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BREAKING $GOOG NEWS RUMOR: Google is spinning out TPU team into a separate entity under alphabet umbrella to sell hardware to third parties directly.

Alright team. Give it to me straight. NFLX price target for the Summer??

It was kinda obvious that Taco would back down a bit in person in Davos. I believe in another dump next week when he is in US again chatting with his clown team and maybe even changing his mind and end up invading Greenland. We know how quick he can change his mind

Should maybe ease up on the gambling entirely team is about to get laid off. Been a nice ride tho makes sense why we are getting axed I make 150k and do absolutely nothing. Maybe 1 hour of work a day. Don’t think I’ll be able to get another gig like this

Microsoft, Apple and Meta are the Bulls 96’ dream team in terms of being shit stocks

Deploy Seal Team 6 to Greenland and Canada right now. Drill Team 6 to TSLA because F Elon Drill Team 6 to GOOGbecause I wanna buy GOOGfor cheap.

I'm not gonna use force On the way out : "send in the.... team"

what if this is all a ruse while seal team 6 is in Greenland taking it over

He *is* going to ramble to open. *Amazing* scheduling, team Davos.

Stuck in a team meeting - taco isn't embarrassing us on the world stage, right? Oh god not again

If we get Iceland our soccer team might actually be good 

If we get Iceland, the new USA Strongman team is gonna be lit

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM, ENGAGE AT WILL

Taking one for the team. Shorting ES here. My calls shall survive.

Still plenty of time to switch to the winning team bulls

Had to turn around for hazmat team after shitting through pants

I imagine this is the conversation that goes on with their inner circle behind the scene to play the market: "I'm gonna need an audible from the 🥭 team today. Send out a press release, give him a script, or cut the speech short so my SPY calls will print today. As soon as I sell em, Ill buy spy puts and then they can unleash him again. Cool cool."

Drill team six wondering why their email isn't working and their badge isn't unlocking the main office entrance.

Plunge team 6 doing warm up calisthenics. Today is going to be epic

we could pool together and buy a sport franchise (e.g. European nba team) and live of the income share

Trump administration concedes DOGE team may have misused Social Security data Some DOGE personnel had more access to data than previously acknowledged, according to a court filing

The billionaires own the team, the millionaires are playing, the upper-middle classes is in the stands, the working class is in line for the bathrooms, the poor are still parking their car, and you thought the game was tomorrow.

2010's used to be so special as an NFC fan lmao if your team lost to someone in the playoffs you could just wait for Brady to handle them in the Super Bowl

Sweet. I’ll take one for the team and let you know when I sell a covered call

NFLX pausing buybacks to raise cash to buy WBD lol this management team is a shit show

Send in the SWAT team, he's holding the reporters hostage!

Drill team 6 here, encountering only mild resistance so far, we will continue to push this deeper!

Paging plunge protection team!

Drill team 6 standing by and ready for action!

DRILL TEAM SIX ENGANGE!! PREPARE THE MEGA DRILL

#Oh you sweet summer child, do you actually think we’re drilling? Drill team 6 is in Cancun snorting coke off big booty latinas

Dump eet TSLA drill team 6 baby

Pretty sure if Joker and Batman existed in our universe they'd finally team up to take down the orange clown

"Drill Team Six, we have confirmation of inactivity from SCOTUS. Commence operation"

Plunge protection team, inject liquidity... NOW

30 year about to cross back over 5% lmao great job team

The third team is guys who really need us all to know they are too smart for that

States of Michigan, Ohio, and Indiana = last 3 college football championships. And when Ohio State won, it was against Notre Dame - a team in Indiana. lol the south is so cooked.

Plunge protection team mobilized

Down 13% and the market hasn't even opened. If this doesn't reverse, I will take one for the team and do something about it this time.

Can you hear me, Sonic? Regular attacks are useless now. Attack it using Team Blast!

Somebody needs to take it for the team and post screen shots from 🥭 truth social we do not all have to get ad AIDS by visiting that site.

Plunge protection team has been kidnapped by mango

you're telling me that kobe's helicopter crashed and seal team 6 had a helicopter crash, yet trump's helicopter is apparently immune from crashing? fukn helicopter industry propping that fucker up

What will Greenland call their NFL team?

#Breaking: Drill Team 6 reportedly killed in helicopter crash en route to Greenland, more after break

Drill team six is gearing up to report to Greenland for an EXTENDED DRILL

Tell me which direction, it’s time we’re on the same team. 🤝

#Does the whole Michael Irvin “Don’t let them come into YOUR HOUSE” speech apply if the away team essentially takes over the building

Indiana is the most bandwagon team ever