TIL

2 minutes til Guh

I’m not buying til you autistic bastard are screaming MANGO MARKET BURN 🔥 BABY over and over.

10 mins til life has meaning. My guess is futures up 0.5%

30 min til green futes

1 hour and 10 mins til futures

2 hours til green futes

3 hrs til persian rug

Wait til you hear about the underwater datacenter concept that failed miserably.

TIL that those Marines they're deploying are currently close to Taiwan and about a week away from actually reaching the middle east

TIL corned beef doesn't have corn in it.

TIL Bearhunter never played BF3

Can’t wait til this whole thing ends up turning into China invading Taiwan lmfao

Wait til you look at the yearly on GOOG.

I am sorry. I bought Spx puts today and made 250%. Bought them early though and held til settlement.

Fuck I’ve been patient and I’ve been waiting Can’t wait til Cashflow posts tonight’s dinner

TIL WSB outperformed Cliffwater funds whose YTD gain is... less than 1%!

Markets r stuck here til power hour... imo save ur money til then.. or just bleeding now

Gen Z has never seen a red year. Wait til they see a red decade.

Volume so low right now... save ur moolah til 2hrs til closing for maximum gains

Have a date with SPY 200d sma soon. nofap til then

No chance SPY doesn’t hold >!my cock!< and pump til EOD

V til 671 then back down

we're gonna chop around 670 til eod, MMs cooking up a BANGER on Fri13

You guys got pretty mad when I said I don’t actually look at gas ⛽️ prices. Wait til you find out I don’t actually look at grocery prices either.

Til you buy a put or sell a call spread. USO is a widow maker

AI would never say the shit that I say. I shove the bacon, egg, and cheese McMuffin in my pussy and scratch it til I come 

Puts til June it is. Thanks 

Isn't Iraq landlocked? Edit: Turns out they have a whole 36 miles of coast. TIL

TIL the entire global economy is dependent on the thing I used to suck out of balloons to make my voice sound funny.

He’s the only one left buying. Cant wait til he owns all of it.

China has always known rare earths are the weak point, that was taco June. Iran has known the strait since the "100% obliteration of their nuke efforts" (and even before that). It's going drill another 5%, we go into stagflation and idle til midterms. Then buy the dip & watch it roar back.

holding onto my spy puts til friday, this market feels way too uncertain rn and i just know jpow's gonna say something weird tomorrow.

TIL, I can’t recoup my stock trading loss from the gains in other non-stock assets 😭 Only -$3k down with another 30 years to go

We haven’t bottomed til I see a dozen posts of large open positions calling for SPY 550

Pce tomorrow. Im waiting til then for any more moves.

she mango my taco til i close the strait

TIL the defense minister of Israel is named Israel

Wait til Iran starts bombimg datacenters. The algos won't know what to do.

Kangaroo market today. Straight up at open, straight down at 10:40, recover from 11:40 into lunch, dump at 12:02, recover at 12:20, pump til 2:45, dump til 3:50, pump til 4:15, crater AH, recover by open. Repeat.

If ME oil infrastructure goes the way private credit is going, yes. Wait til Israel attacks water desalination plants, which it hasn't done yet. There is no going back from that.

The great replacement theory and exceptionalism have cooked the brains of people to the point that they don’t see other people as people anymore. Will continue to cause quagmires. Regardless still don’t think the market can really fall apart til march opex.

she futed on my hormussy til i taco'd

Wow, TIL that there actually are wheat, soybean, corn futures and they are pumping. 🤔

Hahaha trying to manipulate the market as usual in the meantime will go to 150 a barrel just hang in there til the EOY.

Tomorrow I'm going to print multiple pictures of Orange and tape those on pillows and beat them til there's no more Orange.

10 mins til power hour, meal team six ready to feed the bulls 😎 

17 minutes til the V

You buy a stock because you see it’s down 70% on fear. Then they report a great earnings, in turn the market sells the news leaving you holding til expiration or until the stock indeed bottoms out. It’s a vicious market.

New thesis is over weekend vix calls every weekend til war over. Thanks management

No calls til 6620-6650