TSLR

TSLR, our door handles will trap you in our cars while you burn alive, but hey look at our robot doing karate!

TSLR, we can’t figure out door handles, but FSD will be here any day, we promise.

TSLR bulls deserve this

TSLR puts are good for the soul

TSLR, we have the meats. 50k burgers sold is a huge deal. TSLR to $500

Why can’t TSLR just stay dead

Why can’t TSLR just stay dead

Ya know, I really wasn’t bullish on TSLR until I read that their diner sold over 50k burgers this quarter. I’m all in

I had someone on TSLRmotors tell me that “just because the doors are confusing to open in an emergency doesn’t mean they aren’t easy to open”. TSLR fan boy logic 101. Confusing=easy got it

Successfully made money on TSLR puts and got permabanned from teslrmotors today. Soft hands on these TSLR bulls

300% same day gain on TSLR puts. Feels so good when this dog shit company tanks

The power boner I’ll have tomorrow morning if TSLR keeps slipping overnight will be legendary

TSLR back at todays open when?

TSLR baby, you can go lower tomorrow. Your sales in America are cooked

I would like to take a moment to thank TSLR puts for sponsoring my vacation to Italy

TSLR bulls who had $500 calls, what flavor of Tylenol is your favorite?

TSLR down on record delivery news, because everyone knows without the tax credit that will never happen again

About to board a flight to Italy, TSLR puts are printing. Life is good

Nothing makes me happier than watching TSLR burn. Just not when it’s a real Tesla car and there’s a human inside that can’t get out because Elmo wanted cute door handles

Imagine being a TSLR bull for any reason

Hey TSLR $500 Call holders, how are those bags feeling today?

TSLR bulls were too busy imagining what Elmo’s wiener feels like in the back of their throat to sell their calls. Sad

Call me gay but I love watching TSLR bulls get gaped first thing in the morning

TSLR, we are only a car company when the number look good.

TSLR, don’t pay attention to the news of how people are dying in our cars from being trapped while burning alive, look at our stock price!

TSLR’s entire stock price hinges on one, fat, middle aged ketamine addict. Sound

TSLR heading back to all time highs as it’s core business continues to decline. Love to see it

TSLR, where our business strategy is to pay Elmo more than we’ve ever profited to keep lying for us

TSLR, where our stock price skyrockets when we do “less bad” than last quarter

TSLR, where our stock will never crash because we have an endless amount of Robinhood Regards to prop us up

TSLR, where our motto is “it will be here one day, trust me bro”

TSLR, where we will keep your 50 grand for 8 years for a car we will never make

TSLR, where our CEO will manipulate the stock price to make sure you don’t pay attention to our terrible sales

TSLR, where our CEO installed a government that will make sure the middle class can’t afford our cars

TSLR, where our value comes from the lies of our bipedal beluga whale of a CEO

TSLR, where fantasy is worth trillions

TSLR, where our stock price is as infinite as our CEO’s empty promises

TSLR, where our imaginary products are worth more than our core business.

TSLR, we lie, people buy

TSLR, over promise, under deliver, that’s our motto

Why is TSLR trading so low? It’s imaginary future products are worth at least 20 trillion bagillion

TSLR calls because this shit is just so fucking rigged