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Amazon finally woke up 🙂‍↕️😤🔥 took Bezos long enough! Blessed thy calls!!!

Foul bull, emboldened by the flames of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame, let it be Margit, the bear.

Your local Dudeist priest is here with the daily prayer: Our father, who art baja blasting in heaven, saving bagholders be thy name May our moons come, our profits won, in our ports as it is in heaven Give us this day our daily gains, and forgive our puts, as we have also ignored insider trading Lead us not into red candles, but deliver us from tariffs For thine is the ten baggers, and JPow's blessings, and the only goes up, for ever and ever Bajamen

Our father, who art baja blasting in heaven, saving bagholders be thy name May our moons come, our profits won, in our ports as it is in heaven Give us this day our daily gains, and forgive our puts, as we have also ignored insider trading Lead us not into red candles, but deliver us from tariffs For thine is the ten baggers, and JPow's blessings, and the only goes up, for ever and ever Bajamen

Taco: what are the expected numbers? This weeks head of BLS: 3.1% Taco: they better be less than that unless you want to end up like the last guy. This weeks head of BLS: Thy will be done. thank you my king.

Our 🥭, who art in office, tarnished be thy name, thy gains must come, tariffs undone on Gyna as they are with penguins. Give us this day our daily pump, and forgive those who buy puts as we forgive those who short against us.

Black Monday, has been moved to Spread thy Anoos Wednesday

From the sealed catacombs of time, where the first oath was carved in shadow and blood, I call upon the Twelve Thrones of the Abyss! Ancient demons who forged strength from despair, lend your black flame to this vessel. Let the chains of mortality be shattered, let the echo of wrath ignite within the heart of ***IWM.*** By the pact unbroken, by the sigil unseen, awaken the power that sleeps beneath all creation! Arise, strength of the forsaken! ARCADIUM IGNIS INFERNUM; GRANT THY MIGHT TO ***IWM!***

Gold Bears, prepare thy anus ❤️

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of red, I will fear no dips, for thou art with me, thy rod and thy rod comfort me

Something is up! Close thy positions!

Prepare thy anoos

Some of you have never laid thy hands upon the breasts of a woman and it shows 

To V or not to V … tis thy question

"In all thy ways acknowledge [him](https://www.linkedin.com/in/danieldines), and he shall direct thy $PATH". Proverbs 3:6

I cast thy ber to the shadowrealm

Our Father, who art on Wall Street, Hallowed be thy Portfolio. Thy bull market come. Thy gains be done, In the NYSE as it is in Nasdaq. Give us this day our daily gains, And forgive us our bagholding, As we forgive those who FOMO against us. And lead us not into false breakouts, But deliver us from shakeouts. For thine is the tendies, And the diamond hands, and the stonks to the moon, For ever and ever. Ape-men.

#🗣️ Do not place thy faith in earthly ETFs, for they shall wither like the tulips of Holland! But the Lord’s yield—OH the Lord’s yield—is COMPOUNDING FOREVER! 🎤🙏🏾 Amen! LMAO🤌🏾

Our KLAR who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy debt. Thy pumps come, thy valuation be done, On Wall Street as it is in heaven. Give us today our daily tendies, And forgive our transgressions.

Im having bad ber thoughts, if/when OpenAI faces trouble half the tech stocks go down 40% (all thy gained because of it), pretty fucked up

our positions, which art underwater, hallowed be thy ATH; thy breakout come, thy margin done, on cash as it is in paper