TEAM

Witkoff: "however it became quite clear during these meetings with the Iranian negotiating team that we could not make a deal that fulfilled your objectives" I guess those marines are eating good tonight

Witkoff: "It became quite clear during these meetings with the Iranian negotiation team that we could not make a deal. [tons of requirements around no nuclear, etc talked about that I don't want to write] Throughout our meetings we heard the Iranians have the right to enrich. Then we heard they have enough 60% material to make 11 atomic bombs. Then we heard they would not give up diplomatically what we could not win militarily. These are signs among others that their regime had not given their negotiating team authority to make a deal." NO DEAL, THIS IS BAD

🥭: "Send them in. Drill team 6 is a go. Operation Epstein distraction is activated"

I’m out. Thanks drill team. March madness and chill today

Drill team 6 may have showed up late to work but they'll be damned if they don't show up at all!

Everything down today except $TEAM. Why hasn't atlassian capitulated yet?

META DRILL TEAM WTF

Drill team ready for deployment

Drill team 6 deploying at 10:30am. You have been warned

I’m officially on team bear now

100% the plunge protection team keeping this afloat.

Bols you done buying? Drill team 6 just entered the lobby

Drill team six needs to push deeper

Drill team 6, report for duty.. we need yall

Covid 19, 2021 drill team 6 is needed.. Where are these heroes when we need them..?

but team america world police?

Looking at the members of 🥭’s council of advisors on science and tech like, this isn’t even the B team. This is the fail team

Let’s break through 650 today, *as a team*.

I’ll be the team therapist

Fuck me running man that shit was an out of body experience to watch. How have we gotten to this point lmao. We let the greediest and dumbest people amongst us team up to fuck our whole shit up.

Drill Team Six reporting for duty sirs!

Question if you say you're team rainbow will that void you from the draft?

Oh no, Donny activated Drill Team 6 instead of First Airborne Division

I bought TEAM bags on March 9th. Turns out I didn't catch the knife, and it just landed in my eye.

QQQ drill team has been working overtime. Let’s hope they don’t run out of energy

Drill team six is opening up the Humus Strait

Overnight save job on futes going on. Let's see if drill team continues.

im bummed out. its drill team six time already. was hopping for a morning pump to catch a fade.

Holy drill team six arrived early

TEAM MICROSOFT 550$$$$$

Drill Team Six is going to launch the ground invasion against the bulls today

Bro fapped one out for the team

drill team 6

Who would have thought, team America and idiocracy were actually just documentaries. Time travel is real, they tried to warn us and then they killed Harambe to get our attention

Team america isnt just a funny movie. Its a documentary.

Drill team six standing by waiting for 🥭

Blue team says red team fault, red team say blue team fault. Me say both teams bad

$TEAM and $NOW are dead

M: Microsoft? More like Massive Financial Trauma. S: Stock didn’t dip, it cliff-dived without a parachute. F: Finance team updating resumes before earnings call. T: Turns out ‘tech giant’ just means a bigger fall when it trips. 💀

I can’t post Remy edits neither here nor at team Remy. Reddit sux Edit: post went through. Reddit still sux

Yo if you’re messing with Robinhood contracts just be careful when you place orders. I accidentally market ordered 19,000 contracts on a hockey game with 1 minute left…on the losing team.

I’m taking one for the team. Cause market always does opposite of me.

When I was about 20, l became a Foreman on a Minecraft server that was building a 1-to-1 scale replica of Middle Earth. They gave me a team of laborers and l'd have them dig ditches, redirect canals etc. This was something you did in the Qing Dynasty in like 1895.

Drill Team Six is launching the ground invasion against the bulls tomorrow

DRILL TEAM SIX ON FULL ASSAULT

🥭 and team have pulled every single lever on oil. The only thing they can do now is banning nonessential driving to keep the prices low.

Drill Team Six is now boots on the ground. God speed

Why is there even a bid right now? Oh, wait, I forgot about the plunge protection team. They are the ones doing it.

Drill Team Six about to be boots on the ground

Pentagon to send the 1st Brigade Combat Team, part of the 10th Mountain Division, which is built for sustained, full-scale combat to the Middle East-Telegraph Lol