TSLR

Dafuq tslr

The TSLR bear in me is viscerally disgusted that my TSLR calls are printing

wtf tslr

Every time Elmo queefs TSLR goes up 6%

If they are going to manipulate TSLR they could at least not be so obvious about it

If TSLR goes green just send the nukes honestly

TSLR being worth $433 only makes sense after you snort a hippo dose of ketamine

Cmon TSLR bulls, sell your shares at the funny number and enjoy your Christmas

Cramer says buy TSLR.

TSLR bulls deserve this

Making money on TSLR puts is one of the rarest but most glorious feeling options play there is. Fuck Elmo

I buy TSLR puts whenever it’s green because one of these days it’s going to go bigly. Most of the time my money gets lit on fire like a Cybertruck but I’m just gambling on a plunge so bad it will remind Elmo of getting swirlied in the 80’s

Im fake Tslr bol trying to save my tslq from the soon to be dead tslr bers

Hoping that TSLR earnings are sell the news type

TSLR is just a raggedy crack head wearing stolen Balenciaga

My American dream is for TSLR to flash crash while I’m holding weekly puts, not paying any capital gains tax, buying a house in Sicily and never coming back

TSLR needs to be blood sacrificed from the S&P

I need TSLR to take a bigger dump than those two girls in that video from 2007

Here we are, another day. Time to see what unconvincing reason Robinhood AI tells me why TSLR is green

TSLR reports record Q3 deliveries as Elmo sells cars to himself

TSLR, our business is so successful that our CEO sells our unsold shit boxes to himself and our stock goes up.

TSLR, where our CEO of this publicly held company sells vehicles to his private companies to inflate the sales of an absolute failure of a product, and it’s totally legal somehow

TSLR this pump is not meant for you. Stop it

I hate when TSLR thinks it deserves to V with everything else

I buy TSLR puts out of pure hatred. No TA, no DD. Just fuck Elmo.

TSLR drilling to the earths core sparks joy

At this point I’m convinced that TSLR could just stop producing anything and still go up

I’m so bullish on TSLR. Abandoning their robot plan, FSD being investigated, a disappointing “cheaper” model, people turning into rotisserie chickens because they can’t open the doors. Literally so many bullish catalysts

How does SPY drop $2 and TSLR barely budges. I hate this game

Anyone have any 🍈 baby momma news to save tslr?

TSLR would be bouncing as the indexes get dragged down. This fucking stock

All I’m asking is for TSLR to close below $420 today

TSLR puts for life

TSLR just had to go and fuck my 432 put yesterday just to fucking send it straight down there pre market today. Love this game

TSLR won’t go below 432.5 because that’s the strike price for my puts. You’re welcome for the free TA

TSLR is running out of hopes and dreams to sell. 25k ev? Nope, here’s a 40k shit box. Robots that can help with manufacturing? Nope, here’s a robot that can do a karate chop. Hiya!

TSLR fans: We want a new model under 25k TSLR: best we can do is a shittier version of an old model for 40k

The power boner I get watching TSLR crumble is something even Ron Burgandy would admire

While Americans struggle with grocery bills and the complete elimination of the middle class, TSLR announces a new “affordable” ev. I’m sure people will be clamoring to spend 25k on a shittier model y.

TSLR finally announces a 25k model Y. Bad news is, no one cares

TSLR: “we are building a robot capable of doing complex manufacturing tasks” The robot: Hiya! (Karate chop)

ACHR TSLR PARTNERSHIP $20 EOW

Buying TSLR puts should come with a complimentary straight jacket. This shit will make anyone insane

TSLR gonna announce the Roadster 3 based on all the pre-orders from the Roadster 2

TSLR will be red by noon

Anyone who’s buying TSLR above $400 must be snorting lines of Tylenol

TSLR tweets a picture of a fan and the stock goes up 3%. Word

TSLR being above $400 still is a fucking joke right

TSLR, don’t pay attention to our crumbling core business, look at our robot doing kungfu!

TSLR to reveal new product on October 7. Rumor is it’s a paraglider