TEAM

Plunge protection team is probably on vacation

Drill team 6 is ready

MSFT is officially the bag 7 team leader

MICRON drill team 6!!! Lock in boys

Don't worry. Oil price protection team is hard at work

Drill team six on standby

The way some of y'all treat trading like a team sport or religion makes me think you actually have no money invested lol

Iran found ceasefire “unreasonable” *shocker* Assemble the plunge protection team

You can see the exact moment that Bessent's team at Treasury went "Whoa let's slow this down" and it's at 8:51 and all the price action after that has been forcibly stopping all sell flows in its tracks

WTF PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ACTIVE AGAIN?

we do havbe that good old drill team spiriit anymore..we all cya.

Where is the next short squeeze happening? Plunge protection team can't save you from these hands, meet me at the bus stop!

Missed the bus did we? Plunge protection team assemble!

Did the CEO of SPY just send in drill team six?

Meal Team Six ready

If you’re Iran and your enemy is on TV all day and then posting all night online about how badly the other team wants a deal and you have not reached out to the USA to even make a deal, wouldn’t you be able to see how desperate the USA is and then hold your ground to hurt your enemy, the USA? Isn’t that just simple as can be?

$TEAM on its way to becoming a penny stock

Trump's ace negotiating team offering 1 month ceasefire for negotiations so we can restock the world's oil and natgas supply before sending in the marines

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱⚡- "The Trump team is pushing for a 'framework agreement' with Iran, starting with a 'one-month ceasefire' followed by talks on a 15-point plan. The proposal includes strict nuclear restrictions (no enrichment, dismantling of main sites) in exchange for lifting sanctions and supporting civilian nuclear projects. Israel fears that a vague agreement could allow Iran to 'emerge victorious' if the fighting stops before the details are finalized," - Israeli Channel 12.

You listed #1 and #15 twice, confirmed this guy is a member of Mango's team

Plunge protection team must be exhausted so far this week. And it’s only Tuesday.

Just show them a clip of your best gamer moment to skip the draft , youngins. No one likes a hard silver on their team

Iran is willing to listen. 🥭 And team are going to request some insane requests like the entire nation of Iran concerts to Christianity. Iran will obviously not accept. War continues.

Drill team 6 is doing a great job on Google

Plunge protection team in full effect today, I’m out of this manipulated bs

Not a team sport

Is the plunge protection team really a group of oompa loompas in plumber uniforms on standby

One of my friends told me he now “plays for the other team”, but he doesn’t play any sports? 🤔

I’ve been forced to go back to the office. I bought a 4k hidden cam hidden in my backpack I place on my desk. I sit next to the marketing team. Lots of busty women walking around bending over and shit. I take 1 hour lunch and 45 mins of that is me viewing 4k footage while jerking it in my car. I then collect the come and pour it into any open container in the work fridge. I’ve been doing this for 1 year now.

WSB MODS HAVE 48 HOURS TO OPEN MOD FLAIR PERMS TO ME OR ELSE THEY WILL FEEL A WRATH THAT HAS NEVER BEEN FELT BEFORE Edit: after extensive and positive talks the Wsb mod team and I have tentatively come to an agreement so we are cool now

Drill team six locked in

While Im on your team this isn't something you can walk back with a couple of key presses. Which i literally think he is actually trying to do

Any europoors wanna come to Dallas texas. I'll drive you to Arlington to watch your team.

Drill team 6 assemble

They think they are on the "team"

UNH took a side job on drill team 6

🥭 and team desperately lookin for a puppet dictator in Iran who they can back for regime change… still floating the parliament speaker as a hot choice. I guess they have 5 days to convince parliament speaker or someone else to become the modern day Reza Pahlavi Iran’s world greatest party : https://youtu.be/6aF0UqC0J48?is=PEBga2sy8Lg9xl60

SPOTIFY CUTS 15 JOBS, ABOUT 3% OF PODCASTING TEAM How is this news lmao

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh!

Market realizing 🥭and team are lying and it’s all bs 😂

Treasury shorted oil futures and are now buying back to afford a few Dave’s biggie bags for the team

Orange man: It still closed? No worries, let me write a tweet to save the market. Chief of stock market protection team.

You have to respect the market manipulation at this point from Donald and his team 😂

Trump threatens to bomb Iran's oil facilities and power plants Trumps team: Why would you say that, the world would go into a depression Trump: Sorry I was on the toilet taking a poop and got bored

🥭 team saw yields ripping and his handlers called to stop this shit

Plunge protection team on time! Yay!

They really said “Pump it” Plunge protection team is crazy. I don’t even want to play anymore, obvious manipulation. 3% in a couple of seconds counter to all market conditions and news?

Taking one for the team and buying puts today so market can V

Gonna root for the original team axis on this one, guys. US and Israel just aren’t balling to me. Plus I’m a sucker for the underdog.