TIL

Yes sir. Cramer saying the pop on earnings made life changing money. He wasn’t wrong. Green on the screen means nothing til you smash the sell button. I hear too many people say what about short term taxes? Clowns 🤡

In a few years - AMAZ, MSFT, or GOOG are going to scoop up all these flopped AI datacenters for pennies on the dollar and lower their operating costs. Not touching them til then.

It’s not over til I win my losses back or I get to 0, no in between

# can't wait til we get the rest of it! LMFAOOOO

TIL I’m a puppy 

ETA 24 hours til congrats all dip buyers etc 

ETA 1 hour til congrats all dip buyers etc 

Should of gave yourself some room, at least til Christmas

TIL Nvidia started to release their own visual AI models this March. These are faster and more accurate than other models, and because they're visual, they favor GPUs over TPUs. Since March, they improved them by a factor of 16x with the release of version 3 this morning. 🤯

TIL about smishing. And vishing.

TIL I'm top 1%

It starts today til the end of the month

prob wait til after inclusion.. or some shit. idk

It's probably just gonna consolidate within range til next year.

Thinking this pump can last til morning is like thinking you could last 5 minutes with Sophie Rain

I just need to make it through this week without crashing out, then it's smooth sailing til 2026 Then I can crash out 🎆

Wait til it starts using VIX Vapor Rub for Lube

It’s all fake and gey til you hit the first buy button at 9:30. 🕤

SGOV til the big dump!

TIL poetry used to be called "the gay science". (Please don't make a joke 'used to be?!')

TIL 'dumpster' is a brand name

TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔

I had a seizure at work for the first time in 8 years. My boss ran to my office and pulled me from the wall, and held my head til paramedics showed up. When I finally was aware, she was still there saying not to worry about work. She drove me home and gave me 3 days off to recover. I don’t know if I can ever leave this company lol

I know the feeling. I got into CAT puts yesterday afternoon. I was down 50% this morning and the spread was a mile wide. I got out for $15 profit and was smiling til 30mins later I saw left $850 behind on one contract. 😔

You might feel better if you realize that you most likely would have sold the puts early anyway once they became a bit profitable. It's a common bias to assume in hindsight that you would have held the position til perfection had you not exited.

Wait til next Friday with the degen carry trade folks who have been warned again and again…

TIL in New York you continue paying child support even after they are grown ass adults

But I do know one thing though My profits I always blow, Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday, yo Maybe I'll make some money one day Maybe my port will grow 'Til then I'll sit my drunk ass On this fuckin' forum yo EMENEIM

5 minutes til Santa rally. Please MMs its my only wish.

4 mins til V

paper hands boyfriend. hold til zero girlfriend. who'd you rather

After learning my lesson from META, I am NOT touching AVGO calls til like a month later. Fk all em bulls that swore “trust bro, it’ll be back by next week”

Yeah I’m just not gonna check my port anymore til next year lol

It isn't a market rout til JPM breaks support.

Not much support for SPY til 680

Get ready for no movement til closing hour bois.

TIL Elon will bring TSLA to $10T by building the sexbots in the movie "Companion"

bulls and bears are going to fight each other til next year

Some guy on here told me 200 MSTR PUTS are basically money printers. BANG BANG TIL MICHAEL SAYLOR BRAINS HANG. Gang.

She's breaking up but doesn't want to leave til morning. 🙄

Anyone else going liquid until January? I kinda feel like everyone is already on holiday or soon to be gone til after new years and thus the exit liquidity is gonna hit for purpose of spending and final tax prep? Or I’m just regarded which is also fair

Can someone tell us all a story about how you were down bad on calls, but held til the end, and somehow came out 5x or breakeven on it? Thanks. For my copium purposes

Ironically, I had a sweet sexy Sabrina in my life. But not til my late 30's (soon after my divorce).

This is why u never celebrate til open ☝️

How long til bitcoin bros switch to silver? It will go 5x before bitcoin ever does.

I read this as "NVDA judt got a $18 price target" and was mind blown til I read it again lmao

How long til they claim their noodle shapes are AI generated?

9 trading days ‘til Christmas

TIL this sub doesn't like Karoline Leavitt 🤣

lol jk can you imagine being bearish, we are in the 3rd inning ETA 24hrs til “congrats dip buyers etc”