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This is false. There is a finite amount. It's a discrete unit - it's not infinity divisible. See: A satoshi - the minimum quantifiable amount. 1BTC = 100 million satoshis. There is no smaller unit. You can't trade 0.5 of a satoshi. Currently 1SAT \~= **$0.001143,** You cannot trade anything smaller than that.

bought 686 straddles on SPY about 90 min after market opened for $180/unit, just sold the call legs for $201/leg 0dte and 1dte straddles have been my most profitable SPY strat. I don't make crazy sexy returns but I basically never lose either and when I do lose it's like a 15% loss. Sold the calls a little early sure, the puts were only worth $10 when I sold the call, holding them in case the market sells off before close (b/c fomc tomorrow) Of the 12 stradles I've traded this month, I've only lost money on 1 and I had straddles on the china tarrif day and they made well over 300%

Return { BustyMilf { UnitDef { height = 65, waist = 28, cup = "DD", stamina = 70, }, BjDef { slurp = 4, depth = 3, biteProb = 0.12 satisfactionDist = "Pert(40,75,80)" }, }, } Add this to the springer unit def as a lua file.  You're welcome

Would the fake meat people shut the fuck up. It’s an ultra processed bean burger no one eats. Further they lose money on every unit sold. Stfu.

Meta will lay off roughly 600 employees within its artificial intelligence unit, a spokesperson confirmed to CNBC. The cuts did not impact employees within TBD Labs, which includes many of the top-tier AI hires brought into Meta this summer, people familiar told CNBC. The layoffs are an attempt by Meta to continue trim the department and further cement Wang’s role in steering the company’s AI strategy.

📞 Caller: Help!! I ran out of lube and can’t masturbate!! I can’t start my day off right!! 😭 👮 Operator: Sir, calm down dispatching an Emergency Pleasure Unit (EPU-69) immediately. Stay hydrated and avoid touching anything sticky. 🚨 [10 minutes later] 🤖 Sex Robot: Hello citizen, please remain calm while I take care of you 🤗 💋 😘 👨‍🦱 Caller: Thank you!!

🚨OPERATION BEYOND EVACUATION — DAY 3: THE FINAL GRILLING🚨 👨‍✈️ [Static crackle] “Command, this is Alpha Unit — the fake meat is collapsing! BYND’s under $3.00 and sinking fast!” 👩‍💼 “The patties! They’re melting! My vegan husband’s still in there!!” 😭 💥 [Explosion in the distance] 👨‍✈️ “We’ve lost another brokerage — they tried averaging down!” 👨‍🔧 “Sir, we’re out of liquidity!” 👨‍✈️ “Then use the ketchup — make it look like blood!” 🚛 [Engine roars] RON DOBBINS (bursting through smoke): “I’m Ron Dobbins, you son of a bitch! I didn’t come all the way from Talladega to watch fake meat die like this!” 🏁🔥 👨‍✈️ “Dobbins, the market’s collapsing!” RON: “Then we floor it! Strap those investors to my stock car — we’re getting them outta here!” 💨 [He slams the pedal, tires screeching, hauling traders to safety as BYND burns behind him.] 👩‍💼 “He did it… he saved the last 12 shares.” 👨‍✈️ “God bless that man. God bless Ron Dobbins.” 🇺🇸

"Meta lays off 600 employees within AI unit" one small bubble popping or the first of many?

Meta laying off 600 within AI unit. Sounds so promising

Meta to cut ~600 jobs in its AI superintelligence unit

Elon Musk is brought back into the Federal government to fix the baby problem. His solution is to attach a turkey baster to Optimus robots filled with his genetic material. They tried to mould the phallic attachment off of Elon himself but his unit was too misshapen and non-functioning from botched enlargement procedures. This new government program will be titled CyberCuck^**TM**.   Tesla market cap goes to $50 Trillion.

I’ve definitely made the most money betting against WSB sentiment - I’ll give ya that. But all of us get cucked when Spy puts have a 10,000 unit volume spike. I just so happened to be looking when it happened today and got a few that printed.

Imagine you are a federal employee and you haven’t been paid for two weeks, …then you get called up by your weekend Army national guard unit to go invade Portland and ALSO still not get paid for that job either … then you find out that 🍊taco just doubled down and gave billions more in financial bailout to the country of Argentina 😆 😬 What a time to be alive

I understand market cap, I'm talking about the pschycological effects of price on the human pscyche and what will drive the next surge of capital. It's called "unit bias".

JP Morgan's ER might be bad, their precious metal unit is deep in the RED. Payback time after they manipulating precious metal markets for decades.

Crowdsourcing names for my retarded Equestrian pony that will stay in the public storage unit I purchased down the street so that I can train Equestrian on the weekends and land a rocket like Erin or Eve Jobs and learn about upper echelon life.

What if I have an in unit washer/dryer?

Absolute unit. In awe of the size of this market.