TIL

Tell you can not make it til 1115

Yep saw someone say they can't open the hatch til they check for xenomorphs.

25 mins til the bombs start again. 

Spy volume is at a quarter of the average with and 1.5 hours til close

it was over til my puts cashed hahahah but yeah "dump" in context

Hey, don't give me existential crises in the morning! Wait til lunch.

3 mins til ber gaped for 8th day in a row. Red days declared "subversive" by admin and punishable by Freedom Camps

3.3% YoY and the market is happy about this nonsense. Wait til oil prices show up in this

Just wait til your AI bf/gf has a face on your phone that you can facetime with and not just a text chat bot. Gen z going to be so cooked. 

I loaded up on July ATM puts. I give this fake pump til next week before it unravels. Spy 600 by June.

Probably but not til last 10 mins after chop all day so us normies cant bank on 0dte like usual

Imagine my shock thought yesterday was Friday. Now I'm hungover and 2 hours til market open

12 hours til we start bombing again. 13 hours til China starts Taiwan invasion 

Don’t you just love when the market waits til you blow your account to go on easy mode, soon as I re enter right back to choppy bullshit

They’re gonna wait til 3:30 to dump back to 0% on the daily so that all of you without 25k in your account get your 0DTE sold back to them

Everyone jerking til market close Friday, same ol song & dance

TIL

Real market doesn't open til 11

Gotta wait til earnings 🫰

Chop til Friday at 3:57pm. Saw it in my tea leaves this morning

lots of data this morning.1 hour til fun begin

Got off night shift and the gas station guy told me he can't sell me beer til 7am. U srs dude thought this was america

Fuck it, let’s have another ceasefire agreement tomorrow for another pump til we get back to 700

Someone tell me where SPY will close tomorrow (down bigly) so I can get a good night sleep tonight (stay up til 4am watching futes move 6 cents a minute)

Man I cant wait til Google finance integrates with gemini...

TIL fundamentals are woke

T-8 minutes til gap down just to be green by open.

I have the same plan, but I’ll wait til it drops to $200 to begin.

Going forward, presidents should definitely institute a rule to absolutely not announce the most volatile headlines and shit 2-3 hours to the close and instead just wait til 4pm EST. Theres a reason we don’t have 24hour option markets ffs

Wait til you here what he did to Zelensky

Waiting til the weekend duh

trump prolly going to reject Irans 10-point plan and give them til next week to give a new proposal

TIL: 200% 🌮

3 minutes til FOMO 🚀

Nah it's passover right now. Gonna wait til next week at least.

holy shit it's holding til 930, my straddle calls will print

That’s why I switched to a cash account , cuz I don’t have 25k in my account yet so I only get unlimited trades with cash account . Just takes til the next day after you sell for funds to settle .

Will yall sell or hold your calls? Mine don’t expire til May, im scared

this is effectively a 1-2 day ceasefire with the strait closed until they finalize details of the 2 week ceasefire. Iran said it will not reopen til thursday or friday

I wouldn’t touch it til an hour in. Let the market come down and the IV to drop a little bit. Premiums gonna be nuts.

Please hold til at least 9:35. These bags were so heavy but I'm so close to offloading them. Inshallah.

I can't make specific recommendations, but space stocks are good til summer.

Israel big mad right now. How long 'til they sabotage the US-Iran ceasefire with false flag attack and oil moons again?

Cease fire til Friday and then boots on the ground… 😂 markets breathe for two days and they will drop back down to same level they were at today

He couldn’t even wait til 8 to back out lol

me watching the volume after hours in an \~hour til 8pm EST: 🫣

Insiders loading their short positions on the ask til 8

Is there still 2 hours til Mango blows everything up or did yhat get canceled for 2 weeks for good?

We’re gonna chop til summer, aren’t we? 🫩

Don’t speak for me. I don’t care if the market tanks lmao. Have years til retirement