TEAM

Plunge protection team activated 🍆

🥭 just threatened the Iran soccer team lmao > The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don’t believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

And I thought my ex was the worst gaslighter. Then came in the 🌮 2.0 team.

The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don’t believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Drill team 300, you're good to go

Brent Crude is a fantastic name for a fantasy football team

Team pedo down bad

Where's my plunge protection team

Drill Team Six out and using some dry powder

The protests were in support of action against the dictatorship. Ask the Iranian women soccer team who signaled for help in Australia as a small recent example. Dude, people wanted civil war in the US over ICE killing 2 US citizens. Iran killed over 30k in a month

Mango's US military is like a CSGO Counter-Terrorist player. Thinks they've won because they killed the entire enemy team and then the bomb goes off and they lose the game lol

from a coaching perspective, blowing up a little girls school was probably the wrong way to get Iranians to buy in to the team concept

Team pedo down bad

The USA is taking L's around the world. Even their world baseball team is losing. To Italy!

just a team member making pizzas after school it was packed we had ppl waiting 30+ min for buffet

When is Team America going to open the straight of hummus?

> Pentagon is recruiting bankers from Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan for a new "Economic Defense Unit," according to Semafor. Plunge protection team hiring https://www.semafor.com/article/03/11/2026/pentagon-headhunting-goldman-jpmorgan-bankers-for-economic-defense-unit

Worried about my TEAM and CRM calls but the puts should pay 🤷‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/eobukd577iog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b46b258e4323dd027a2f1fb0de9035ff75c4bb

Not to worry, the dream team of 🥭, Kushner, Rubio, and Hegseth are master strategists with an amazing track record. Between Hegseth's kipping pull-ups, Rubio's ability to snort an entire 8 ball in one sniff, 🥭's personal Vietnam of unprotected sex, and Kushner's sniveling, squeaking little falsetto, it's like the A-Team IRL

TACO and his team will short the hell out of it before the market open tomorrow.

Team pedo down bad

Found the gravy seal from meal team six hundred pounds.

Drill team Japanese porn style

Drill team Jackie Chan style

plunge protection team now featuring actual bankers lmao

Lady took one for the team to save the stock market

Because you go around making complete dicks of yourselves. Realistically how do you think team America looks over Iran?

10 mins til power hour, meal team six ready to feed the bulls 😎 

Looks like Drill Team Six has been deployed!

Gonna need more tweets coming out of the White House Fraud Communications team

Someone on my team took a professional test, one with a pass rate of maybe 40-60% per attempt. He excitedly announced to everyone that he took the test before he got the results. Enough time has passed where he should now have the results but he has said nothing about it so it’s safe to assume he didn’t pass. Why would someone boast about taking the test before they got the results (the part that matters)?

Drill Team Six has been deployed

USA back in the day would just say fuck it we move the crude by truck. Cargo ship dumps them on one side with a team of dozer operators, just make a road. We’d get a bunch of cowboy hat wearing truckers and just drive it across the sand. Discovery channel would have a show called Sand Road Truckers. We’ve gone soft.

Dream team six amirite 😍

Drill Team Six has been deployed

A lot of us basketball fans don't count Wilt's because 1) No video proof, when they def had cameras n video of other things in that era  And 2) we only have other's accounts of the game to go by, and a lot of accounts say Wilt's team just purposely let the other team score quick, then had Wilt,  not guarding his man or trying to rebound, already near half court take off running and would throw him a long pass for an easy layup and spammed that the whole game. So the Wilt game seen as kinda...fake and fugazi lol. 

Everyone should be team bear why would you not want a massive dip first before buying calls for massive gain

Its sad bam hasn't played for a better team.

They need to learn that none of them are on their team

Puts on my daughters softball team

It's hard to trade because trump's team are active in communication to convince people they're doing a good job and we don't hear the Iranian party enough in Western medias

Iran is that guy who refuses to FF a lost match, holding the whole team hostage

There’s a whole team of 50+ billionaires on speed dial on the inside rn

The time Iranians took to talk while Trump's team was feasting and showing off makes me think they'll thoroughly and fully mine all the sea and close the Strait for a year

I bet he has his own team on staff that's on all fucking day with the MM's, they know when he tweets, what he tweets, and to prop up no matter what is said or done. What a joke

The plunge protection team ran out of money to short the oil market

Sorry bulls, I sold out for that sweet AIPAC money and I’m back on team 🌈🐻

They probably got an entire team to pump fake news and lift the market

Teh fucking effort that drill protection team puts in is astounding