TEAM

🥭: OK here’s the business review…Ginger and Candy are still the top performers, Penelope and Asia need to step it up, otherwise you sleep in the tall grass. Velvet is the new-comer, let’s work as a team to make sure she hits her quota otherwise she’s gotta deal with Jimmy 🇺🇸🤌

Probably for the best lol, we've already got a gambling problem these days lol. Sports bettors who dont even have a favorite team anymore, just whoever they have $$ on

Yep , there seems to usually be a team that gets hot in the end but reality strikes in the WS. But Seattle seems very hot so who knows

Once, *just once,* I’d like to read a Motley Fool write up and see it say: “The Motley Fool Stock Advisor analyst team just identified what they believe are the 10 best stocks for investors to buy now… and (my pick) **IS** one of them.

He was on my team.

this is fucked trump team made 500 billion on crypto puts fuck

Drill team 6 called in

DRILL TEAM SIX. REPORTING FOR DUTY

I doubt mango posted the tweet, way too coherent, he probably started ranting and his social media team got to work

I’m from Australia, our newest rugby league expansion team is called the Papua New Guinea Chiefs. You can kiss Mahomes’ ass goodbye.. 👋

Ain’t no way my mariners are beating the blue jays lol. Their team looks insanely complete. Our pitchers are also exhausted.

Write more than 8 words you troglodytes this isn’t fucking preschool, and if you’re not telling stories about how 🌈 you are and how much you want to fuck dudes what are you doing here on a Sunday night I thought this place was like the truck stop of Reddit you’re all just a bunch of lot lizards 🦎💪🛻🤠🍑🍆😩💅  Praise Jesus, Matthew 4:20, “glass houses” were actually bongs back then so toke up broheemer steamer you know Skylar is coming by with a bunch of guys from his water polo team and we’re gonna play twister just be cool Jesus didn’t say anything about mouth stuff. I wan dem bois to mek me inna swish cheeeeese sheeeeit 🧀 

Drill team 6 has been called off 😂

I think the Jets might be the worst professional football team... Ever. Lmao

Feels good to watch a baseball game where my favorite team isn't playing for their lives and all of my money for 15 fuckin torturous innings

20 shot & 4 dead during a homecoming celebration. My high school football team sucked too, but not that bad.

Maybe plunge protection team was never real 🤔

I have just instructed my team to impose a **MASSIVE 100% RECIPROCAL TARIFF** on any Wok, any Plate, and any **"ORANGE CHICKEN"** that is not 100% made from scratch with **GREAT AMERICAN** farm products and **AMERICAN** workers. This includes the major abusers like **PANDA EXPRESS** and **P.F. CHANG'S**! They are taking advantage of our Country and they have been doing it for a very long time. They will either **IMMEDIATELY** move their entire supply chain to the **GREAT FARMS** of Iowa and the **GREAT CATTLE RANCHES** of Texas, or their prices will be so **HIGH** that nobody will be able to afford their so-called "Kung Pao." This is a **HUGE WIN** for the American Farmer, the American Rancher, and the American Worker! We want **REAL** American food, made with **REAL** American hands, not some heavily-subsidized, **VERY BAD**, foreign product. The **FAKE NEWS MEDIA** and the **RADICAL LEFT** are already complaining, saying people won't be able to get their **SWEET & SOUR PORK**. I say, let them make it here! We have the **BEST PORK** in the World! This is about **FAIR TRADE**, it's about **NATIONAL SECURITY** (food security is a **BIG** thing, believe me), and it's about giving our Farmers and our People a fair deal! **MAGA!**

Plunge protection team must be have been reassigned to Portland to arrest inflatable frogs. 

Where was the Plunge Protection Team, how could they allow so much red to sweep across the market. They best turn up on Monday, I need my green candles lol

Drill team six. 

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*"Sir a 3rd guh is now circling the market and the PPP team has been furloughed. What should we do?"* *"We'll ask chatgpt." "Now what chatgpt"* *"Spread your cheeks sir."*

Plunge protection team inbound

Drill team six now considered as essential workers

drill team 6 working overtime today

Drill Team 6 just added another extension, keep drilling baby!

The city of Philly prob more in the dumps than SPY is today with all their sports team shitting the bed yesterday lmaooo

DRILL TEAM 6 REPORTING FOR DUTY 🫡🩸

Soar Team 6, where is you

Great news Eagles fans! If the team keeps collapsing, (‿|‿) tush push will continue to be legal 👍👌.

V TEAM 6 🫡

Hey yall I got an invite to apply for plunge protection team with an immediate start date of now

He has no reason to do this other than his team loaded up on puts this morning

I mean, he doesn’t talk about tariff shit forever and then after a pretty big weekly rally just casually floats China tariffs on a Friday. It’s so fucking blatant that his whole team loaded up on puts this morning lmao

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM TO BE DEPLOYED TO INDICIES.

$TEAM, I balls long ($80k), hoping for a large move up on earnings print Oct 30th. This stock moves like bouncy ball in a blender. Recently got crushed on US gov't shut down, but actually churn is fairly low because they have long term contracts. Still essential for large enterprises. Maybe the software isn't up to the standards of the regards here, but it is needed for the non-regards to get anything done. Large enterprises rely on it like the fucking English language.

Plunge protection team!? We got a wrong color situation ova here.

Anyone make any money on the worst team in the league losing to the Giants?

SMCI, TEAM DKNG PATH NVDA UNH are all good plays read the charts

Be safe out there team. Heard a bad batch is moving round. Several ODs here over the past few days.

In 10 years, the NFL will just be half the team grabbing the asses of the other half as they're pushed down the field

FOUR STRAIGHT TUSH PUSH TO A TOUCHDOWN I LOVE THIS TEAM

$CCCX that is doing a merger with Infleqtion in Q4 or early 2026 Q1. The CEO of Infleqtion and their team was on Capitol Hill this week meeting with legislators to advance U.S. leadership in Quantum.  THIS IS MASSIVE!  Infleqtion is the first mover in the Quantum field already talking to Governments. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/infq_quantumcomputing-neutralatom-quantumtechnology-activity-7382138456744910848-b21p?utm_source=social_share_send&utm_medium=member_desktop_web&rcm=ACoAABRkVD8BFgw1-1yIbO8typ9RbEtFSRBrXuU

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

*** THE FED HAS JUST CLASSIFIED NVDA AS A SYSTEMIC RISK. TOO BIG TO FAIL. LEVEL 7 PURGE PROTECTION TEAM ASSIGNED.

How am I always on the wrong side of the team in bull vs bear 😭😭 of all days I got calls today man this isn’t bull vs bear it’s me vs Tylenol  

Plunge protection team, we thank you for your service

V team, engage

A lot of people need to feel like there's an other team and that other team is losing. Those people are easily rounded into one big losing team. Calls.