TIL

Might wanna wait til September 2027

Shitting til it bleeds, pajama traders will dump precious metals and crypto again

T-minus 15 minutes til he deletes his account

Wait til they reveal epstein invented bitcoin and the fed unveils their own digital currency

V didn’t hit til the afternoon last couple of days they tricked me

If SPY can drop 2%+ on a normal day just wait til there’s actually a meltdown and that shit goes -10% lmfaooo

Buy the memory dip. Once the AI mania is over consumers are next to upgrade. The memory supercycle will last til the end of the decade

Everything is getting crushed lmfao. Can’t wait til pokemon cards go to zero to watch the real unemployed start screaming

Wait til you see 300

Who's averaging down for the 8th time til this week?!

Alright so admittedly i have to work like 200 days a year. Sometimes I try to squeak in day trade between tying rebar and shoveling rocks. Just absolutely saved myself from devastation today with some apple calls around noon. Held a few til the big pump eod etc. my real question is how do I ask out the silver haired gilf at the VFW who looks like shes 50 instead of 70? Hardmode: my dad hangs out here and I’m trying not to make it weird.

the price action of GOOGL is so bearish rejected at 330 rejected at 329 rejected at 328 mag 7 are dead and so is SPY puts every day til next fed meeting

same thing he did with greenland, he just says stuff and poof, blows dust in your face with a new news cycle til you forget about it. he's a serial liar

Why is the market like this? I thought gay pride month wasn't til June 🐻🌈

No support til sub 400

Same pattern as yesterday huh Free fall til power hour, recover Next day sell off and free fall again Rinse and repeat …but people are betting on google to revive this market so hopefully they do well!!

Bleed out til 1 then huge green peens til close.

Why did i buy mu at ATH? I'll be s bagholder til I die because I don't want to sell at a loss

Two mins til the algo arbitrage

Remember kids: Premarket is ghey First thirty minutes are fake Bols and bers have an orgy til 3 Theta slaps its peeper on everyone Power hour if ur a ghey ber, sour hour if ur a ghey bol

Oil energy sector is my next move. Black gold. IV super low on XLE, zoom out on those charts, down since 2022 and people are acting like oil will never go up again. Ok bro.  Holding my leap calls til the wheels fall off

Just make sure you hold it til they dilute for money from the government 

TIL Wes Anderson is American. Always thought he was British.

Just like be a chill person with interests who’s interested another people If you’re busted as fuck you might have to wait til all of the hot dude’s lives fall apart and they stop taking care of themselves but you can for sure make it happen Being a dude is kind of nice in that most of us actually look better in our 30s, if your life doesn’t fall apart.

Dude if you bought puts any time before 11 and held til 2 you wouldve made BANK. You picked a bad time to buy, or held to long. One lesson i learned is nothing holds take profits or bail and find another trade.

TIL

Nothing matters til tomorrow morning anyways unless you have shares, go grab a beer or somethin lil bro

why does this feel like a coordinated sell-off, interesting, wonder what will have til friday

SPY has anal leakage and just gonna bleed til close

Hood is $150 stock. Really tempted to buy 1000 shares at $85 and hold til after earnings. They are making so much money with predictions market 

Is this the dip everyone keeps telling me to buy? Or should I wait til we hit 8000?

SNDK calls are down 66 percent from opening, are you gonna wait til -80p to try to time the buy?

Real movement not happening til around 3pm anyway. Inverse the trend an hour before market close has been the move the past few weeks

It's been so very long since Lady Luck kissed you Still, you listen for her song And pray that she missed you Dead inside 'Cause you know it's all pretend Close your eyes 'Cause you're goin' off the deep end Again You're livin' for the rush, For that royal flush But you take what you can get You play your final ace, For a pretty face Tastes like scotch and cigarettes And you can't help fallin', goin' all in Though your odds are bleak 'Til you break your losin' streak You're livin' for the rush For that royal flush But the next best thing will do You want to spend your chips On these rosy lips Tryin' to get me next to you 'Cause you can't help needin' to believe in Findin' what you seek 'Til you break your losin' Good luck out there, boys

TIL in 2022, Caterpillar Inc. faced a $145,027 fine after a worker, who was removing a sample of iron, died after he fell into an 11-foot melting pot that was heated to more than 2,000°F. An investigation found that the facility did not have legally required guardrails and restraint systems. Getting burned to death is prob one of the worst ways to die. Rip

Feel like GOOGL will barely meet and drop a bit all the way down to like 320, then slowly work its way back to 350 til next ER. Ive been holding 350 shares since $166 and 400 just seems insane this fast

TIL Larry oracl is too poor to be considered for a visit to Epstein island

1 hour til futes moon

PDT jail til I hit dumpster duty. See y'all in a couple days

How long til SPY absorbs Canada’s stock market and instantly dildos to 1,200

how soon til 700??

TIL I am retarded actually nvm I already knew that

TIL HOOD is going bankrupt.

TIL, Saylor isn’t CEO of strategy. There is more than one person to this scam.

If you patiently waited til now for puts well done

I will admit I’ve lost today. Bought 694p and immediately spy ripped so fucking hard upwards. Holding til 0 at this point tho

They already hibernating til next Friday

Til openai ipo.

Close your portfolio til 1pm

TIL futes are fuking gay and fake