TEAM

May just liquidate my positions for the team. If I do it’s guaranteed to keep pumping

i think i could make the olympic farting team

If you haven't figured it out yet - nobody here knows wtf we are doing. The game: We blindly buy some random shit someone else mentions, then we cheer for our team to win! btw, your puts r fuk

DRILL TEAM HAS BEEN DEPLOYED FUCK

The future of America depends on the BubblePlush Yoga Ball Buddies, designed to help kids control their emotions, legal team this week

Mango is going to deport the local professional football team

Hey team, I am here to learn how to become a knowledgeable and profitable investor. Am I in the right place?

Not really fancy they are bare minimum a well equipped team should be aware of, you threw away your tokens for something even you won't use for long but I like your vibes

Time for a new team

"gay bears" is WSB cringe from 2020.  We are not binary idiots.  Get a life, Team Blue regard.

His team needs to post some PyTorch tutorials on making VR porn.

The Steelers are such a bad team, but they still win. How?

#guys don’t tell u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR but u/31andnotdone and I are gonna preform a coup and take over WSB subreddit!! I’m going to infiltrate the mod team by showing them a fake micro penis diagnosis so they can related to me and take me in and 31andnotdone is gonna do her normal thing of sending out boob pics to distract them. Those bitches won’t even know what hit em! Okay talk soon!!!!!

🥭 probably so glad the Canadian team lost the World Series

Don’t move springer! Sacrifice for the team!

I think I'm going to puke, and I'm not a fan of either team.

400 million dollar superteam is losing to a team that has a leaf in their flag lmao

what app can i bet on that 🥭 tweets the blue jays should no longer be a team allowed in MLB because canada?

As a Finance Manager at a tech startup here's the playbook right now 1. Fire as many people as possible and replace with AI 2. AI does not need to be better or as good as the people you fire, just needs to get it done 3. Work the remaining employees as hard as possible 4. Show good financials for 2026 with a leaner team 5. Sell the business in 2027 so the C-Suite & investors can recoup their investment. Fire everyone else.

If Georgia loses to this ass florida team, I'm never buying their peaches again

american sports fan super depressed their team lost. is cranky and rude to wife and kids. stressed and depressed, can't sleep. meanwhile the actual players don't give a shit, they're already banging hot chicks in the VIP at the club while millions roll into their bank account.

do not watch sports guys. literally no one from a team, from the owner to the players, gives 2 shits about you. you're just a stupid eyeball for ad dollars.

predictions market is a simple yes/no contract that you can trade anytime before the game ends. Normal sports betting involves a lot more robust bets on scores or individual players. I'm a simple man and I let my yes be yes or my no be no lol example; 70 cents xyz team wins pay out 1 dollar or 30 cents abc team wins pay out 1 dollar. You bet on the underdog, midway through the game the underdog has a massive overturn and is leading! so the contract prices flip. You flip and lock in a profit or you hold till the end in hopes that they stay ahead and you get your full payout. I have been betting against Texas this entire time and won flipping contracts when mississippi upset midgame....I should have sold everything in that moment or bet that Texas might have a huge comback as the contract dipped from 80 cents to 4 cents texas win. Instead I sold most of my bag for a smaller win and let the rest expire worthless.

Team by Lorde is actually a great song

I have subcontracted Drill Team 6 on META.

Nice job, team!

I failed the second, we should team up

Take one for the team plz

Well of *course* I want to hear all about how your fantasy team is doing bro!

HOOD is going parabolic. There was one area of SOFI’s business that was shrinking, and it was basically HOOD taking their lunch. Sofi had a great earnings I think Vlad and the HOOD team absolutely SMASH earnings.

Maybe he doesn’t need to maximize anything anymore after being top of his game for decades? Maybe he is just protecting his own team and investors from the batshit crazy unpredictable market this lunatic is creating? Buffet is known for being patient and conservative, not an adrenaline junkie chasing gains just to make money. He still lives in the same house he’s been living in for almost half a century! Different breed of a man and a dying one too, sadly.

Drill team 6 ready for deploy

As a major shareholder (I have 0.5 shares in Robinhood) I will discuss this with the team

Snatched 100 shares of Twilio and Team earlier this week and not fucking regretting it!

NET, TEAM, WDC all up on earnings. Good day.

The death of TEAM has been greatly exaggerated

“Silver lining” if they can find another team to take them before eom then they get to keep their stock package. So toxic. Long time coworkers fighting each other to get back into the company

I fucking hate AMZN. Last quarter they beat earnings and drill team 6, now I finally buy puts and it’s shrek dick central

Sorry guys, pump team 2nd arrives late today.

Any company says they are spending money on AI infrastructure, stock soars to the moon. Zuck says he is spending a lot on AI. Drill team 6 engaged.

Drill Team 6 do your jobs goddamn

Someone call the damn plunge protection team. We’ve hit an artery.

Meta superintelligence team my arse

Drill team six off of furlough

Nice job team https://preview.redd.it/rcnkzom1y8yf1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45890436a98cdbcc7746aa35694627b3c1c5e614

This is premarket too. Drill team 6 hasn't even had their morning coffee yet.

Imagine a single Canadian baseball team beating 29 American teams… 

Imagine routing for a baseball team from Canada. 🤮

he tried hard as hell to pump the market. but he had no concrete details. i'm sure his team is going to tweet out bs to pump the market before open.

How long will it take Team Trump to sell futures before releasing the official news on the results of the Xi meeting? Why the fuck is the tweet taking so long? Don't they have a dedicated team to place the necessary short positions? What kind of incompetents are we dealing with here?