rock never misses its inflation target, shiny rock just sits there, looking shiny. Seriously though I have no idea why it would be down after FOMC today.

Those strikes are crazy but on my book I can see that $550 SPY strike already had 200k OI. I see 200k volume on $545 with no OI and 200k OI already on $550 with no volume. $500 already had 100k OI and now had another almost equal # of contracts at 100k volume. Same at a higher strike. $600 already had 100k OI, now $590 sits on 100k of OI. Someone gobbled all of that up.

Are you fully retarded? "GoLd jUSt sITS iN a VauLT" You mean, like, under armed guard so that nations can trade when relations break down and we are in currency and trade wars, like, um, right fucking now?

Except gold just sits in a vault

BYND cost to borrow now sits at 46%

Eh, depends on where it sits after earnings. If it runs up to around 235, 240.. yeah you’re going to get IV crushed.

Surely with the market exuberant enough to gap up 1% overnight there is a large amount of buyers setting in to drive it even higher! Oh what? The volume is completely died off? Oh well that must mean that buyers arent feeling it and we will have to go back and test the gap to see where true value lies right? What? It just bounces off the low and sits there doing nothing over and over? Wow thats strange, I wonder if anyone has a vested interest in keeping the price at that level and if they are the sole responsible party for the entire overnight gap move? Idk, weird stuff.

Thetagang goes onto a bus and sits next to a very attractive young nun. He can't help himself and says, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... please I wish to have sex with you." She smiles, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver 🐻 couldn't help but overhear the conversation and offers some advice. "She goes to the cemetery every Sunday night to pray to the Lord. Dress up in some robes and wear a mask that glows in the dark. Command her to have sex with you since you are God." Thetagang goes to the cemetery and sure enough on Sunday night the nun is praying. He approaches her and does exactly as he was told. The nun only asks if they can do anal so she can preserve her virginity and vows. After they are done, he rips off his mask and says "Hah I am Thetagang!" The nun suddenly also rips off her mask and says... >!Hah I am 🏳️‍🌈🐻!!!!<

framework deal=when the stripper comes up to you and sits on your lap.

November $15 calls are where the smart money sits

Now does it do that thing where it craters to 664 or sits at 669-670 for the next 5 hours

Trump admin might buy stakes in quantum computing firms. Michael Klein merged and "IPOed" 5 different companies including OKLO and LCID. He sits on boards of both firms. Went to UPenn. Was head of Credit Suisse US, head of Citibank Investment banking, involved at Chatham House, served as special advisor to UK Prime Minister during 2008 financial crisis. Dudes a billionaire. Gotta be who Trump hands a bunch of govt cash to.

Trump admin might buy stakes in quantum computing firms. Michael Klein merged and "IPOed" 5 different companies including OKLO and LCID. He sits on boards of both firms. Went to UPenn. Was head of Credit Suisse US, head of Citibank Investment banking, involved at Chatham House, served as special advisor to UK Prime Minister during 2008 financial crisis. Dudes a billionaire. Gotta be who Trump hands a bunch of govt cash to.

So you bought BYND today, huh? ***Captain America sits down in front you***

Nebius group $24 billion mc firesale Enterprise value sits at $29.8 billion $6.5 billion arr 2026 $5.6 billion clickhouse stake 28% with ipo at $20 billion $6.5 billion cash

OKLO sits on milestones and news, wouldn’t be surprised if something big is announced tomorrow- could be COLA submission, partnerships (up to OpenAI) or business update on site prep

You might be retarded if you are talking about losing money while the market sits at ATH.

Everything I own is red yet spy sits at ATH LOL you can’t make this shit up.

my gold etf plummeted like 30% the moment markets opened up. Bought what I could with the excess money I had and now it recovered most of the loss and sits at -8% so far for today. Wild stuff.

To all the U.S. homies that think Canada is the yardstick it should measure itself, just know that Canada was once ranked 1st on the Human Development Index (which is an extremely reliable measure of quality of living). It now sits at 16th and is likely to fall further down the list. For perspective, the U.S. currently sits at 17th.

Me: sits on the sideline during days of massive ups and downs Also me: gets off the bench in the last 30 minutes on Friday, loses money, goes into the weekend angry

There is a man in an office in a skyscraper in New York. He is paid a lot. I mean a lot of money! He sits at a terminal and his sole job is to wait for me to make any trade and inverse that stock or index. It isn't about money, it can be a 5 dollar trade but his job is to head fuck me any time he can 🍆

Everyone a gangsta till VIX sits at 24 and can’t stomach these baby swings

CNN sits in the cuck chair

this guy is literally falling asleep as soon as he sits in the chair

Seriously, why does all this bullshit always start with some fucking lickspittle fucking vermin glazing him while he sits there glowing, basking in it.

He sits in the sink

I’ve had a great run in the last 2 weeks. CRML made me 500% return, but what goes up must come down. Still sits at $24+ from the low of $4.43 two weeks ago.

this is retarded didnt the market already react to this china shit? anyone who is selling definitely sits down when they pee.

Ber sits down to pee too.

Remember when crypto was suppose to be its on identity. It was never going to follow markets or banks???? Now it just sits on the side and pretty much also follows SPY. Shit is also owned now by banks. Pretty crazy

He sits down to pee

My throne sits on top a mountain of ber corpses LMAO 🤌

Bought Tesla calls after it went up 20$ in a day.. and MSTR puts while fartcoin sits at ATH… follow me for more trades im a smart guy.

Company A announce a big $500 billion deal with company B, hands company B the money. Company B stonk pump. Company B sits on the cash for a few weeks, announces $500 billion deal with company C, hands company C the money. Company C stonk pumps. Company C sits on the cash for a few weeks, announces.... this is a ponzi scheme on a steroids. I'm all in. calls.

When ur in AMD it sits flat or goes down 50%. When ur out of AMD it tanks ur broadcom and nvidia what a stock you’ve made Lisa

#It's funny when the same bid order fills within 10 seconds with one broker and sits there unfilled for hours in another broker. People say Robinhood is the shitty platform but it's way better than traditional platforms when it comes to filling orders. LMAO🤌