TEAM

Plunge protection team now reduced to just a "no panican" tweet.

What happens to the athletes after they graduate? Do they start playing for a real team?

Congrats, team. Red futures, meaning no one can stop 680 tomorrow

i'm team close the strait at this point. we deserve economic collapse.

Trump and team comes out with some elaborate bullshit strait of Hormuz rescue plan before market opens and more than likely market will gobble it up until navy ships start getting destroyed in the strait by missiles and drones

Why would TEAM go up?

Ape family 🦧 Ape TEAM 🦍 Atlassian up 📈📈📈

Can we all buy TEAM and get along

This statement has conflicting messages. If USA has beaten and completely decimated Iran, then why is Iran still controlling Hormuz Straits passage way and needs team effort to open passageway?

Great weekend to rewatch Team America

How regarded is it to go full port on TEAM?

Business idea: We rob a bank, Joker style So it's a highly coordinated effort, but only the last person standing gets all the money because each person betrays the person before them I just need a team, but I get to be last

> At the same time, Trump’s team is privately trying to reassure the president that conservatives aren’t abandoning him. They have provided him with polling data in recent days that they say shows the war is popular with his supporters, people familiar with the matter said > Some Trump allies who have grown skeptical of the operation have coordinated behind the scenes to schedule appearances on Fox News and other TV networks watched by the president to sound a note of caution and warn against a deeper U.S. commitment.  https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/iran-oil-hormuz-blockade-trump-f96bdd53 Don’t worry, patriots are in control

Ding ding ding, and if we leave having not even changed the regime or securing the uranium then no amount of political spin by the hard Rs will make this anything other than a loss for team USA

Manager keeps referring to the team as a family but then gets mad when I call him daddy?

So we are actually fucked. The black swan was not Iran but actually Block laying off 50% of its employees and Jack Dorsey saying others would quickly follow suit. Now TEAM, ORCL, and today META are following suit as he said. White collar market is going to get obliterated as AI mass replaces workers.

Shit he’s got something team

Unless it's a small team, probably not.

All wars are stupid let's not act like your favorite team doesn't war monger but this one has to be the stupidest of all.

wowie… Bessent worked for Soros, and was instrumental on the team that broke the Bank of England. I guess irony is not dead

Yo Bessent get me on the market manipulation team I can get oil down much more subtly

Drill team SPY reporting for duty!

TRUMP SUGGESTS HIS NATIONAL SECURITY TEAM DOESN’T DISAGREE MUCH: “I CONVINCE THEM ALL” Donald Trump told Fox News that while he allows his national security team to voice opinions, differences are minimal because “I convince them all to let’s do it my way.”

Where is the plunge protection team?

Drill Team Six working allot of overtime lately....

Team 'nothing ever happens' versus team '10% pullback'

Plunge protection team clocking in at $454 ✅

Nah it ain't that hard, I bought calls eod yesterday, loading puts today for Monday. It is t a team sport silly. 🐻🇺🇸🐻

Classic plunge protection team move to desperately hold up the market

DRILL TEAM 6 CHECKING IN

i dont see how trump can call off the war without looking like a fool and seeing an iranian victory parade. maybe they can do a public execution of the female soccer team too. i also dont see how progress can be made without boots on the ground.

Welcome to the long term investing team. 🤝

Drill Team Six has launched a new ground offensive into the New York City Financial District - Bloomberg

Drill Team Six has launched a new ground offensive into the New York City Financial District - Bloomberg

Plunge Protection Team gave us a V every single day last week and earlier this week but looks like they've officially gone on vacation

They invented basketball and don’t even have an NBA team 🥴

Anyone wanna take one for the team and short the stock market so the war ends tomorrow?

Donnie's team gotta be cooking the shit out of the numbers coming tommorow

Plunge Protection Team took the day off

Team pedo down bad!

15 minute tactical mission for drill team 6

BREAKING: Plunge protection team clocks in for the final hour

Um what? Did y'all see this. The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety.

Drill team 301 deploying in T - 50 minutes

Does anyone have the direct line to the plunge protection team? I need to let them know that it’s OK to just let it go. It’s time to just let it go.

lol wtf.. boss had a team call.. and everyone was expecting the worst.. only to be informed his last day is end of Aug.

"Iranian team is welcome to come to the world cup. But we will bomb them. But they are welcome. TYFYATTM."

Who wants to take one for the team and sail through Hormuz? It's a tough sacrifice 🥭 is willing to make

Plunge protection team activated, back to 668 🪠

stop trying to join team ber tryouts were at spx 7000 and none of you showed up