TIL

I'm just buying at the money calls and puts on IWM (2 each) like 30 mins after open. 1 of each to hold til end of day, will sell 1 of each before/during Powell during the inevitable swings This is the only way I've ever profited on these days, and it works every time

Sleeping in til Jerume does talkies

Pancakes sound good right about now but it’ll have to wait til morning

20 years ago Louie Anderson used to do a bit on how scientists say we’re going to be able to live til 200 soon…(“they’ll raise soc security to 170 etc…it was funny) he died 4 years ago, where you at scientists? RIP

I hear you but no. 100% sell the news event. I actually don’t think there won’t even be a “first move is always wrong” spike at all. I expect us to be down more when futures opens and go down all AH and PM and then flat til announcement and then bleed out all day. I just don’t know how far we’ll fall but I expect us to be in the low $670s on spy. Def worth throwing in a way otm 0dte spy or IWM call as a hedge…but nothing more than that

TIL i am retarded

wtf gamecuck at least wait til after hours so I can get my lube ready

8 minutes til we see a rocket or fat dip like yesterday

ETA 1 day til “congrats all dip buyers” etc 

Every day. Pump 1%, drill 1%. Flat til close

Its movement like this that scares me. Absolutely way to slow and way to much of nothing. Just slow roasting options on both ends til one side finally gives.

Thinking if we hold above 684.42 til noon we're about to Rocket again.

2.5% til 700. Cmon algos you know you want to see it happen this week. Lead that christmas rally today.

Holding all the bags on the semi-memers (comparatively, memestonks by nondegen standards) and I am selling those covered calls til the cows come home. Or, whatever.

i cant wait for this to be flat til close, pump AH, fill the gap premarket, slight dip and rise in vix pre rate cut, celebratory shrek candle on jpow announcement

I said it feels dumpy earlier but Im now thinking yesterday was the dip, todays theta and if we dont rip at 350 again, tomorrows theta til insiders get news and we rip to the heavens.

You won’t see that til next calendar year 

TIL that if you let $200 of SPY calls expire ITM, Charles Shwab is more than happy to float you $130,000 the next morning with margin turned on

If we don’t break and hold $684.5 by 10am, imma have to go short again til tomorrow.

Remember regards, fake market til 10:30 am.

Im just confused on today bc news says it's today til tmrw, but now Powell is speaking tomorrow so today seems like flat with some selling from lack of certainty vibes.

Indexes doing nothing til Jpow 😴

Buy straddles tomorrow. Hold til profit

When you scalp ITM SPX calls for dirt cheap because people don’t realize SPX is cash settled 🤣 Order literally filled 9 seconds til bell.

5 hours til I need to sleep. I should do something productive. Yeah right. *Refresh* 🤌

Yeah, it’s painful to look at but then just tell myself wait til next year or whatever. I feel bad for friends that bailed at $78k and then it went to $128. if you don’t need the cash it’s better to just hold…

# TIL to never bet against Asian kids 😭😭😭

Only certain ETFs trade options til 4:15. Heads ups.

If you MUST satisfy your itch for calls, wait til a liquidity run below $682…

We will be at 683 for the next 2 days. Bol or ber wait til 1:45 on Wednesday to make ur trade

Iv pretty low on spy 0dtes. Guess we flat til eod

Spy flatter than Piper perri til Jpow's elegant voice is heard

flat til wednesday. yawn

I’m sitting on the sidelines til Wednesday I guess

TIL. Does this mean calls? [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1pgk0r5/snapchats\_new\_storage\_policy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1pgk0r5/snapchats_new_storage_policy/)

Been saying for awhile wait til after Xmas to buy puts. You can literally mark it on your calendar every year. Uvxy calls and qqq puts every fucking year

If I had to bet a million bucks I'd say Spy is gonna stay in a $684.80 to $689.50 range til FOMC. Maybe dip or spike enough to get people to blow their money on options but instead of getting hoed by theta, imma play Campbell's earnings and sit on cash.

Only til Wednesday then it’s anybody’s game…

Idgaf about gifts or whatever... just give me turkey, ham, pies , and cakes.. im not going to eat anything else til 2026

less than 30 mins til we are told our future

Corn green til 430, dump until pre market, pump first hour of market 

Can’t wait til markets are 24/7 so we don’t have to hear about corn all fucking weekend.

Hot damn! 🔥 Sinners is the new from dusk til dawn.

True but you’re waiting til 12/19 if can’t close it out.

I paid my broker so many fees last month - they musta felt bad for me. I just realized they gave me an 87k rebate. Turns out they give you rebates based off trade volume. TIL

How long til wage inflation now that price of goods and services has pretty much doubled in the last 6 years

Corn some bullsh*t price action. They pinning this til year end

options used to be fun now its just waiting til 5 min to see if you should roll or average down

20 minutes til the biggest bear extermination event you’ve ever seen 

Wait til Taco says "Mexico and Canada are my best friends, tariffs are shit". SPY 720 EOD