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🌮 said he wanted to “take the oil” in Iran, possibly seizing the export hub of Kharg Island, the Financial Times reported. 🌮 interview with the FT comes as thousands of US troops massed in the Persian Gulf region, including an amphibious assault team that arrived on Saturday. Portions of the 82nd Airborne is also on its way. 🌮 told the Financial Times on Sunday that “his preference would be to take the oil.” He compared the effort to the operation in Venezuela in January, when the US captured the South American country’s leader, Nicolas Mad-uro, and plans to control its oil industry. LMAO just setup iran for 100s of FPV drone deaths of marines. cant make this up lol

Back of the bus, plunge protection team...what a joke. Where's the next short squeeze?

Drill team in 30 minutes?

In hindsight, jpow and team did a mistake in cutting rates last year.

This is one of those situations where there's an obvious recession, but the NBER takes a long time to officially declare it. From 2020: > SHAPIRO: In that case, what took so long to call this a recession? > HORSLEY: Well, actually, by the standards of the National Bureau of Economic Research, this was a pretty fast call. It usually takes the team about nine months to a year to decide we're in a recession. In this case, they made the announcement in just about three months. You don't need a Ph.D. in economics to know we're in a deep downturn. https://www.npr.org/2020/06/08/872470104/economists-announce-the-u-s-economy-is-officially-in-a-recession From late 2025 and early 2026: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/most-us-economy-already-recession-190152508.html https://fortune.com/2026/01/18/national-debt-killing-american-dream-inflation-recession/ https://www.ft.com/content/e9be3e3f-2efe-42f7-b2d2-8ab3efea27a8?syn-25a6b1a6=1 This is a stagflationary recession. It's not something the Fed can easily fix like many of the others. Fiscal policy aka the Treasury Department is responsible for it.

Hey guys me and the rest of the mod team want to wish you a happy trading this week

Imagine being the Seal Team 6 guy finding the secret enriched uranium vault… and the Epstein files. That’s a story for the grandkids.

Drill team six reporting in. We have had a nice pleasant weekend and we are ready to continue working on Monday. We have acquired a new drill able to penetrate much faster and deeper than ever before.

Im taking one for the team, buying puts monday morning

When you realize we are on the same team as Germany for WW3 and Germany always loses world wars....

Yo, so just get Bruce Willis and team. Drill big ass hole by the strait all the way through earth's core. Pump the oil through the hole. Load on tankers on the other side of the world. Problem solved. You're welcome.

They killed off all of Plunge Protection Team. We had 5 V's in the first 6 days after the war and now red days are just elevator down no pop whatsoever.

Casual reminder, One of the first things he did first term was disband Pandemic response team. Any other POTUS it'd be career ending. Literally no one remembers because it's basically 8am on a Tuesday level news story for him.

This is the real Drill Team Six. Not because of Covid Not because of Tariffs Not because of Housing All because the distribution of black, flammable liquid that’s concentrated in the Middle East was halted, which causes cars, ships, and airplanes to go vroom

"Sir I DID call the V team. They said they still aren't coming until they get paid."

The plunge protection team fucking died in the front lines.

Drill team SPY 600 reporting for duty 🫡

Treasury plunge protection team working that Friday shift

Drill team 6 just got on shift

BREAKING: Israeli warplanes bomb Beirut Al Jazeera’s team on the ground in the Lebanese capital reports a loud air strike on the city’s southern suburbs. Warplanes can currently be heard flying low over the city. We’ll bring you more information as we get it. Source: Al Jazeera

Good job plunge protection team. Let’s not see 640 for another 3 months 🤞😭

Drill team 6 takin a smoke break, will be back soon

Can someone's hot wife take one for the team and date Barron.

drill team six requesting bolfuk meat

Plunge protection team out buying $ROPE

Dress up as a couch and take one for the team

Thanks I will tell my cyber security team, but I will not tell them my source

In software. MANY. Had to furlough half my team because we can’t close any details.

They conned the dumbest and most gullible into joining a team.

Im gonna lose some money this morning cause I bought calls at close expecting the bounce. OH well. Immediatley switching to team ghey bear at 9:31

Plunge protection team assemble!

One last pump please. Them im team ghey bear

I think we should give a round of applause to drill team 6. They have done fenominal job yestarday, and hopefully they will work just as hard today.

same principle , just pick a team and yolo . I once took 7 usd and turned into 245 $ only to go all in and lose everything

Welcome to the team! 🥹🥰😚

Look at the team he put on place of everything? They are all just people that supported him, no actual skills, experience or talent

drill team six just started their shift

Drill team 6? report for duty please, we need you today.

I got two decent dip buys in me left team 

Elephant team 100% dropping the ball for midterms just fyi

TEAM being green today was.. Confusing

closer to 600 than 700, may the drill continue tomorrow. DRILL TEAM 6 you did good today, but do better tomorrow please.

Drill team six is currently busy with bolfuk meat BBQ

if youre on trumps team, what do you even tell him to say right now to stop the bleeding?

p00ts on the ground boyos Drill team six, give em hell

Drill team six requesting artillery strikes

Plunge protection team activated

Drill team six: someone said something about drilling?

plunge protection team i chose you!

The scariest thing is he is just the head, his team basically does what they want. Explains why its so messy and the corruption, market manipulation. He doesnt know whats going on, just wants a ballroom and a pen