TIL

How long til we hear about boots on the ground now that markets just closed?

Too many people had puts. Market pumping til they expire worthless then dump.

They're gonna wait til HOOD closes your worthless puts then gap down 1%.

Fuck this noise, cash gang til wars over or 🥭 dies

and now we bleed til close...

Rip til 10, then tank city like you’ve never seen before rest of the day.

So all the oil futures price action up til now was just based on "well orange guy DID promise itll be over soon, so lets keep it low for now okay? :3 "

'member when SPY hit 630 last week? Are things better or worse now? Also, last trading day til Monday. Place your fucking bets.

Well my day is ruined. Fell asleep pre 🥭 presser and contemplated going heavy oil calls but figured hold off til tomorrow because he’s king manipulation. But nope he had to somehow fuck that up too

If we fall .5% an hour til market open we wouldn't even break the first circuit

12 hours til open, a lot can happen in those 12 hours - my cope so I can sleep tn

TIL that Vietnam war lasted 20 years. God damn

30 mins til -3% futures 

i usually utilize most active NYSE and NASDAQ stock charts for buying options but ToS has top 10 sizzling stocks and i have been finding a ton of under the radar winners lately yesterday loaded up on YMM calls out til Sept because of huge call volume and today i see 4 mil shares getting bought after hours

if it wasn't good, he'd wait til tomorrow.

Shoulda went at least til Monday. Monday is gonna geta hurt reeeeaaal baaaad

TIL the US doesn't do oversize novelty chocolate eggs for easter. Guys... Really?

Wanna hold my 655c til close but this feels kinda trappy

lowkey didn’t know we were going to the moon til yesterday

full port MU or wait til tomorrow?

Theta til announcement

I just can't wait til it's really open season on bulls in here

I wish he had waited til later

I’m balls deep in 6500 spxw puts expiring 4/17. Currently down $6300 or 40% on them. Holding strong though I don’t think the volatility is over with yet and if I lost all of it I guess it’ll be for a good cause with the war really coming to an end. That’s the only positive I can think of but I’m riding this out til the end.

wouldnt he announce it like thursday after market close? Also I think there is a ceasefire til the 6th but i guess we cant really trust him

TIL Iran means land of the aryans.

Anyone have a predictions for tomorrow? Keeping riding the pump, dump, or flat til something happens

TIL that the eggs, bunnies and springtime themes of Easter are actually rooted in pagan spring fertility festivals. It's not Christian at all lol

Please keep pumping til end of Thursdays I want cheap puts for weekend escalation that causes a flash crash

Sold my sndk calls and made $1500 this morning. If I had held til close it would’ve been $15000. I can never get it right…

I tried it, but it’s more about shitty choices than time til expiration (edited to correct the autocorrection of my profanity)

If you didn’t see the daily til now you’d think the war ended

lmao if i held my put til today it will be from up +$51k profit to down -$73k today take profit when you can🫡

Guys I can’t wait til the strait automatically reopens. When do you think they will push the big green “open” button to get it moving again?

This feels like fake theta. I mean, if this stays sideways til 30 mins to close, might have some opportunities for 50X play on 0dtes

this shit is so evil lol yikes. done trading this til next week, this is fucked

futures showing we won’t be back to 70/barrel til 2032 lmao

holding put til eod

3 minutes til JOLTS

Start buying calls if you want to make money. Green all the way til Thursday.

Guys don’t wait til 12:00 to buy puts when contracts are half the price and buying fomo has started to die because nobody wants to hold shit over night.

I may sit out til like 10am today, buying at open just seems dumb to me today and I have no idea what’s going to happen

Will wait til Easter to re assess. He likes to take action on religious holidays as a “sign”

pump til 10 when jolts comes out. If Jolts bad we have another sell off. Jolts good, keep on pumping

Lowkey never heard bout no Strait of Horny before like 3 weeks ago. Yall fake as hell. Never cared bout no Strait til now

TIL Lindsey Graham is a boi

Do the reverse martingale where you only short with your profits and halve the bet everyday til it stops working.

wait til these hopium "BER FUK" in this sub find out the diff between what physical oil is priced at currently around most of the world compare to digitally on the chart and WHEN...not IF...it catches up to the chart...you gonna get front row seat in front of your screen to look at your call losing premium faster than the time it takes for you to put the fries in the bag while you die a little everyday on the inside hoping for "maybe it will bounce back tomorrow" that never comes all the way til your expiration cause buying the dip doesn't work anymore in a real bear market when things don't just V back every time for you to post gain porn on spy call. TLDR...cash is a position...buy when it cross above the 200 MA again...its THAT simple...you're welcome

TIL Robinhood only lets you withdraw 50k per business day. It’s going to take me 4 days to withdraw the 190k i made T_T

about thirty seconds 'til the first Marine shouts "TRAAAAAAAAAP"