TEAM

Do it for the team bro

We were so close to Bill Clinton admitting to sucking off the big guy and restoring the timeline He just refused to take one for the team # 🅱️u🅱️🅱️a

New strategy: -Sleep in -Wake up like a bohemian, see if market's taking a shit -Fuck around until 30 mins before close -Let Plunge Protection Team try to save strikes using illicit government funds laundered through Tesla (probably) -Profit

scotus gave 🥭 absolute immunity so they know if they rule against the tariffs they get seal team 6 at their home at 4am

Been a while since I've seen the drill team 6 boys going in with the equipment 🫡

🥭 team didn’t know yet the insider info. So postponed lol

Pump Team Six has arrived

when Ling Ling and Gu Gu tag team GTFO

The desperate plunge protection team has arrived

Nah silver and bears are on the same team

Its a fucking ocean you walmart team member.

Goddamn we are all red. Everythings red. Siri play red by team sleep

you're not on the team bro

It amazes me how out of the loop normal people are. Talking to bro, mention Delta team may arrest Powell. "Who's Powell".  Me: "Jpow. Fed chair." Blank stare.

Michael Burry and the plunge protection team rode the bus through the short squeeze screaming this is not financial advice BUY BUY BUY BUY choccy milk but I'm not selling.

i hope he lost everything this is no team sport 👹

The other fascinating thing about this psychotic narcissist is how much he says "I let them" or "I did this" over and over and over. Previous presidents have always presented their administration or party as a team saying "we did this" and "we supported this" and "we're fixing this".

Some of you are Team Edward and it shows

Ten minutes until drill team six returns from lunch

#DRILL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLE

Drill team 6 moving in on objective

drill team ready

I think TEAM is undervalued there I said it

Where’s the plunge protection team for $META?

nice job team

who is we???? bro this is NOTTTT a team sport lmfaoooo

DRILL TEAM 6 INBOUND

Have you ever considered a third option? Stop playing team sport, champ.

The Don would actually send Seal Team 6 to take him out...

Drill team six, reporting for duty

The Steelers FO lost this game years ago. The team insists on reload-don't-rebuild, and this is what you get. Year after year of retreads like Trubisky, Danger Russ, and Rodgers. And one half-hearted try at a shiny new QB with Pickett. And don't get me started on the lack of young receivers. The last team the Steelers developed a good young receiver, Antonio Brown was still on his meds. They just don't see long-term QB and WR development as important. Might get in the way of The Most Expensive Defense in Football.

Nepo baby who didn’t earn the Pulte name. Just born into money and inherited. But that’s the rub. Same with Adelson. Took over her husbands fortune and now spends tens of billions on Trump and Israel. Same with ellisons son. Buy PSKY and is trying to bully WBD with dad’s money. All useless people who inherited $$. Somehow they all team up together.

Wow The research team of a bank telling us that a stock/commodity/metal that outperformed in the past months is still a buy and there is still loads of upside??? Never seen that before

🥭's team of flunkies at the justice department are more incompetent than Kim Kardashian trying to fly an airplane after 10 margaritas at the airport lounge. No way anything comes of this. Not to mention some of the pushback from congress on this issue, who also have to confirm the next nominee. You can fuck with the food pyramid all you want, no one really gives a shit. But if you fuck with the fed, then I think some politicians in congress are going to find their balls real quick.

what stocks are u guys buying tmrw due to trump's latest tweet in datacenters + electricity: Under Sleepy Joe Biden and the Radical Left Democrats, the average American Household’s monthly Utility bills went up MASSIVELY — over 30%! I never want Americans to pay higher Electricity bills because of Data Centers. Therefore, my Administration is working with major American Technology Companies to secure their commitment to the American People, and we will have much to announce in the coming weeks. First up is Microsoft, who my team has been working with, and which will make major changes beginning this week to ensure that Americans don’t “pick up the tab” for their POWER consumption, in the form of paying higher Utility bills. We are the “HOTTEST” Country in the World, and Number One in AI. Data Centers are key to that boom, and keeping Americans FREE and SECURE but, the big Technology Companies who build them must “pay their own way.” Thank you, and congratulations to Microsoft. More to come soon! President DJT

>Under Sleepy Joe Biden and the Radical Left Democrats, the average American Household’s monthly Utility bills went up MASSIVELY — over 30%! I never want Americans to pay higher Electricity bills because of Data Centers. Therefore, my Administration is working with major American Technology Companies to secure their commitment to the American People, and we will have much to announce in the coming weeks. First up is Microsoft, who my team has been working with, and which will make major changes beginning this week to ensure that Americans don’t “pick up the tab” for their POWER consumption, in the form of paying higher Utility bills. We are the “HOTTEST” Country in the World, and Number One in AI. Data Centers are key to that boom, and keeping Americans FREE and SECURE but, the big Technology Companies who build them must “pay their own way.” Thank you, and congratulations to Microsoft. More to come soon! President DJT Guh moment for Tech, Bitcoin and DC companies

Probably world peace. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Cant believe murica had an all ber bobsled team

Frequented this sub back when there was fuck all members. We made some good plays and enough cash to set and forget in ETFs. When the riots started in the US the mod team was replaced and the standard redditor flooded the place, trading based on their stupid beliefs. Its funny to check in from time to time and see the losses from people who bet based on wanting to see their country fail lmao.

What city/NFL team we getting in Greenland?

drill team six deploying

Bers = Team Rocket

Shrek clocking out.   Drill Team Six clocking in. 

Drill team 6 scheduled for 1030

Poorweave you’re not on the team bro

Starting a position in HOVR at market open. I like the management team, and it has a solid financial position despite being pre-revenue. I also prefer its B2B/B2G-focused applications over JOBY / ACHR, which are B2C infrastructure companies. Its biggest hurdle will be completing successful prototypes this year followed by certifications. This one is my dark horse for 2026.

I'm starting to think Taco and his team don't understand economics at all... This country is literally sitting on a gold mine, yet taco will always find a way to completely derail the progress. Start new wars, start conflict with Fed, all the while being absolutely fiscally irresponsible. OBBBA, 1.5T military budget. They're literally going to fuck the USD out of existence.

Plunge protection team will be deployed tomo at 9.30, I repeat

I’m team jpow, fuck off 🥭, just stay away from this nonsense & ensure stocks hit ath

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