TIL

TIL the SEC still exists

You guys think this is juicy wait til IBM earnings gives AMD its second wind to $280

There is a near infinite demand for compute, data center plays will not stop printing. It's fucking 10pm & the party's going til 5am. Get the fucking bag my people. Literally a once in a lifetime opportunity. I think.

Pattern Day Trader rules fucking blow! Went over my limit, locked my account. Transferred money but now have to wait til tomorrow. Can't do shit. I hate being told by the government whether or not I should be allowed to trade my own fucking money.

SPY doing nothing til 11

Class action lawsuit on HOOD for every dollar I lose during this crash? (I would’ve held these calls til 0 anyway)

Can’t wait til AMD and NVDA announce an incest partnership next so they can hit $10 trillion in market cap lmfao

People who post “gain posts” of their option position before market open are by far the GAYEST people on the planet Can you not wait til market opens and close it out before you post retard?

Is it regarded to buy an option rn? Like EX. spy c671 exp Oct 7? Does theta decay? Or should I just wait til market open?

Any beach is a nude beach til you get arrested

TIL Mexican prisons don't give you clothes, shampoo, toilet paper..

Corn - the real question is, will CZ just doing the weekend usual. Wait til all the degens pile into massively leveraged longs, then Binance sends BTC to Wintermute who market dumps it, crash the price, liquidate the longs, then send USDT to buy it back OTC slowly, cheaply. Rinse and repeat.

Bro I work with this pregnant girl , she's literally going to work on Tuesday til 6 and then get induced to give birth at 7:30 because she can't afford to take any time off. Both her and her husband work full time. Literally worse life than a third world person. But keep pumping this clown market because big tech still making money 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤌

Can we hold the crash til after IBM earnings please?

#12 minutes til futures open LMAO🤌

This is def a day where you’re happy to get out of your puts itm, immediately go into calls and it continues to fall on you. Puts til eod

I’m guessing that drop was a bunch of fed speak? It’s the only thing on the calendar, or did 🥭 say he was keeping us shutdown til 2026

just wait til trump posts a LAC meme

i will keep my 10-31 til exp. i will keep my 10-31 til exp. i will keep my 10-31 til exp. i will keep my 10-31 til exp.

Waiting til atleast 11am to find the bottom of this dip

I love how instead of getting real data we just get that turtle-looking jerkoff stooge pontificating about how he's a better economist than the rest of the Fed. Just wait til we have a board loaded with these doofuses picked by 🥭

Put money in Pfizer. Wait til next week for Tesla

I don’t make up the rules, Nana. I buy options, I hold til they expire worthless. It’s just how it’s done.

Every day green til end of time

I've held these TSLA 440p through annihilation. May as well hold til tomorrow for expiry.

wait til the dump tmrw

TIL through TikTok that women can lactate even without being pregnant

the boys came back from the Hamptons this summer still exhausted from the butt grape they experienced in March, so they are coasting til Feb 26.

TIL Elon Musk and I have an average net worth of $250 billion

Been making 1-3k everyday off gold and silver + miners, I'll literally just keep repeating til it stops working