TEAM

My team lost in March madness, Israel still escalating, futes weak, and my calls are gonna be vaporized. Not looking good to start the week.

- Bikini Bottom News

Oh I’m not on your team

Michael Burry (the short it man) pivot against plunge protection team makes their sticky positions get a short squeeze, which requires them to cover cover cover, sending their fungible assets vertical. PPTs no fap day gets ruined and now they want to walk in front of a bus.

I’ll be running back Team America tonight waiting for my call to print

Where the heck is the Plunge Protection Team when we need them?

Gen Z, if any of you are capable of reading this, team up with Millennials.  It’s not our fault you are retarded.

Damn dude, what team?!

a negotiation team just flew over my house

Either trump is the dumbest mother fucker alive and his team truly didn’t think this through, or they are purposely doing this to tank the market and load up.

I saw a theory that Trump’s team told him to use the word “incursion” instead of “war” to minimize the severity, but because he’s a complete retard, he used “excursion” instead and is now stuck continually referring to the Iran conflict like a little vacation. It’s too laughable not to be legit.

you can tell me, is the negotiation team in the room with us right now?

What if we ask Pakistan and Afghanistan to team up to invade the strait of hormuz

team america, fuck yeah, here to save the motherfucking dayeh

"Trump's team game planning for potential Iran peace talks - Axios" few hours ago to to threating bombing irans powerplant he gave us hope to rob us again

Iran has absolutely no incentive to open the strait -- unless team USA is gonna rebuild their country. Do you see that happening? It only escalates UP from here, unfortunately.

🥭 and his team still think they have all the cards and Iran will play ball according to this axios article : lol still two to three weeks of fighting too! —- President Trump said Friday that he was considering "winding down" the war, though U.S. officials said the expectation was there would still be two to three additional weeks of fighting. In the meantime, Trump's advisers want to start laying groundwork for diplomacy. Any deal to end the war would need to include the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, address Iran's stockpile of highly enriched uranium, and also establish a long-term agreement on Iran's nuclear program, ballistic missiles and support for proxies in the region. There has been no direct contact between the U.S. and Iran in recent days, though Egypt, Qatar and the U.K. have all passed messages between the two, a U.S. official and two additional sources with knowledge said. Egypt and Qatar have informed the U.S. and Israel that Iran is interested in negotiating, but with very tough terms. The Iranian demands include a ceasefire, guarantees that the war will not resume in the future, and compensation. Between the lines: "Our view is we've stunted Iran's growth," said one U.S. official who believes the Iranians will come to the table. The official said the U.S. wants Iran to make six commitments: No missile program for five years. Zero uranium enrichment. Decommissioning of the reactors at the Natanz, Isfahan and Fordow nuclear facilities that the U.S. and Israel bombed last year. Strict outside observation protocols around the creation and use of centrifuges and related machinery that could advance a nuclear weapons program. Arms control treaties with regional countries that include a missile cap no higher than 1,000. No financing for proxies such as Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Houthis in Yemen or Hamas in Gaza. Reality check: Iran has repeatedly rejected several of those demands in the past, and leaders in Tehran have noted the difficulty of negotiating with a president who has engaged in talks in the past only to suddenly bomb them.

Headlines within 1hr >*The US and Israel are preparing for a significant expansion of the war with Iran as Trump intends to take control of the Strait of Hormuz in a weeks-long operation, according to Israeli sources - Kann >*Trump's team game planning for potential Iran peace talks - Axios don't trust shit on their 'sources', look at their actions

TRUMP'S TEAM BEGAN TALKING ON HOW PEACE TALKS WOULD LOOK: AXIOS *ANY DEAL TO END WAR WOULD INCLUDE REOPENING HORMUZ: AXIOS *US WOULD WANT IRAN TO HAVE NO MISSILE PROGRAM FOR 5 YRS: AXIOS *IRANIAN DEMANDS INCLUDE CEASEFIRE, NO WAR RESUMPTION: AXIOS

I’m more of a Football and Pro basketball kind of guy, Carolina Panthers for football. , I watch basketball more for the players, I enjoy the athleticism on display more than a particular team.

Who is your team, Pirate?

If I’m the FL coach I keep my starters in. You put the second string in on this practice team and they’re gonna get too cocky when they have a career game from it.

Was curious what you were talking about, googled it, saw the score , yeah the whole Gators team is going to prison for assault.

President of the plunge protection team

I will buy puts so that monday we get relief rally and yall can unload your bags aight! gotta take one for the team

Drill Team Six said they can’t drill for oil cause the damn fields were bombed. They came after the market instead.

Pluge Protection Team at 3, or u can call me Donkey

Drill team six

Plunge Prevention Team just jumped off the deck into the life boats.

ARG amphibious unit ready for landing in Iran. Drill team 6 on standby. Uranium storage facility in sights.

the white team is l osing

We're going to start seeing kids in Nicaragua running around in SPY 700 shirts like the losing superbowl team swag.

No plunge protection team today, only drill team 6🫡

Plunge Protection Team fired for embezzlement

Considering taking one for the team and selling my calls so that the markets can finally go back up again.

Plunge protection team on vacation? Wtf

Yo if plunge protection team doesn’t show up rn it’s joever

Market at peak retardation pricing in a hike for this year lmaoooo, mango would literally send seal team 6 into the fed Idiots

Plunge protection team, someone wake them up 

Drill team 6 is getting prepared to hit SLV again

They haven't even let drill team 6 in yet

Team foundation 🫡

marvel rivals or any team based competitive game

When I lose against someone online = they got carried When I win against someone online = I carried my team and did everything

I remember when $12 at Taco Bell would feed an entire football team

How long can Plunge Protection Team step in? Till how long? War is not Over. Strait is still closed. Lets see.

I really like the company. It’s consistently beat its earnings estimates for several quarters + has an excellent management team. I was an early investor in ASTS at $4 (still in it), and I viewed PL as being on-par and ended up first getting in when it was trading at $6.

Duke needs to add a couple more guys with the last name of Boozer to the team.

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM COMING IN HOT

Drill team six reporting in???? Dammmm.