TEAM

Who would win : -the whole wsb mods team, trying to give us market insight, through earning call summary, live caption, news sources -following 1 angry boy on twitter

Under the Federal Reserve official account on X there is the video of Powell answering the indictment. It seems that team Trump is massively bigger than team Powell...just look at the replies

SIR- who authorized drill team 6 to begin operations? 

Mendoza about to wipe his ass with that ugly orange team next season

In three hours the broncos will be the only AFC west team left :)

^ a dude who has never played a team sport

Some also said Indiana is a really, really well coached team.

With +78% gains on NVO since November, I sold it on Friday after seeing insane PUTS volume opened for Jan 23 and Jan 30 on Thursday and Friday, Plus Trump focusing on Greenland and potentially using tariffs or threats against Denmark companies as pressure... I'm here to announce that next week I will be a gay 🐻 and join the puts team. Long live WSB.

I've never seen a team just fall apart in the second half like the Packers did. My god

Gotta love prediction markets. Tripled buying contracts on the losing team.

Crazy that during grad school a team I worked on studied DISH and made the recommendation to invest driven by the spectrum growth play. If I had the money then and listened to my own advice a $1,000 bet would have yielded 800% growth in two years thanks to the echostar merger and SATS share distribution.

I've worked in homes of people in both demographics, whatever team they are on, the associated cable news channel is on most waking hours.

Whatever part of the human brain that makes a dumb motherfucker be like “tHaT’s mY sPoRtS tEaM bEcAuSe wHeRe mE fRoM,” that’s the dumbass part of the brain we need to surgically remove from people. That’s the part that causes too many problems. 

And on the same team.

Alright, markets closed. Time for Doordash Team Six to go grab a Danish and maybe pick up some Cubans.

Dw, I'll take one for the team 🫡

FR, I bought enough oil yesterday to Diddy up an entire WNBA team. Freak-off starts at midnight, you’re all invited.

GOOG winning AI wars. GOOG loves RDDT. Therefore: calls on Reddit for being part of the winning team.

>Trump’s Team Orders Big Oil Into Venezuela: ‘Do It for Our Country’ Gotta be one of the most surreal Bloomberg frontpage headlines of all time

Drill team 6 waking soon

No way. Indiana the best team this year. I’m not even a fan

“Ya, we just knew we had to give it our best today. Play it to the end. The other team played hard and really played a good game but we didn’t give up and we came here wanting to win. One game at a time”

Drill team 6 being deployed to Veneswalua

Drill Team Six on duty tonight

It can’t even look at years of data on break fix incidents in service now and predict what team should handle the problem … it’s dog shit

Greenlands soccer team is rubbish

Michael Burry is driving the bus that's deploying Drill Team 6 to take action against the plunge protection team but he keeps saying, "I'm not selling my ligma and this is not financial advice let's go go go".

your move drill team six

Perma ganked by jungle and seal team 6. FF15

Michael Burry is driving the bus that's deploying Drill Team 6 against the plunge protection team while offering financial advice about ligma ball resale.

drill team 6 called a break at 10am, reasonable

Who tf authorized drill team 6

Send a delta team and kidnap Tim Apple until he gets his shit together

Why meal team six checking in early? 🫨

Where is Plunge Protection Team?

Bulls nervously coping and reciting their cultish chants is always amusing. They treat it like sports betting and just cheer on their team and hope. Anyways, I guess mango figured he better go full warlord while he can to try to weasel his way out of the Epstein fiasco by stirring up the pot and resetting the chess board. A bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off.

As an American, I am absolutely astonished everyday. We have what I like to call the "individual mandate of truth" where each person's truth is just as valid as anyone else's. And it cuts both ways with pronouns and with religious nuts who don't want to vaccinate their kids. Everyone here is the main character and forgot how to play on a team, which is ironic because we have turned politics into sports.

Someone has to be the guy to take one for the team and cut their losses so it can rocket

I have a simple fix for this, don’t try to run over a cop. Another simple fix, as a cop don’t don’t stand in front of a suspects vehicle putting your life in danger. For the record, I’m on the prosecute his ass team. People are so dumb. Source: am a cop

drill team

SPY PUTS SPY PUTS DRILL TEAM SIX ENGAGE!!!!!!

Thanks for taking one for the team sir

So that’s why the NVDA CFO said the dumb words yesterday. NVDA’s PR team in shambles yet again

You are currently trading a market where the plunge protection team steps in literally .07% away from the ATH because even the smallest little dip causes a liquidity contraction that will snowball into a worldwide systemic liquidity crisis. This is evidenced by the fact that Buttcorn literally cannot even be manipulated up anymore, and they literally have to get the PPT to step in on any big news, crush vix and keep us propped up. How can you have your money in this LOL?

I always thought plunge protection team was a myth

More like plunge protection team cant keep this trash propped up without vix crumbling, so it does.

Plunge protection team

PowerPoint team working hard this morning, dip 10 points and immediately recover wtf

Love to see CRWD pumping today. CEO just spent $300M for ownership stake in Mercedes F1 team. I was worried that he was selling so many shares recently.

Pre-revenue, pre-product, pre-approval, pre-concept… OKLO’s hype team is top tier