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Maybe the PR team needs to post more responses to criticism from Burry and co.

Drill team 6 reporting for duty 🫡

The only people in the market today are the plunge protection team.

So sell them and buy puts rn, take one for the team /s

NVDA seriously need a new PR team. Jensen skits are cringe AF.

Its literally just the plunge protection team working overtime and NOT A SINGLE OTHER SOUL buying anything in this market today lmao. xD

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

I posted a reel yesterday of me and a team member doing a quick fireside chat. A colleague replied to the post wanting to know if the whole thing was AI. None of it was. I’m afraid! Bullish AI!

I’m team bitx but it’s all the same

Tell me you don't work for a company using AI without telling me. My team delivered their entire quarter's worth of work by the end of November. 33% gains this quarter, 21% the previous quarter.

Drill team 6 is stuffed and out of duty today sir

Thanks for taking one for the team. See you in a week bro.

the dance team is probably the main attraction, not the game

Yeah, either team blue hair or team green hair.

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Cringe. Did you have to dance as a team as well

Can't afford to buy a house or have kids.😢 but... There's a trans kid two states over trying to join the lacrosse team, so I think I'll vote for the party of oligarchs and eyes wide shut shenanigans.

if they werent, you would be put on the pip list eventually. I thank useless team member as pip magnet. If the keep only hire strong player, eventually your own job will be in danger from PIP

I need a guy like you on my team.

91k now, clock is ticking But I also want to see it hit below 70k just because it's funny watching how desperate Saylor is with his personal posts, very stark contrast compared to the shitty AI generated images that's posted by his social media team.

It doesn’t entirely kill the story. There’s a good chance that even if the NSA created it, they don’t have access to the Satoshi wallets anymore. Could’ve been created by a team of contractors doing an experiment whatever laptops wiped, sworn to secrecy or dead. Entire blockchain is public though like Bitcoin does not offer privacy; quite the opposite.

Pick your team Big titties 🔴🫲 😑 🫱🔵 Big booty

Drill team 6️⃣ reporting for duty

You know bers, you can always join team bol, nobody is forcing you to lose money on puts

Did drill team 6 get the day off? Asking for a friend 

Drill team six lets meet back here at open *roger*

Who is authorizing NVDA to act all scared like this, is this coming directly from Jensen? That defensive note to analysts about them not being ENRON this past weekend and then their media team putting out that tweet about GOOGL's success... Yeesh, this is not how you act if you're so supremely confident that you have the goods. You act like this when you're scared as hell that the bubble's been pricked.

lol...I never thought of that. I was stuck in between a costco and bj's in the states but when I went OCONUS the only thing I've got is sam's club, so I joined the team now too.

Just read that NVDA "investor team" said "we're not Enron". went to school for accounting ~20 years ago and Enron and Sarbanes Oxley were like the focus of the whole entire thing. As somebody with a lot of NVDA shares: why in the mother fuck would anybody on any "investor team" even mention Enron? Are they stupid?

Marshmellows are for team players, Dylan.

Everyone either on team GOOG or team NVDA. Play both sides

Jensen’s PR team in shambles

This ber and bul shit is cringe as fuck, are we toddlers? This isn't a team sport regards!

is there any executive team that sells more shares than dell's?

team red is red, team green is red, team blue is the new black

There's no 'I' in NVDA. Let's go team!

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Plunge protection team working overtime this morning trying to make sure people feel safe spending money on black friday.

Selfishly, a tie would be better for my team

If I sell my dying NVDA weeklies it’ll pump back to 195 this week, I’ll take one for the team

BTC is on the same team everythings reacting to the rate cut getting priced back in for dec

gold and bitcoin going up with tech. bluds think they are on the team 😭😭

VIX still holding the 20’s after the last two days. Hope bulls got platinum package cause they are gonna need the trauma team soon

So when Microsoft and google team up to take over the world r they gonna respect the ten combined shares I own and not put me in the slums with the rest of the 1984 bums that are playing the “lottery”

The year is 2028. The alarm on your Google Pixel 12 gently wakes you up, and recommends some Youtube videos for you while you wait on your automatically scheduled Waymo to take you to report to your Gemini-powered Team manager. While you're eating breakfast and tracking your macros with your Fitbit, you get a couple of notifications saying that Deepmind research models have finally found a cure for your littledickitis.

Atlassian (TEAM) looks okay now. Easily could drop more, but the bottom seems near. I'm Atlassian myself, so it's a buy for me, albeit an incremental buying opportunity.

For *Team America*, they didn't initially have a plan to make him retarded, but when the puppet's face was done, he looked retarded (like Ronaldo's original statue for instance), so they just went with it.

Plunge protection team moved in on Friday when it was crashing and now this.