TEAM

Bears loaded puts this morning on Irans advice thinking they were on the same team lmao

Dawg imagine buying Atlassian (TEAM) at 300 and bagholding all the way to 70

Plunge protection team deployed, I repeat It’s over for bears

So is the "plunge protection team" really just a group of midgets in plumbers uniforms that show up to provide liquidity by plunging clogged toilets or is that a myth

#Drill Team 6 got ambushed near the area between Kurdistan and Dagestan LMAO🤌

I think drill team 6 was deployed to destroy a desalination plant. Normal duties tomorrow tho.

Trump: The fake pumps are barely working anymore. Is there any names we haven't said yet? Trump: Who's this Pezeshkian guy. Trump: Alright team, send out a demand to CNBC that he wants peace and if they don't comply we will take away their license.

His team got all of their calls locked in. That's what happened.

Idk how I still have a job. I do as little as possible everyday. Delegate shit to my team like 95% of the time. Use Claude for the rest. Can’t believe this dumbass company still wants me around lmao

Pass bags to retail kinda day. Absolutely 0 volume to justify this pump. Plunge protection team working overtime.

United States is hard-stuck plat. We're currently blaming the team in chat, Trump is already bored of this game, and he is one or two skill issues away from eating a 30 minute leave penalty to protect his KD. And all that shit talking after pub stomping some blueberries in Venezuela lol

Drill team six wya

V team sends their regards

Drill team 6 in position, you are cleared to engage. Eliminate all hostiles.

DRILL TEAM 6 READY TO DEPLOY

How do you get the plunge protection team to save your portfolio … asking for a friend

10am drilling team 6 is en route to target mr president

I’m still team bear today but not all in. Too many variables and uncertainty as to pump duration

Did we win victory for the 17th team?

Yeah i will need the MSFT drill team to continue the drilling

Yall think DT really has us in his best interests but his team is actually sabotaging his every effort?

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What if Iran and U.S. team up against Israel? The turn would table

As the world is stood on the precipice I am just happy that *our team* consists of a moron surrounded by sycophants.

team america world police, well start policing properly if you want to be the world police, if it takes a million troops to fix it so be it Ps I'm canadian, so stfu about me going. this is on u

This whole thing reminds me of the movie TEAM AMERICA

Schiff/Burry is the dream team

Never understimate Mango's team incompetency

Wait till meal team six are deployed, shit will really hit the fan

Where is the plunge protection team

Fucking drill team 6

What if Baron isnt actually short, hes plunge protection team

DRILL TEAM 6 GO

Plunge protection team is here

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM REPORTING FOR DUTY.

So that his team can make money printing puts

plunge protection team finally giving it up. bleed ALLLLLL day from here

Im leaving team bull to be a bear now

Drill team six will be conducting special operations this morning

Drill team six clocking in

Plunge protection team and he’s part of it.

>I don’t have a team of the best advisors neither does he, dumbass

Look I don’t have a team of the best advisors. But let them decide what that off ramp is. Oppite is he commits genocide. U choose what u want.

Are we team Bear? Go Bear go!

1 hour - 1,5 hour till dump? Drill team six, where yall at..?

Yo, drill team six here. We worked so hard on Friday we haven't had the time or energy to gear up just yet. We will start drilling as usual later today. Drill team six out!

Plunge protection team, already at work.

the plunge protection team must be mighty tired..

Calls on Iranian social media team

🌮 said he wanted to “take the oil” in Iran, possibly seizing the export hub of Kharg Island, the Financial Times reported. 🌮 interview with the FT comes as thousands of US troops massed in the Persian Gulf region, including an amphibious assault team that arrived on Saturday. Portions of the 82nd Airborne is also on its way. 🌮 told the Financial Times on Sunday that “his preference would be to take the oil.” He compared the effort to the operation in Venezuela in January, when the US captured the South American country’s leader, Nicolas Mad-uro, and plans to control its oil industry. LMAO just setup iran for 100s of FPV drone deaths of marines. cant make this up lol