TEAM

If Bulls were a sports team they would be called the Dodgers because they always dodge losses

Team Japan vs the snow Mexicans

If that’s true, your like the boss everyone hates. Talk to your team because nobody cares

Imågïne getting eliminated by a team named “The Beef Wellingtons”.

Negotiated with their procurement team before. They indeed do industrial espionage lol

i think the “apple news” app team are huge fans of DOTA2🤔

My stock market plays this week will do better than my NFL fantasy team, If for no other reason that they couldn't be WORSE. Right? Right!?!??

Holy hell. I stopped watching a couple season ago after 3 years of my team finishing last. I had no idea they were competitive again.

Dont know if my sons peewee football team gonna be able to cover the spread today 

taco trade team: WE DID IT! FINAL AGREEMENT AND WE GET RARE EARTH SHITE Xi's negotiator: We talked and we will continue to keep communications open no final deal in place 🤡🤡🤡🤡

The furry ber weener may be in trouble now but remember one single tweet can take our sweaty bull weener and shove it back up our own bruised anus. Remember what happened last week? In the famous words of the coach of the mighty ducks, “act like you’ve scored before you stupid JV fakks before I shove soap in your ass during the team shower”

We are never getting them back 😪 this city has gone full regard and the administration will never put a penny into a team or a stadium

Those quants at Deepseek team cooked something extremely cool again. The tokens are now encoded into images and we get massive improvements in efficiency and context window yet again. AI really is advanced by a few superstars. The same is true within US firms.

ASS Team assemble!

Btw guys - GAP isn't dead. The team can advertise. Insanely well. Look at the trends - they're (no meme) over 100x more searched than last years campaigns. Also - they're gonna be at mango events. [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gap-participate-trump-us-anniversary-221031812.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gap-participate-trump-us-anniversary-221031812.html)

Lunch time over. Drill team 6 deployed

Wer drill team six

Drill Team 6 are going to need to pull a double shift when they finally show up for work.

Pro tip: if ppl are rallying behind a stock u hold like a college football team... run away

New cooked data today, nice job team!

CPI is the lowest its ever been. Only myself and my team could do this. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

The new guy forgot to put up the Daily. Welcome to the team mate! (I´m not in the team. Just a hangaround)

So what are we gonna do about 3i/Atlas? Do we need to send Bruce Willis and his team of oil rig drillers up there? (*I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep cuz I miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing*)

>In a move that bucks the tech industry’s trend of aggressively hiring workers who specialize in artificial intelligence, Meta is slashing about 600 employees from its closely watched AI efforts, per reports on Wednesday. >“By reducing the size of our team, fewer conversations will be required to make a decision, and each person will be more load-bearing and have more scope and impact,” Wang reportedly wrote in the note. Seems smart honestly. Very easy for META to get bloated and Zuckerberg keeps it very lean. >The CEO said in July that Meta doesn’t need a “massive team” to make AI breakthroughs: “You actually kind of want the smallest group of people who can fit the whole thing in their head, so there’s just an absolute premium for the best and most talented people.” META is easily the best mag stock right now for the price. Hard to believe it's as cheap as it is still.

Management team in DC all week... visiting certain Peeps there.

It’s not a team sport

Whatever team at Microsoft that chose the name ‘Mico’ for copilot needs to be fired immediately

The FBI said the gambling ring involved the "Toronto rangers", the fuck? What team are these clown "investigators" talking about?

Drill Team 6 just waking up on the west coast

Calling drill team six, over!

I would be extremely nervous if someone who makes jokes about a "mecha hitler" is building a fleet of robots. It is giving "order 66" level of villainous vibes to picture him in charge of ANY fleet of robots 😬 I don't think he knows enough about public relations, to understand what the public thinks about him. I feel like he probably fired his PR team, or something, because it's extremely obvious to everyone else

We need Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck and their intrepid team of roughneck drillers to make their way to Tesla and drill that thing to Oblivion

Wasn’t mentioned because WSJ just pulled up the trending quantum stocks and through them in the article. The INFQ team has been in Washington last week and this week talking about Quantum with the powers that be. Also what other quantum companies already have contracts with the DoD?

CCCX has NVDA and US plus UK government involvement. Not to mention, the management team was in DC all week chatting to... certain Peeps. 41 M float....

Well...hope TACO and his stupid team shut the fuck up tomorrow because Future pumping right now.

Elon is lying naked on his office bathroom floor, and the team is crowding around him to hold this conference call My dad works there

Looks more like Drill Team 6 is on the job.

plunge protection team walked off the job

9-1 pm : MMs exit positions 1-3 pm: trading DDoS to prevent put buying and further exiting 3 pm: mango announces batshit crazy trade war shit 3:30-4:30: plunge protection team engaged

I just want to thank the knowledge provided from years of reading this sub and sold BYND for 90% profit. I recognized the writing on the wall and sold for $7 this morning. For anyone reading this, there is no army, there is no team, and there is no movement. It's just you and your portfolio. The rest is all faceless internet chatter. Remember *everyone* sells at some point. Those gains you see mean nothing until realized. Don't get lost in the noise.

This is the plunge protection team btw, this is not technical difficulties. They failed to save the market with options enabled, so they turned them off so they can prop it and save the financial system. When everything is rigged up just right options will be reenabled and magically all the bankers and brokerages will turn a profit today and you will lose money. They thank you for letting them use your money to defraud you.

TEAM, HOW ARE WE FEELING? !!!

Drill Team 6 getting ready for next leg down

Drill team 6 going dark. Bynd

hey team can you start posting the bynd loss porn please? bored at work

"Trading is not a team sport"should be pinned every time we have one of these memes

Ah yet another squeeze in the death throws of dying company. Some of you will make or break chasing that sweet volatility and know what you are in for. Good luck my fellow regards, may you make some stacks 🫡 Most of you, however, treat this as a team sport will likely end up with a generational bag holding opportunity that you will turn into a cult and never shut the fuck up about again. To you, fuck you buddy 🖕

Calling drill team six.

Let go team AIRE

Plunge protection team going sicko mode right now.