TEAM

Drill team dead

Drill team ready

Before the war started, the market was gradually going lower. I’m not saying that won’t continue but they definitely sent out more people on the plunge protection team to keep things afloat now. It really is unfucking believable.

Your bear friends will find the plunge protection team to be quite operational.

Drill team 6 standing by

Good morning team. Bear anus for breakfast?

Hey. Want to go out to lunch? It's Anna's birthday and we are going to her favorite steakhouse. It's good for team building.  Me with $25 in my checking account hoping the manager picks up the tab 

Say a Big 10 school is playing some small, but higher ranked football team. The rational person would bet on the better team. But lots of fans irrationally bet on their alma matter out of loyalty. And if there's a ton more fans of the bigger school, it results in an incredibly mispriced bet. The same logic applies to most billionaire hedge fund managers and Israel. Even if it logically makes sense to sell in the face of rapidly rising oil prices, they're holding on to support the political case for attacking Iran. Meanwhile in Asian markets where traders don't have deep personal connections to Israel, they're selling stocks as fast as they possibly can. Tl;dr: That AIPAC and Epstein connected hedge fund manager telling you that this war is good for the stock market doesn't have your best interest at heart. Neither do the dozens of other ones also making the rounds on CNBC.

Grill team 6 setting up burgers

Team America World Police

They actually literally have a 70 billion dollar government fund that they use to buy crashes like this which they deployed today, as well as a history of employing industry subsidies and safeguards during energy cost increases. SK hynix and Samsung are both flat/green right now as a direct result. They have the greatest plunge protection team the world has ever known, but 30% of their market is owned by foreign institutionals who are mass panic selling right now

Korea does not have a plunge protection team like we do ig

Plunge protection team running the money printer hot, will they be able to save another day?

Can I add face offs with rival cartels as team building exercises?

Ah, so which one of your alts is in this comment section getting dunked on by logic? I didnt mean to hurt your feelings bud! I'll move over to the other sub where people actually make money. Apparently eveyrone here wants to work a 9-5 and then lose their wagies on bad trades. Maybe this sub is so uninformed because the moderation team has the emotional maturity of a teenage girl on twitter LMAO

SIR THIS MEAL TEAM SIX CHECKING IN WE HAVE OBLITERATED THIS SHAWARMA JOINT IT WAS DELICIOUS

Today we witnessed the return of the Plunge Protection Team.

I hit like 2 buttons today  Good work today team 

Damn, drill protection team is putting in some overtime. No breaks today.

I was a bol the whole day. Looks like it’s time to switch team

Plunge protection team spending billions to try to get qqq to 600

AAAAAAWWWWWWWW DAMAGE CONTROL TEAM started buying

does the plunge protection team still exist? asking for a friend.

Deleting my apps, closing Reddit, and putting my phone down for the rest of the day. See you in the evening discussion regards - as long as Robinhood don't send Steal Team 6 to take me to financial Gitmo for the terrorism I've committed against my port today

Plunge Protection Team on the way 🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑

Buyers Trapped initiate drill team 6

Drill Team Six arrived back home from Iran.

After I saw Shrek I got puts. Sorry bols. I'm about money not about being on a team

Whoa plunge protection team got bunker busted Get your own hedges this time

$5 says the botter is someone on the mod team. 😂🫠

Brilliant, someone big is over loading the plunge protection team with futures.

If the US can run out of missiles, the plunge protection team can run out of cash.

Drill Team 6 is back from sabbatical 

Right when I am preparing to buy some treasure in Dollar... sorry guys, this is on me. And honestly? Worth it. Go Team Regimechange.

The stock market is acting like a traffic light. Some time for red and some time for green. The difference is simple: traffic lights are controlled by the Traffic department, and the market is manipulated and controlled by big institutions affiliated with politicians. NVDA very good earnings - Super red War and instability - Tech becomes green, BRB.K turns super red. Sports betting looks more attractive compared to this shit, where you at least bet on the skill set of a team.

Not looking too good for bools tonight. Imagine believing that yesterday's plunge protection team pump was real lmao.

Remember how Sydney Sweeney became popular because her PR team blitzed Reddit 

commentator in the isu-arizona game talking about a team having "girth" and "length" what in the fuck is going through his mind

Team west has been using some sick tech $lasr

oh dont worry it will be a theme this year. most people have no idea the impact of AI in business infrstructure but "vibe coding" has gotten so good in the last couple months, someone with zero experience can take years of data, have it analyzed, and compressed into a presentation in less than hour. projects that would take a team a week, can now be done by one idiot, and 20 times as good. i work at one of the mag 7's and am watching it happen. as tens of thousands are getting laid off simutaneously. but the tech is real. there is literally no reason to have tons of people anymore when one person can do the tasks of 10

the one positive that may come out of all of this is that we might get a sequel to Team America: World Police

What a moron, shoulda know the other team would be due

What war? This is the varsity team beating up a kindergartener

What’s crazy is if this war didn’t start over the weekend the market would probably be down. They had to call in the plunge protection team to keep today from plummeting instead

Plunge Protection Team in full swing. We will not crash unless it's part of the plan.

In our team leadership meeting today I’m going to ask the team “have we thought about implementing a short term contingency plan to mitigate the impacts of the closure of the straight of Hormuz” to seem smart. I work in biotech lmao

It’s a rigged game and you will never be included in the team rigging it

Good morning. I have officially retired from team bull and i am now on team bear.

maybe their team can hitch a ride on one of the US Aircraftcarriers?

Pick a fuckn team and play on it. Crash it or dont