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Need drill team 6 on TSLA & NVDA gaaaang

The entire ruling class is hours away from requiring hospice care Team Dementia at the helm

yes. 3 times now (that I am aware of) bills come out of half time completely juiced up on whatever the team "Doctor" is giving them. Was easy money 😂

This market ping ponging around more than my gf back in highschool with the entire varsity football team.

Wait a second. I didn´t realize until now. Is it legal for athletes to "predict" against their own team in those markets?

Nope. I became a bitcoiner via MSTR lately and now I'm on team "be your own bank" cyberpunk, freedom etc

Anyone dumb enough to try and do this has a broken portfolio. This is an unstable gamble unless you think Charlie munger was an idiot. No sane person bets against Elon. Deciding not to buy Tesla stock is an understandable take but buddy you’re now on a team with bill gates and sergey brin. And brins only on your team because Elon broke up his marriage fucking his wife in a bathroom during a party. Cuck wager straight up 

Oh shit drill team 6 is coming up the elevator. *Microwave popcorn to watch my GLD calls skyrocket*

As I strap into Drill Team Six gear - and prepare for the final greatest plunge of this century, I just want to say thank you. Thank you not only to my brethren (civilians and drill team members alike), but to also the dumb bols. These stupid bols have engulfed my soul into flames, testing nerves that have been forged from years of YOLO FD's. Some of our own brothers have been captured by the baboon bols, and have been tricked into buying calls at the top. I'm sorry I couldn't save you fellas, but your sacrifice will win us this war. We've been hearing a lot of BRRRRR, but now it's time to make them hear BZZZZZZZZZ Delta 9, this is Drill Team 6. It's time to clock in. We're goin dark.

Drill team 6 is late for duty but i see them

There's a hole in the roof at the cowboys stadium so God can watch his favorite team

Hell yeah I have no ulterior motives and support that team completely in good faith

Rivers gonna beat a top rated NFL team as a grandpapa 😂

Bers always lose team fight at Lumber Mill In Arathi Basin 

Got temporarily banned for calling mods dweebs on a NFL team subreddit. WSB mods would never.

Thats why I max out my 401k and live off of wendys 4 for 4 meal. Im not paying these people taxes! If they wanna inflate stocks I'll be part of that team instead, thank you very much!

The MLB made around $12 billion last year.. It cost the Altanta Braves $482 million to operate. If each team has this average for an operating cost, which most don't, the cost is $14.46 BILLION. So....could the MLB actually be bankrupt?

Ok, the Texan's social media team deserves a bonus for that one lmao

FLEX Seal team six

Not a team sport but I don’t wish ill will on anyone been fucked plenty myself hope you guys make money and the big guys (billionaires) lose money

Where is the Plunge protection team?

PER FED: PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM READY TO BTFD BUY CALLS

9 dollar drop in an hour and a half for GOOGL. Please tell me how this market isn't being manipulated with coordinated/timed sell-offs and buys. These tech companies and other billionaires are selling off in droves, even after positive news, to drive down the price for their "Team B" that will buy the dip (to avoid day trading). Sickening. We all get to keep losing on our calls and they can use the momentum swings to their advantage. Ahh the American Dream, huh?

Drill team incoming

You had it at open. Now it's Drill Team 6's turn.

plung protection team entering

I think the plunge protection team left early for the weekend

Drill team 6 in full force🫡

I’d just like to remind team 700 that you are highly regarded, and calls

Imagine paying 20% of your expenses just in interest repayments and still adding record debt. Team Gold.

Anthropoid rents trainium through Amazon, which is consigned by their internal chip team, Marvell, and AIchip (in Taiwan) They also rent GOOG chips. GOOG and AMZN both have investments in anthropoid

Doesn't pass the vibe test. Curing cancer -> Transformative. Cool AF. Gas? Why would it go down? Meh. End of Russia-Ukraine war maybe? Still meh. Not Cool. I'm on team gold right now because it's cool af.

Falcons had over 20+ penalties and set a new team record. And still won.

Worst Thursday night football game this season. Neither team wants to win.

Micky Avalon My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look' like a little kids My dick large like the Chargers (the whole team) Your shit look' like you're fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do Your dick needs a tweezer dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick more mass than the Earth Your dick half staff (it needs work) My dick been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick, VIP Your shit needs ID It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick, it look like a munchkin' My dick size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick good good lovin' Your dick good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick pretty damn skimpy Your dick hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick, broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick fruit roll up My dick grade a beef Your dick made a geek My dick sick and dangerous Your dick quick and painless My dick 'nuff said Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

I work for a heating and cooling company that is held by one of 3 major investment companies. From what I’ve been told they are also planning similar layoffs. Estimates among management is that amongst the HVAC industry, there will close to 250,000 layoffs by next summer, eliminating our customer service team

Someone lube up this pumping jack for meal team 6 🫡

Drill Team Six reporting for booty 🫡

Drill team 6 reporting in at 12

Ok so ORCL got caught taking steroids. Now we assume the whole team is taking steroids. Sure there are probably a couple more that are roiding up, but there are also a few that are doing things the right way... Those few are the stocks i own and they don't deserve this.

Now Disney can just write a prompt for DEI content. They can fire the team.

Nope, they know once the ride down starts they cant stop it. The plunge protection team is literally stepping in at 1% under ATH for the past 9 months. Disgustingly propped market.

BREAKING NEWS: Carvana makes offer to buy Oracle, cites their accounting team can fix the debt on Oracles books and bring value to shareholders.

Can't wait to short the fuck out of AVGO, I know someone high up in their sales team and sales are not going well at all

Drill team 6 reported to googl today lol

Nothing like a big cliff dive with the calls for the Plunge Protection Team and constant screams for V’s Sometimes they last 5 whole minutes

Plunge protection team vacations cancelled: BBG

Wen plunge protection team

Dont worry guys plunge protection team is en route they had someone call out on the night shift

Imagine calling yourself a “professional” basketball team and being down 50 points in a single game.