TIL

How long this time til everyone realizes it's not true and we start going down again 

Some guy was up til 3 am jerking off to his puts, waking up to getting BTFO 🇺🇸

Premarket is buying his word, wait til the realize it's all fake

Bruh Iran you couldn’t wait til market open 🥲

Wait til 4pm my guy

Ultimatum delayed til market close lol

Couldnt wait til 10am for everyone to get rich off gambling. What a dick. I was gonna buy calls at open but fuck.

he wont end it til they name the strait after him

Wait til the 3am dump

1 min til I am ded

I can’t wait til 8 to smash the buy button

Anyone got a countdown til the 48 hours is over for🥭to commit war crimes?

works til it doesn't

Short corn til 57-60

i think we dump at open tmr before bouncing back to go flat til close

Not til 1st quarter paper statements start arriving in their mailboxes mid April.

Well considering how market has reacted so far feels like delusion, buy the dip mentality and trust in Trump or at least trust in a Trump Taco will be enough to fake it til we somehow make it.

TIL that the catch me if you can story is complete bullshit and the real con was selling a fairytale to Spielberg

That's already established. I think the point IS to have an incident and further fuel public outrage til it spills over and martial law is called in to halt elections.

Bulls want casino locked and closed til 🥭tacos out of war crimes on power plants on Monday

The dump isnt over til Bill Ackman cries

All I know even if there is going to be negotiations and talks …the strait will still remain shut , and the longer it’s shut.. the worse it will be. I do not think Iran will even entertain the idea of negotiations especially when they are still being bombed , and supposedly there will at least be 2 to 3 more weeks of attacks. So strait will be shut til April at least. Absolute fucking terrible for the global economy

So how long til gyna takes that lil island that makes all the semi conductors?

Id say UAMY but maybe wait til it hits $7.5?

Guy wasn't born til 1995, so he can fck off.

TIL - 1 GW data center ≈ ~1 million homes - U.S. total ≈ 135 million homes

after hours low vol pump on desperation tweet, predictable. long time til sunday futes tho

You’re gonna be high as shit til you acclimate to it. What dosage?

Market is looking for any reason to go up. When Hormuz reopens it will rip. Til then it is probably scary

Calls til we hit 670, then puts down to 635

the marines dont make it over there til next week lol

'til Monday

tbh, I understand the cut-&-run. I once got up to a potential $4k on 0dte VIX calls, only to hold on til close and they expired at $100 ... I was so mad all weekend.

Not selling my puts til the hotline gets posted

Just wait til the 5% days come

Just wait til the ai bubble gets a reality check during all this. Then the real fun starts lmfaoooo

Just waiting for JPM collar June print at this point Til then, just been scalping this SPXL range

Can’t wait til they delist HOOD on HOOD jfc

Holy fk lunr from yesterday morning til now. insane ass turnaround

So I bought some shares of PL yesterday, just two hundred. Didn't realize it was earnings. Just wanted to sell calls on a high IV stock for income. Sold the 30 covered call for May 15th. Well I guess it was a successful trade. I'll just try to ignore it til my shares get called away.

Not til next week bro

I’m committed I just won’t look at my portfolio til end of march. Yeah long oil short everything else

15 minutes til futes shrek

Bull trap til Wednesday. Fucking regards.

TIL neither inflation or war are transitory.

5 minutes til everyone at the BLS gets whacked

Just announce the dump oil export ban already. You probably gonna wait til Monday, but quit pretending it's not happening

TIL OKLO is from the Oklo natural reactor in W Africa, which ran when uranium ore was ~3% U-235 so much more fissile

I've got about a quarter tank of gas left How do I siphon gas with a hose, do I just put my pipe in the hole and then suck it til the fuel comes out? Pause

phewww, just a couple days til this is all over... They did say 4 weeks, right?