TIL

Usually wait til December to do some tax loss harvesting but I guess this year I start in March.

It will start to move 2 weeks before earnings in April, but wait til it breaches resistance over $410 before buying calls. Or, just wait for the war to be over and buy anything else. 🙄

10 minutes til showtime

Full port 0dte til I die

How long til they can't suppress crude prices with the release of reserves?

Just wait til the market prices in private credit and YCT unwind

Um excuse me. I signed up for the "buy the dip insurance" from the company No Panicans. When can I get my rebate check? Oh shit, they said it's already on its way. Full refund if I hold til 4pm. Double my money back if I hold overnight.

JPOW said IM NOT LEAVING TIL YOU MAKE ME

TIL the FED dont know wtf is happening or what to do to save it.. GG US economy

6 mins til the flattest line you've ever seen. 36 mins til 650

I can't wait til everything finally moves at 2pm

My MU 4/17 $500c I bought back in Feb are finally in the green - hold til earnings or sell hmm

You think this is bad wait til tomorrow's numbers! Grab your calls Bulls.

15 minutes til buy time.

TIL people actually trade mid caps

It's only a matter of time til this escalates and IRAN starts hitting the big refineries and pipelines IMO no way USO doesn't reach 140 in a month

Tech topped out in October 2025. I bought 2028 ITM leaps on MSFT last week and am down. Holding for me at least til the week of earnings.

Graphic unclear, my toaster is in the freezer til further notice

Not even waiting til cash open to fade this overnight pump

People don’t know the history of the mullah, Iran and it shows here and in the market. They are a Shia people and practice religion of martyrdom. Almost to akin to the Japanese people in WW2. They will go on with the war til last man standing or til when we drop a nuclear bomb on Iran

TIL Guinness contains alcohol

i got out before lunchtime and didn't look again til now holy shit what a horrible flat fucking day

Going up til it doesn't. Calls until poots 🍻

Why the fuck does Iran wait til market is closed to attack like wtf Iran don’t you wanna cause mayhem in the US markets ? Idk what the fuck they are doing anymore

How long til market digests NBIS converts?

TIL Sofi is not a legit company and is just a money making scheme for management.

TIL NATO is actually a country. Damn, I’m not only regarded at trading, but also world geography too. Wonder what else I’m too stupid to understand.

Both SPY and QQQ are gonna theta til Friday if we don't get a big event. Wednesday isn't going to do anything.

wait til don yuan hears about this

Nothing matters til the opening bell. Good night

Honestly no better feeling than selling a fuck ton of calls and then seeing it drop knowing they will likely never get back to the price you sold them at. It's my favorite position to be in lol. Just watch PNL stay positive and tick bigger til expiration.

Physical Dubai crude: $152. WTI futures: $94. That’s a $58 spread on something that’s normally $2-3. The paper market thinks the war is over. The physical market where actual barrels trade says it’s getting worse. Paper can lie. Physics can’t. Every exit route for Gulf oil is either mined, bombed, or on fire right now. Long $UCO til the fucking wheels come off

LMAO copium at max man it's not going below 100 til well after 2027

Oil is pumping til '27 bruh we already were in an energy bottleneck with the AI stuff BEFORE this war kicked off

Chop salad til FOMC Wednesday

TIL buying 50dte calls when VIX was at like 28 was not a smart idea

Calls shaken out til Jensen comes out and then its ber extinction event.

flat til Trump Dump

Well there’s our movement til 1:30 Wednesday

TIL SPY is the economy

At least wait til 11

At this point I'm just gonna wake up every morning and buy $40 worth of SPY fd calls and fd puts and wait til one direction hits a 1000% gainer.

It ain’t over til the Hormuz

TIL saying you'd rather identify as Chinese than Canadian will send a Canuck into orbit lmao. Brother. Relax... Pointing out how dogshit your healthcare is, your housing affordability crisis, and how shit economy is just speaking to some truths. That's all. Idk why you got so tilted? Just weird.

This won't drop til 671

What makes you think I wasn't holding til 0 anyway?

Gas already passed 4.20 gallon where I live in Oregon... This won't end til 6.90

TIL Elon’s fav food is burger

wait til tomorrow theyll all disappear

Fwiw, I have a story. But will wait til after you lose all your money. 😂😂