TIL

Lol I sold my call into that algo spike at 1:40 thinking I was a genius. And then made money on a put too, but would have made more than both combined it I had just held the call til EOD.

So what time do we “see a deal coming together” folks? 3:45pm or does he wait til like 7pm?

The tacos will only work til mid April when the real shortage of no more deliveries pimp smacks the market

I can’t wait til this is all over and you bols get to hear the tapes about what 🥭 privately thinks of retail

trumps a funny guy with small hands til he threatens to wipe out a civilization. wagwan

Saving my cash til 8pm tonight

Iran just needs to wait til 7pm est when he takes his meds and they’ll have 2 more days

Yeah like when they locked everyone out on a big dip a couple years ago. Couldn’t buy til it was already recovered.

Ah, TIL! Thanks

1 dte puts tomorrow and hold til Wednesday. You were a day off

I actually do really enjoy hummus. Never did til recently. Had a banger bowl once and now i’m hooked.

She virgin on my galactic til I space. You sir have won the internet today 🤣👍🙏

TACO has now confirmed that Iran has til Tuesday 8pm until Taco will not look in their direction and may ignore them if approached by said "Iran". He will also move lunch tables if "Iran" is anywhere near him.

I can’t wait til he gives a 6 month extension like the tariffs. Green unless hell freezes over

Wait til you learn about the health initiatives to ensure a significant portion of them never see retirement. Can’t pay benefits if they’re dead

Probably not til next week tbh. 

2 days til we see last years 490 bottom wiped from the 1Y chart. Unless mangos trying to get to 490 again tomorrow at 8pm

I think I need to sit out til the next bull run because I cannot keep losing my day and voice to shaking my fist and shouting "this doesn't make sense!"

Born down in a dead man's town And the first kick I took was when I hit the ground You end up like a dog that's been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover up Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.

T-minus 5 minutes til your calls are fukd

Violent chops today til 1pm and then we'll be chopping things up, or chopping things down. It's an ancient American art and everybody knows their part.

wait til 1:00

You buy a little each 5% dip til -20% then go all in

T-15 til liquidation party starts💀

Waiting til the TACO fucks up the week Tuesday.

March CPI is not gonna fully reflect the impacts of oil. So wait til next month.💀

I’m not buying anything til May 5th.

How long til 🥭 realizes that "Do what I want or I bomb your people" is straight out of the terrorist playbook?

Having puts and calls is sick. I'll just wait until I'm up on one side, sell, then wait til the other side is up. This cannot go tits up

I member last time this happened bears were up til 4am counting their imaginary gains to only get wiped out by open

1.5 h til oil and gc and spx is in 5.5 h?

Open 3.5% red, recover by noon, flat til close

A few more hours til the pain begins. I mean gains

TIL that a bilby is a real animal.

TIL: If you know what NATO stands for, you are overqualified to work for the New York Times.

24 hours til futes - I’ll take anything at this stage - fuck 🌽

People tell me energy drinks are bad for me. Wait til you find out my taste in women.

Don’t listen to this retard. He’s lying. It doesn’t start til tomorrow.

>The US has slightly higher gas prices. TiL a ~80% rise is ~2 months is "slightly higher". Iran was selling oil for ~$60/barrel back in the day, now they can sell for $110+, while also getting a "troll toll" fee for every ship, while also causing a worldwide economic recession.... They 100,000% have the upper hand. Worldwide recession and oil at $130 is very good for Iran.

We just keep bleeding til then?

1 hour til MMs make bank on futes due to the unemployment numbers

TIL Tiger Woods got 20+ surgeries on his right leg. No wonder he always doped up

Wait til they reboot Bloodsport

markets closed til Monday

TIL you don’t need a PhD to go to space 

TiL!

Fuk Cramer for saying when oil is up this much SPY has always been down 20% the last couple days. Said it again this morning and SPY ripped 2% and roasted my puts I waited til 10:30 to buy. WTF is going on. Seriously

> shut up and color TIL "Shut up and color" is a military-originated phrase meaning to stop complaining, follow orders, and execute a task efficiently, often likened to staying within the lines. It implies a, sometimes forced, focus on immediate duties regardless of circumstances or, in corporate contexts, a dismissal of feedback to ensure compliance

TIL: Algos are completely regarded and you can bet against them all the time using common sense.

Futures open tomorrow? Or closed closed til Sunday 6pm?