TEAM

I'm beginning to think the plunge protection team isn't a conspiracy

# DRILL TEAM 6 HOLY MOLY 🤡🤡🤡 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 HOLY DRILLING HOLY MOLY SPY CRASHING

Kinda hard to feel sorry for the team that loses a game in the World Series but then wins the series 4-1

Sold my calls pump team incoming

Point is that market isn't a team game. It's so fucking boring seeing the same bol ber nonsense.

I am just curious why there's this bols bers noise. Who cares if you are bol or a ber? Just fucking talk about fundamentals or moves. Why turn this into a team game. Also bers, you do understand that a market crash literally kills people, right?

IRAN: Woman's soccer team to be welcomed home with open arms. Riiiiiiight..... right up there with "the war is over" mostly... kinda... sorta....

We’ll be paying the cost of letting the greediest and dumbest people amongst us team up to run foreign policy for a long time

Im not sure why tampons need a marketing team

Earlier I read a post on the overnight board saying " calls on the 2030 Iranian paralympic team" ...thank you because im still fucking laughing at it. Thank you

I have a team of people around me so I never refer to myself only. It always the team. For example, if I make my bed I always say that "we made the bed" in case something goes wrong. This absolves me from full accountability.

#Bol Team 6 got ambushed near Hormuz Strait LMAO🤌

US finally starting to look like a powerhouse against a very good Mexico team.

Florida is an affront to the game of hockey, both teams I’m afraid. Call me a traditionalist, but if ice doesn’t naturally form in your city at any point of the year I don’t think you should have an ice hockey team 🤷‍♂️ Don’t @ me about cups.

Calls on 2030 Iranian paralympic team.

plunge protection team putting the kibosh on epic fury

Plunge Protection Team putting in overtime today I see

🥭 team trying to make some scratch today I see

Turkey intercepting missiles in their airspace, getting close to Article 5 and the whole team wading in.

The Plunge Protection Team never ceases to impress.

DRILL TEAM REPORTING FOR DUTY SALUTE

Drill Team Six back from their nap 🫡

The game is rigged, you will NeVER be part of the team fixing it, just stay long

I missed this thread when we were actually a team and told each other what to buy. Is the golden age of WSB over? If not, please give me some good calls for this week.

Drill team six where did you go?

Semis putting the team on they back doe

Same nasty shit by the plunge protection team

France thinks he's on the team "France's Finance Minister says "we are not there yet" on a deal for a joint release of reserves."

Lack of understanding so they bring team sports mentality to the markets. Idiocracy

These threads are funny because it shows how tribalistic we all are that people are even homers about being bulls or bears. Lol is there anything that people wont self organize into groups and immediately start shit talking the other side and acting like they are part of some team?

The put protection team is standing by. It would be very funny if the markets turn green by EOD

Exactly, don't play team sports

Gonna stick with my plan of spy calls whenever it's over -0.5 away from -1%. In anti plunge team we trust 

I think the plunge protection team just changes the numbers on the computer to higher levels without even using money to buy anything. They don’t even need funding.

plunge protection team has unlimited liquidity

Plunge protection team just clocked in

What time does Plunge Protection Team clock in?

Team pedo down bad

"oil costs a million dollars an ounce what will we do? SIT THE FUCK DOWN NUCLEAR STOCKS YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM"

Drill team 6 reporting for duty

I’ll take one for the team and buy puts tomorrow morning

Here's a great idea for mango team, Using the Tariff money to short the oil market

Unleash the plunge protection team

Monday will either be a -2% day to flat or drill team six kissing circuit breakers. Going to be so fucking fun.

Team pedo gonna have another bad week

Same here, team massages back of Wendy’s

Someone needs to take the fall and buy puts on Monday. Take one for the team

Can plunge protection team save the next week? Find out next time on dragon ball z

War is hell on earth, but also the oldest team sport

Caitlin Kalinowski, head of OpenAI's sex robot division, has resigned. Here's his post on LinkedIn a few hours ago: ​I resigned from OpenAI. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together. This wasn't an easy call. AI has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I’m proud of what we built together.