TEAM

Quick call Michael Burry! 🐻 Call the Plunge Protection Team! ☎️

*sir activate drill team 6 on google*

Serves me right for trusting the fucking Mariners I should have known better being a fan of this team for so long

Enough drill team 6 you've already drilled deep into my asshole 😫😫😫

GLD getting drill team sixed. 😧

Drill team 6 going crazy on GLD

Profit is profit, not a team sport, NFA ect. But I would love to beat my meat to some serious hedge funds loss porn.

I'm not a fan of either team, but that was some Game 7.

Americas dream team against Canada. Love to see it.

lol 1 guy holding up the internet at aws probably had his vault keys on land and the security team couldn't do the multi signature auth to unlock a vault for a re-deploy or something, if it only took 4 minutes, that's my guess

Regardless who wins tonight. Neither team can beat Dodgers.

As much as I’d like to see the mariners go to their first ws, the jays are the better team. And the best chance to beat the dodgers

Yes, we have to meet DEI requirements (100% gay) You would also be left out of all the team social events.

happy diwali! our h1b team decided to turn off our phones for the day as we deserve a good day off. we have 2 white guys on-call so hopefully he's doing well. we're logging back on now.

My sister just texted me that she got laid off from Synopsys, along with her entire team. The bubble might be closer than we think 🌈🐻

Do they pay good money? I'd like to join their team 😀

it's not a team sport my man

BREAKING: AWS team unsure how to fix outage as AI has been the only one doing work on it for the past 12 months. It's reported "the code is confusing and doesn't make any sense". Employees asking chatgpt for solutions.

> Math is a better predictor tbh. This one is quite clear based on the trend with the team. You haven't watched enough ball, son of alando.

Math is a better predictor tbh. This one is quite clear based on the trend with the team.

Jets literally 0-7 worst team in the NFL again. Giants give up 33 points in the 4th quarter. Clawing defeat from the jaws of victory. You have to be insane to be a NY fan.

Who are these NY Giants and what have they done with the old team?

Well I took one for the team and am now at least 5 IQ points dumber.

lost fuckloads of money this week, but at least my 10 dollar fantasy league team is killin it

Fucking useless ass team

nice try openai internal investigation team you won't catch me this time 🫵🤡

shohei blasted 3 hrs while shutting out the brewers... lul... brewers maybe the worst team ever

the MLB team with highest salary cap should be relegated to the minors if they don't win the world series that year.

Fuck that’s smart ima try to expensive some shit for my fatass on behalf of the team, thx bb🙏

ber r fuk it's good to be on team bol again

Drill team 6 in place. Commence drilling.

plunge protection team just asked for a raise

#PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM DEPLOYED. 🤌

🗣️ GET ME THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

DRILL TEAM 6 ON AMD TO 225 PLZ

Plunge protection team reporting for duty

Less than 30 minutes for the plunge protection team to step in They didn’t get laid off yet lmao

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ACTIVATE!!!!!

Keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes

Drill team suiting up

I love this community bro it’s so funny how quickly it switches from team bulls to bears or vice versa

Someone needs to create a🥭 tweet ETF. Oh wait, that already exists, it's the signal chat for Trump's team.

“This is the Plunge Protection Team: Mission The Grass is Green is complete, heading home. Sir, requesting permission to visit my bear cousin. I hear she is on her deathbed.”

Be a team player 

Drill team 6, checking in

How does Joe Flacco just show up on a team and start winning week 1 everytime? 😟

# IF WW3 HAPPENED, WHAT TEAM DO YOU GUYS PLAY?

"Tomahawk missiles. Just like the football team. I like tomahawks. Chop chop."

I am building a team. A team full of dedicated regards. We are going to lose money together.

The team needs a few extra minutes to get theitlr trades in