TEAM

Bill Clinton should have just jumped on that grenade and taken one for the team, even if it was false "Yeah it was me, I blew that thang like my saxophone 🎷"

Finally turned off red zone I only care about one NFL team recently. I dont give a damn about any of the others Really a boring boring sport

Breaking news.  Bad team makes bad team look bad.

Sure, team.

Nice we shrek'n 🌽. Gonna have to get used to it team, I know it's triggering. 

Is Ohio State going to screw up my 4 team parlay. I thought the were good

Everyone please keep my pathetic team Liverpool in your prayers 🙏🏼

nba regular season is pointless. and this Lakers team about to be humbled by these gritty C's

My favorite thing to do is buy a bunch of Puts and then roast bers on here for losing money. That way no matter what happens I feel like Im on the winning team

drill team 6 is online.

Paramount/the Ellison clan didn’t get Warner Bros so of course trumpo team is “skeptical”.

Holy manipulation. Look at that chart lmao, anytime we get a down trend, seal team hulk dicks come flying in from nowhere to break the trend, insane clown market.

If you say so, brother. For the WSB team, i'll do anything

Best team to do it to them outside of their division

They (Jerry) fucked their timeline when they parted ways with Jimmy Johnson on bad terms. They have been a middle of the pack team throughout the 2000's that will always choke if they make it to the playoffs. They are never really "in the hunt" as we all know exactly how their season will end

Is anybody here from the TMT team

Mods aren’t giving Christmas bonus this year, only team building pizza party - 1 slice of cheese pizza per regard only 😡 

Not horrible. Except the Stafford take that this is a renaissance year. He has been carrying the team since the last Super bowl. And Dak doesn't stand a chance for MVP (and I bet him at 140 to 1).

I’ve been working with a small team on a campus-focused tech project that’s been growing way faster than we expected. We just started going through the process of getting things **security checked by a major cybersecurity company**, which honestly feels surreal considering this whole thing started as a simple idea meant to fix some everyday campus frustrations. Just think, Utility Pregamecoin for Life

TNF with my son and his first ever fantasy football team, led by Stafford and Gibbs. Talking about various player prop bets with my 12 year old.

I was playing Call of duty with him. He carried me and my team on his back

Any idea why INTC is down? Changing their plans to downgrade their networking team shouldn't mean the stock should fall 7 percent...

Well no shit. Give a SOC team unlimited time and resources to hire top tier talent, and they'll set up any piece of crap to be impenetrable. But good luck attracting that top tier talent when your entire stack is Microsoft.

Wait wait wait. Fakebook cut 30% of is metaverse team.... as in... They are still dumping resources into that lost cause???? Omfg

Only thing more wretched than the team is its stock

Not buying Regretti don't care. Every time I have it goes the other direction so sorry team

DRILL TEAM 6

META $1000 when Zuck fires his super stars AI team and partners with Google to use Gemini instead.

Cowboys kinda hot right now. Beat chiefs and eagles. The problem is as a fan, all their stars could go to a club the night before and completely shit the bed against the worst team

why else do u think he and his team got fired

Buy puts on my career. A work friend told me I'm getting laid off in April (as are most of my team).

Who needs the plunge protection team when spx mafia runs the show?

Which team is winning futures tonight?

Team Lando here

I'll let you know when my team has completed my measurement. They should be back any minute now.

How can you be 40+ minutes late to a press conference you schedule, especially with a whole team whose job it is to make sure you get to where your supposed to on time

Just realized Advanced Money Destroyer is beating NVDA on the 1 year. As long as you didn’t buy the AMD top, you would have been better off with team red.

Pump Team 6 is back baby!!

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

NVDA selling off because MSFTs AI team is fucking clueless lol

That’s my bad team. I woke up with a bloated belly and subsequently reinvented Greek fire. It seems I accidentally quantum entangled wall street with my colon. I’ll go ahead and hike up a mountain tomorrow.

These Arby's team building exercises are getting out of hand.

No, no! Anything but that! I'll call clients! I'll clean up the unbilled list! I'll go beg the sales team for receipts! Anything but travel trivia!

Sounds like the setup for something even the plunge protection team and Fed money printers can’t fix.

He really likes war criminals, he pardoned this guy his last term https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/15/trump-pardon-war-crimes-071244 Just walked around massacring people, his team turned him in and called him a monster

Imagine if these trump accounts launch and all the kids in America download the app to watch their new ports and then the market dumps lmao, mango would send in seal team 6 to man the printers

Maybe the plunge protection team really is out here to ensure the market stays flat till next year as not to ruin the holidays. Might see a dumpathon on january

ALL RIGHT TEAM, let’s gather. I want to hear your opinions on $snowflake going into earnings tomorrow What are we thinking ? LETS GOOOOO

I told my team of 100 guys/gals to use Ai to automate all their currents tasks and routine chores. This way they will train AI how to do their jobs and in about a month i can let go of half my team, I should get a nice bonus for this!