TEAM

If your boss asks for volunteers for an extra project or event planning, be the first to raise your hand… and volunteer for the easiest task. You’ll make a good impression of being a "team player" but all you have to do is buy paper plates or something.

Good news everyone, we’re great again do we can alllll stop now. All of us can just chill and stop. Whoop, go team.

Imagine they're doing team building exercises prior to talks

I’m not go team trader I play both sides and mostly theta

It’d be crazy if the astronauts are all accounted for right before the splashdown, so the recovery team goes and picks up the capsule and everything seems normal… but then when they open it, they find that all the astronauts have mysteriously disappeared… 👀 There might be a camera in the capsule but maybe it cuts out or some shit and they lose the feed I don’t know 

Owner: Okay kid. This team has been together for 15 years and has no issues. You can't possibly fuck this up New manager: Hold my kombucha

The IRGC commander has total control of Iran. His word will be final. We’re negotiating with the wrong people. And the IRGC made it clear they will not negotiate until we release their frozen assets and place no limits on their missile program. Also, they did not want the Head of Parliament on the negotiating team.

Lost 26k selling TEAM puts Fuck ai 

I’m assembling a team of cracked Bols to pump my bags before I dump them going into the weekend who’s in?

> Iran is signalling to its regional allies and proxies that it will not abandon them, insisting Lebanon be included in any ceasefire framework and that Israel halt attacks on Hezbollah. > > This stance was reinforced in a recent tweet by Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, a prominent figure with deep ties to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). > > Qalibaf appears to have been chosen to lead Iran’s negotiation team in Islamabad, a move confirmed by Deputy Chairman Mahmoud Nabavia. > > In his tweet, Qalibaf stressed that two issues must be addressed before talks begin: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of Iran’s blocked assets. > > However, the United States is unlikely to release these assets in advance, raising doubts about Iran’s participation in talks in Pakistan. It would be hilarious if Iran just leaves Vance sitting in Islamabad with his thumb up his ass because the US didn't meet their preconditions for negotiations. That would be the ultimate power move, and incredibly embarrassing for Trump.

Negotiations reportedly delayed. Pakistani team out to buy a couch on express request of one the the American negotiators

Drill team six you know what to do

Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) has proven to have great AI and cloud solutions. Just ask our team of offshored labor!!! President MCK Now we wait.

Drill Team Six is back?

These people are actually morons with no logic in their brains. Your basic corporate negotiating team understands 1000x more how to win over deals than the freak show in charge of the country

These negotiations aren’t going anywhere lol. The us has a team of idiots, Israel doesn’t want peace and Iran has new found leverage

Was anthropic used in this excursion like it was used in the one before? If not, then I’m on team Burry this time

MSFT & TEAM competing to be the biggest steaming pile of shit in my port.

I thought TEAM was oversold and undervalued at $85 Boy was I wrong

Took 18 minutes for my port to go red today. Solidly assisted by my TEAM call.

Will TEAM literally ever go up. Holy fucken shit.

Within the last several hours, reports from Iran’s Fars News Agency indicate that the Iranian negotiating team has not yet arrived in Islamabad. They have reportedly informed Pakistani authorities that they will not participate until a ceasefire is established on all fronts, specifically citing the recent intensification of Israeli strikes in Lebanon

I wish my guyschat and I were the US Olympic curling team lmao get to go to the Olympics and get all the swag and do a *sport* that you can reasonably hold a beer during play? Hell yeah man those people are gaming the system lol

oh, b1tch boi trying to act tough: “If the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we are certainly willing to extend an open hand, that’s one thing,” he [JD] told reporters. “If they’re going to try to play us, they’re going to find that the negotiating team is not that receptive.”

It looks like Trump and his team are calculating how much public backlash they can absorb, figuring out what he can afford to give up and what he can’t. Iran appears set on asserting control over the Strait, which is a massive problem. But Trump is already trying to frame it as a global issue rather than a U.S. responsibility. He’s even suggesting that because we don’t rely directly on that oil, it’s not really our concern, ignoring the fact that oil is a global commodity, and disruptions there affect everyone. It feels like he’s testing the limits, watching the polls, trying to figure out exactly what he can concede without paying a political price.

