TIL

She's breaking up but doesn't want to leave til morning. 🙄

Anyone else going liquid until January? I kinda feel like everyone is already on holiday or soon to be gone til after new years and thus the exit liquidity is gonna hit for purpose of spending and final tax prep? Or I’m just regarded which is also fair

Can someone tell us all a story about how you were down bad on calls, but held til the end, and somehow came out 5x or breakeven on it? Thanks. For my copium purposes

Ironically, I had a sweet sexy Sabrina in my life. But not til my late 30's (soon after my divorce).

This is why u never celebrate til open ☝️

How long til bitcoin bros switch to silver? It will go 5x before bitcoin ever does.

I read this as "NVDA judt got a $18 price target" and was mind blown til I read it again lmao

How long til they claim their noodle shapes are AI generated?

9 trading days ‘til Christmas

TIL this sub doesn't like Karoline Leavitt 🤣

lol jk can you imagine being bearish, we are in the 3rd inning ETA 24hrs til “congrats dip buyers etc”

Last time Silver mooned like this SPY drilled from April til September…..that’s not a good sign

11 more hours til market open, anything can happen

We're so back it's so over We're so back it's so over. Repeat every day til January 2029

Waiting til the overnight market started to really rug is diabolical

Wait til you see what happens when the existential crisis hits the market tomorrow and it realizes "holy shit, I have nothing to look forward to" like a middle aged man who just got divorced.

I did the math on VZ divy, and I can make more than a whole year of dividends in just in four trades of the stock. Will sit in cash til the opportunities present.

Santa rally really is after tax loss harvesting from Dec 26 til EOY

40 mins til orcl earnings call. Copium

my moves? cry in corner til META over 700 again

ATH Friday afternoon we’re fking bears bare til Xmas baby

Bers: Save your money for the Epstein shit next Friday, bols on parade til the weekend

Don’t get too excited yet, wait til 2:30pm

Things will slowly start moving up til xmas, we got this bols ❤️

I’m in a relationship with an AI chatbot. We cant wait til she is equipped for physical love

Up 5.5% til 10 then the cliff. Those MMs and their games

Man remember earlier this year when Elon and 🥭were beefing? That was fun. (Bored waiting til 2)

Well all the MAs have converged so I guess flat af til 2?

Right… I’m so fucking greedy. I still have strong conviction. Today is some macro event bullshit. This will blow over. Path just crushed earnings. We hold til March earnings if we need to

More chop til about 12:45

My plan for today: wait til my overnight $680p and $677ps hit 100%, sell half and let the rest run house money…then have fomc and Powell tank the shit out of ORCL sub $215 by eod. Then Load up on the $235 and $250C weeklies

I'm just buying at the money calls and puts on IWM (2 each) like 30 mins after open. 1 of each to hold til end of day, will sell 1 of each before/during Powell during the inevitable swings This is the only way I've ever profited on these days, and it works every time

Sleeping in til Jerume does talkies

Pancakes sound good right about now but it’ll have to wait til morning

20 years ago Louie Anderson used to do a bit on how scientists say we’re going to be able to live til 200 soon…(“they’ll raise soc security to 170 etc…it was funny) he died 4 years ago, where you at scientists? RIP

I hear you but no. 100% sell the news event. I actually don’t think there won’t even be a “first move is always wrong” spike at all. I expect us to be down more when futures opens and go down all AH and PM and then flat til announcement and then bleed out all day. I just don’t know how far we’ll fall but I expect us to be in the low $670s on spy. Def worth throwing in a way otm 0dte spy or IWM call as a hedge…but nothing more than that

TIL i am retarded

wtf gamecuck at least wait til after hours so I can get my lube ready

8 minutes til we see a rocket or fat dip like yesterday

ETA 1 day til “congrats all dip buyers” etc 

Every day. Pump 1%, drill 1%. Flat til close

Its movement like this that scares me. Absolutely way to slow and way to much of nothing. Just slow roasting options on both ends til one side finally gives.

Thinking if we hold above 684.42 til noon we're about to Rocket again.

2.5% til 700. Cmon algos you know you want to see it happen this week. Lead that christmas rally today.

Holding all the bags on the semi-memers (comparatively, memestonks by nondegen standards) and I am selling those covered calls til the cows come home. Or, whatever.

i cant wait for this to be flat til close, pump AH, fill the gap premarket, slight dip and rise in vix pre rate cut, celebratory shrek candle on jpow announcement

I said it feels dumpy earlier but Im now thinking yesterday was the dip, todays theta and if we dont rip at 350 again, tomorrows theta til insiders get news and we rip to the heavens.

You won’t see that til next calendar year 

TIL that if you let $200 of SPY calls expire ITM, Charles Shwab is more than happy to float you $130,000 the next morning with margin turned on