Yes but the same article I posted said that while outlets deny delegations arriving, *some* team has arrived. It's possible they're not in communication with each other.

Al Jazeera just posted this 10 minutes ago: “Abas Aslani, a senior research fellow at the Iran-based Center for Middle East Strategic Studies, said Tehran’s negotiating team has not yet departed for scheduled talks this weekend in Pakistan with the US, due to Israel’s attacks on Lebanon. “The Iranian delegation has not departed from Tehran because the Iranian side is saying, that by the time that the Israeli strikes against Lebanon continue, there will be no negotiations in Islamabad,” Aslani said. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/10/iran-war-live-israeli-attacks-on-lebanon-threaten-us-iran-ceasefire-talks?update=4479202

Anthropic isn't doing their work. Examples: * Anthropic uses Greenhouse (SaaS) for hiring (job applications from their Careers page) * Anthropic uses Slack for team communications (Saas owned by Salesforce) * Anthropic uses Altassian's (SaaS) status page for their Claude Status updates: [https://status.claude.com/](https://status.claude.com/) (scroll to the bottom to see) * Anthropic still uses Google Forms for surveys Anthropic uses tons of other SaaS software. They don't replace their core business to become a SaaS company. Similarly, most Fortune 500 companies will not replace SaaS software to become a software company. They will mostly use AI to improve their core business software

#BREAKING NEWS: Drill Team 6 got ambushed in the area between Kurdistan and Dagestan. Heavy casualties. No survivors. LMAO🤌🦅🗽

*”It’s just that instead of a week between assignment and results/check ins, it’s like three minutes to half an hour.”* I kind of agree with what you’re saying about middle management. I’m witnessing that myself. But regarding the “it does it in an hour”comment, yeah it does, but it so often creates something that *looks* good but is ultimately nearly unusable for the person/team that consumes it downstream.

Team no fat chicks ?

Lmao, NFL caught a DoJ investigation  Never letting 🥭 have a team and Bad Bunny got em 

01:21 / 21 Farvardin No delegation from Iran has gone to Islamabad for negotiations. Iran has informed Pakistan that if Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire, Iran's team will not go to Islamabad.

Yes if you can’t beat them join them. Donald and Iran team up to split the toll. Win win.

The plunge protection team has a firm grip on the market right now. They just do.

the plunge protection team is working hard

DRILL TEAM SIX IS EN ROUTE

“As of March 16, 2026, J.P. Morgan's equity derivatives team, led by Bram Kaplan, recommended a target-buy strategy for Salesforce (CRM) by selling out-of-the-money puts, specifically the June 2026 175 puts for a premium of $9.25” Apparently JPM is Jim P craMer I bought those fuckers when I saw this article.

Well team, I guess my puts are fucked. Thought today was gonna test 670 before going for 680

Look at the team of negotiators they sent, If you're not all in on oil you must be blind or a CRAZY BASTARD!

I'm a lead engineer on a platform engineering team for a large tech company, we manage about 6000 cloud environments on AWS, GCP, and Azure. Lately most of my work is enabling teams to build ML environments which then feed data into agents.

Software starting to diverge Losers: TEAM CRM ADBE GTLB WDAY Winners: WIX U

TEAM CRM ADBE fuckkkk 🙈

TEAM reaching new 52 week lows. Fml

As someone who is part of a small startup team that uses Claude, I can tell you with the utmost certainty that the hype is real and anything without a patent can be replicated and built in a month. At the same level or better. This is why MMs are limiting redemptions. The private credit market knows and it's why people are trying to get out NOW

Is TEAM just going to dump 5% a day until it's a penny stock that makes 1.5B a quarter?

And the World Cup in USA in two months, Iran or no Iran (I mean the team not the country)

Wtf bro? I am not lying. Why would I lie here in front of a bunch of regards just to prove that tripling down on msft is a bad idea. I dont know it might be a japan and india specific thing but all my team exchanged their windows for mac and all people who joined with me have exchanged as well. Maybe in the US employees prefer windows over mac

Believe it or not, unlike you, there are people out there that evaluate situations on their own merits. Not just whatever team they were conned into joining.

My godawful home state baseball team